The Montauk Mystery Monster

Mother Nature is one Sick Demented Broad!<br /><div><div><div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJinl5GCchqWD4Ohw5XqMsEW7MXwoEmCfXxm_ODldtto4QF1bT4LFw9a_6bZaZC8nwmhtqJc3nexMLZNnQpm1PT322FGHZKxwaB2MELs58cWH_2pWM5uO5KACYWfG5_ku76VLmJoaz5PmI/s1600-h/animal+creature.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228875714947696306" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJinl5GCchqWD4Ohw5XqMsEW7MXwoEmCfXxm_ODldtto4QF1bT4LFw9a_6bZaZC8nwmhtqJc3nexMLZNnQpm1PT322FGHZKxwaB2MELs58cWH_2pWM5uO5KACYWfG5_ku76VLmJoaz5PmI/s320/animal+creature.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" /></a> The Creature above was found washed up on the shores of Montauk. That is in Long Island, New York for the Geographically Impaired. It looks like some kind of Rodent with a beak. But, it could be a number of things:<br /><ol><li>Secret Government experiment gone wrong</li><li>A mutant turtle without its Shell</li><li>A Viral Marketing campaign by the cartoon network</li><li>An elaborate Hoax to dupe the citizens of L.I. (that's easier done than said)</li><li>A creature similar to a platypus, which exhibits both bird and mammal characteristics</li></ol><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228884417126414786" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOEWXxR7LTZHM1SVHv7sgLEKy9rS2QiHvb3B-P_ocFENqUbpihK0_0UBd0L3y7oPafb2ATLEHtA9VExZvojnCEGl8WZ25qLYNUJEPbyTT-cChtb0ySGHcGljbnMn00-ve26KO0lVfihYBf/s320/platypus.bmp" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" />The Platypus (pictured above) is an anomaly in nature. It is an egg-laying, venemous, milk-producing, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal. </div><br /><div>Not only is it one of only two Mammal that lays eggs, it is also one of the few mammals in nature which produces venom. (venom is usually reserved for reptiles and insects)</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjG0_uubM7RlgXOrYf9A-7ivhbkgpI1dZuifV4-jCt4dZTWudj6NtIxVc-FwoUt57edZS8A830Ysf5QNM_9Xmkx_OXIgnOD_gg4-TR-HrnUpUcUFyS9RMOinoagGcZT05UUBfPSFZ9OowrN/s1600-h/Long-beakedEchidna.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="136" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228908662264100290" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjG0_uubM7RlgXOrYf9A-7ivhbkgpI1dZuifV4-jCt4dZTWudj6NtIxVc-FwoUt57edZS8A830Ysf5QNM_9Xmkx_OXIgnOD_gg4-TR-HrnUpUcUFyS9RMOinoagGcZT05UUBfPSFZ9OowrN/s200/Long-beakedEchidna.jpg" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; width: 164px; height: 112px;" width="200" /></a><br /><div>Platypus are a part of the Monotreme family. Monotremes are Egg-Laying Mammals. All of the Monotreme are extinct besides our Friend, Mr. Platypus and an ant-eating creature known as Echidnas (pictured on the left).</div><div></div><div>But, there are fossil records of two other species that are thought to be Monotreme and closely related to the Platypus by most leading scientists. </div><br /><div>One is known as Teinolophos, its fossils were discovered in and around Australia, the same place that Platypus resides today.</div><br /><div>The other Monotreme which scientists have fossil records of is called Steropodon and through fossil records, Scientists were able to recreate what the creature might have looked like:</div><br /><p align="center"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228889131569059794" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkujHt8PU8hHSQwZ-eBvmFeS1nbxrPNDbvH5APknfAKgUlIx5L2jng7hwE1UzP-fbsrGg5fxqc2drXOEINj9t86iLpzJiXilLS3Ey9aexVONQTUReUyA-2NgbIX1mCeOAELYSU5ZRy4LfF/s320/Steropodon_model_aus.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" />Cute, Ain't it?</p><p align="center">There are definitely some similarities between the creature that washed up on the shores of Strong Island and the Steropodon. The creature could be a distant north American relative of platypus. If this creature is in fact real, it could put a whole different spin on how we look at evolution. Scientist have proven that mammals evolved into three distinct groups. Mammals that give birth (Placental), Mammals that have pouches for their young (Marsupials) and the Egg-Laying Mammals (Monotreme). Both Australia and North America are home to Marsupials, the Aussies have Kangaroos and the we have Opossums. Is it impossible for Monotremes to inhabit both Australia and North America? If that creature is in fact a Monotreme, it strengthens the theory that the world was once a single land mass, otherwise known as Pangea. </p></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijyAU13rps-kHy_u1ohsfGVL9xrTypGHM0_PZ1NTFbEiQdSUuCfwLlCwkgtmTcLF8FrIkHq9rSLAyfIAc-KOf0Mi8lJpIe3VlYXXAI68-wYbunn9z98zmF4l_w45Ewc1KmF6RCcJUSOqGQ/s1600-h/pangea.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228894199727703810" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijyAU13rps-kHy_u1ohsfGVL9xrTypGHM0_PZ1NTFbEiQdSUuCfwLlCwkgtmTcLF8FrIkHq9rSLAyfIAc-KOf0Mi8lJpIe3VlYXXAI68-wYbunn9z98zmF4l_w45Ewc1KmF6RCcJUSOqGQ/s200/pangea.bmp" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" /></a>How else can one explain the existence of both Marsupials and Monotremes in Australia and North America when the two continents are over 10,000 miles away from each other in today's world?</div><br /><div></div><div>~G9D Contributing Satirist and Womanizer</div></div>

The Montauk Mystery Monster

Mother Nature is one Sick Demented Broad! The Creature above was found washed up on the shores of Montauk. That is in Long Island, New York...

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Rant About Bush and Our Country's Shape

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibtErz8B8QX6ivQjnzlqCxHz6KQCx98hjfxz6uWMRE4tfJaPr15f3oV_3E8uIdOytQAhX-9s9tTV-6CrCmEpCxUJ3cvvQiPQWCVBm4XaoIMKzw_qoJNirY2TrFwJjurQwgcsx_cPwBFEk/s1600-h/georgebush.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228839897771980434" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibtErz8B8QX6ivQjnzlqCxHz6KQCx98hjfxz6uWMRE4tfJaPr15f3oV_3E8uIdOytQAhX-9s9tTV-6CrCmEpCxUJ3cvvQiPQWCVBm4XaoIMKzw_qoJNirY2TrFwJjurQwgcsx_cPwBFEk/s200/georgebush.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Eyyy, here is a rant that's sure to cause controversy! There he goes again. President Bush today signed a huge bill intended to provide mortgage relief for 400,000 struggling home owners (a bill he once said he was once planning to veto.) This bill calls for $3.9 billion in neighborhood grants. What the hell is a neighborhood grant? (Can't be all that bad, it was the Democrat's idea. Although, what the hell is a neighborhood grant?) Someone send me a memo. The other day the national record for the national debt has been shattered. The new national debt number now stands at $9.5 trillion. That $9,542,039,724,822 to be exact and is growing at an incredible rate. When I think about it, I start hoping that Obama is really up to the challenge (I mean come on, McCain is done.) Cause after the Bush administration's antics with the War on Terror (which should really just be called the War on Iraq), there is no shortage of shit to clean up. Let's recap (and I would so do this in the slow motion ESPN highlight segment style but I can't. So just imagine it.) Thank you Mr.Bush, we now have the highest National Debt.. EVER. Before Bush we were disliked by the middle east. After Bush, we are now fully h<a href="http://www.borev.net/nyse.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.borev.net/nyse.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>ated by most of the middle east. Before Bush the government had limits as to which of it's citizens it can monitor and what methods it would employ to do so. Now, after the Patriot Act, they can do as they please with little to no explanation. Before Bush, people had houses. After Bush, people got "Neighborhood Grants" whatever the fuck that is. Everything Bush touches, he runs into the ground (e.g. Arbusto Drilling and the other little dumb ass companies he was the President of) Well you know what, this is a country, not a fucking company you can just run into the ground. Don't treat us like your employees who run around like ants and make you money. I don't think Georgi got the memo. Our economy has sustained massive, and i mean MASSIVE damage from President Bush. MASSIVE DAMMIT! And all he can say is that we are making progress in Iraq and we can't surrender now. Well with that said, what the fuck happened in Afghanistan? Did we win there? I don't remember a fucking victory party. Last time I checked we are getting owned by the Taliban and rebel forces in Afghanistan. La<a href="http://maryt.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/afghanistan.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://maryt.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/afghanistan.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>st two thing I heard about Afghanistan... Go! Last two things, last two things. The Taliban blowing up a hole in the wall of an American detention facility letting 800 prisoners escape. Then the second piece of news I remember is 500 of those 800 attacking us bases in Afghanistan (actually taken from my memory, amazing). But Bush is only focused on Iraq. Duh, no Weapons of Mass Destruction found. No Al-Quada terror rings found. No chemical or biological weapons found, yet we, they rather (The Bush Administration) are still there just diddling about and plunging the country into deeper and deeper debt. Killing our soldiers. Killing Iraqi soldiers. Killing civilians in the process. Oh, and you know what. A whole lot of Iraqi civilians are paid by the terror groups to plant bombs and carry out attacks. Their economy is in a lot worse shape than America's, leaving some no choice but to take up the offers. Does that make them terrorists? Well ki<a href="http://dillsnapcogitation.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cia-seal-plaque.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://dillsnapcogitation.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cia-seal-plaque.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>nd of but their family has to eat. The point is we shouldn't have been there in the first place. Iraq wasn't really America's enemy. Iraq is a country that is classified as an "American Interest." Interest as in, Hey, we are interested in you. Give us your fucking oil! And they know this. I know this. The CIA couldn't have fucked up that bad with their intel. They just couldn't have. And if they genuinely did, well maybe it's time to get rid of them. It's not in the budget. hundreds of billions of dollars wasted on such crappy intel? I don't think so. Liars liars, all that shit was doctored and falsified. Should Bush be tried for war crimes, personally I think so. Attacking a sovereign nation under false pretenses is grounds for a war crimes tribunal, is it not? And if not, it should be. Almost half a million dead and counting (although personally i think the number is higher than that.) Let's get out and vote (for Obama) people. These problems won't go away on their own. Think about it. We are in the largest National Debt number ever and at the same time we SHOULD HAVE ALREADY been trying to combat global climate issues. How can we combat climate change if money and the funding is just not there. We better start seeing federal budget surpluses by 2015. And that goes for all you politic fucks, Democrat or Republican, Obama or McCain, in my eyes you are all criminals until proven otherwise.

Rant About Bush and Our Country's Shape

Eyyy, here is a rant that's sure to cause controversy! There he goes again. President Bush today signed a huge bill intended to provide ...

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QUANTAS - The 747 Incident (Update 2)

<a href="http://www.dfwairparts.com/images/Oxygen_Valve_10284.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.dfwairparts.com/images/Oxygen_Valve_10284.JPG" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>I said I would do it, so here it is. Apologies to Quantas. ATSB and NTSB investigators now say that an oxygen bottle exploded on board of a Quantas 747-400 causing a huge hole in the bottom part of it's fuselage. They have found an oxygen valve from a tank (second pic) inside the fuselage and now believe it came from the ruptured oxygen tank. Neville Blyth, senior investigator from the Australian Transport and Safety Bureau, told a news conference in Manila "I can't speculate as to indeed the probability of that cylinder having caused the damage" He also went on to add "In the vicinity of the damage, we are missing one cylinder. The areas around the damage will be inspected. We're obviously looking for evidence on where that cylinder may have gone." (Hmm Neville, I wonder where that cylinder may have gone myself. I mean there is absolutely no way it could have fell out of that fucking hole. No way, it's absolutely impossible. Maybe you should check the first class toilet, it could have fell in there.) I guess the questions to ask now would be why this never happened on a 747 before and why did the tank explode? Was it due to overheating? Was the valve or the regulator valve made correctly? Did something fall on the valve and cause it to break (although it must have been something extremely heavy because the guys from Discovery Channel's Mythbusters have broken off a valve from an oxygen tank before and it took quite a significant amount of force.)

QUANTAS - The 747 Incident (Update 2)

I said I would do it, so here it is. Apologies to Quantas. ATSB and NTSB investigators now say that an oxygen bottle exploded on board of a ...

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"The Rock Music-Baseball-Kabbalah-Celebrity Love Clusterfuck"

Madonna V. Cynthia Rodriguez V. A-Rod V. Lenny Kravitz<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqYZj0JOPzhmAre2tY6N4gLrOEm9ISBNCyBGvVwRGO3jwI_6EytM5dHW4Sa9jTjk3A_Qo14FpaxmZ0QIZ4fUSq2vyeBNTHh1uiBIpNzusf7qOZw6uKHOtUow7wj5NRyIhyAfRImNut6NdO/s1600-h/cynthiarodriguez.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227401071952337026" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqYZj0JOPzhmAre2tY6N4gLrOEm9ISBNCyBGvVwRGO3jwI_6EytM5dHW4Sa9jTjk3A_Qo14FpaxmZ0QIZ4fUSq2vyeBNTHh1uiBIpNzusf7qOZw6uKHOtUow7wj5NRyIhyAfRImNut6NdO/s320/cynthiarodriguez.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 149px; height: 208px;" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidnSDOrkK5KRyA7XaP-Kxsf8AAjd7hIVnXjvKOqKEeqygmHXLtG4tSIyoCpW3L1INi0R4chiYjXgsJvrLrOZCnLTZSDHxslhHEZOFdtwq-AmAlT0aGKbpLmQOqiDJLg-CjPOn-mRldzCE3/s1600-h/Lenny-Kravitz-Photograph-C12149862.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227401077313292162" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidnSDOrkK5KRyA7XaP-Kxsf8AAjd7hIVnXjvKOqKEeqygmHXLtG4tSIyoCpW3L1INi0R4chiYjXgsJvrLrOZCnLTZSDHxslhHEZOFdtwq-AmAlT0aGKbpLmQOqiDJLg-CjPOn-mRldzCE3/s320/Lenny-Kravitz-Photograph-C12149862.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 183px; height: 180px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ0MJrXYXti8RI9kbMpI8TbcQTK9fRI0mXuHv-sqvxunesHJnx4dMxrUx_LD4leKNShCOHcU6RV6oW4jLZVhtx2I58fRajok27mLLSp0a3y7HLwahraHTa8dt9OCpnpnlLh1ICrvFqidE5/s1600-h/madonnabaseballnight.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227400584095254306" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ0MJrXYXti8RI9kbMpI8TbcQTK9fRI0mXuHv-sqvxunesHJnx4dMxrUx_LD4leKNShCOHcU6RV6oW4jLZVhtx2I58fRajok27mLLSp0a3y7HLwahraHTa8dt9OCpnpnlLh1ICrvFqidE5/s320/madonnabaseballnight.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 167px; height: 171px;" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiH3tHd7cB4R_ju4WT7ZsWrExQ3Ae-7JKBp4HntVny1G3qQ7tJv0X8xGuz_3TGB5vRQVWAdDPM5y0HobfVEzCenXNzOjJNBnOZGAKC_8UJGa5WhOYpWd2kYJAd1Q0UUKkpfUiTcroddRdu/s1600-h/a-rod-massge1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227400053488882898" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiH3tHd7cB4R_ju4WT7ZsWrExQ3Ae-7JKBp4HntVny1G3qQ7tJv0X8xGuz_3TGB5vRQVWAdDPM5y0HobfVEzCenXNzOjJNBnOZGAKC_8UJGa5WhOYpWd2kYJAd1Q0UUKkpfUiTcroddRdu/s320/a-rod-massge1.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 159px; height: 170px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Who is Writing this stuff, Seriously?<br />This is like a bad episode of Celebrity wife swap.<br />I guess the worlds of rock and sports cross-pollinate in to a weird love trapezoid.<br />I for one am look forward to seeing a Madonna and Cyn-Rod cat fight/make out session.<br />I am still surprised no one has made this into a reality show yet, or at least a made for TV movie.<br />This is Gold people, get off your laurels and create this cluster fuck for the masses to enjoy.<br />Somehow Kabbalah got mixed into this as well. Now that is some good publicity. (Catholicism should take some notes, the whole boy touching thing is so 2003, celebrity scandals is where its at!)<br />Madonna in a statement said “ I Have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study,” this is apparently a reference to reports that<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPQn9HJmF_USgZtqwY8tFLzLhLg2GZYSRi9PXAnggKL3qw1izEyAf1plwBkd7JFQ26j3L3LryhP6Ae9mRMetMXvZUusA-V53ctGy7Iiq74lqrHVHSj5rQw03NYhJKgGkqaqsxiZDukL1vM/s1600-h/kabbalah.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227395485717274978" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPQn9HJmF_USgZtqwY8tFLzLhLg2GZYSRi9PXAnggKL3qw1izEyAf1plwBkd7JFQ26j3L3LryhP6Ae9mRMetMXvZUusA-V53ctGy7Iiq74lqrHVHSj5rQw03NYhJKgGkqaqsxiZDukL1vM/s320/kabbalah.gif" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 251px;" /></a> the singer had introduced the ballplayer to Kabbalah, also known as Jewish mysticism.<br />Here is a quick Breakdown of what 10 “truths” of Kabbalah<br />(will)<br />(wisdom)<br />(understanding)<br />(loving kindness)<br />(judgement)<br />(harmony)<br />(victory)<br />(glory)<br />(foundation)<br />(sovereignty)<br /><br />I once sat in on a lecture on Kabbalah, and let me tell you, it is freaking complicated and if A-rod can master Kabbalah, then maybe just maybe he can finally hit in the playoffs. Ouch, yea that one stung a lil’ didn't it?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx7gnr5bn1qNN51YLRKDPESccudu33J3Z9fO64BScBBiin6RtngviTeMIcr5jmRMio7GbX3BgRxLXFri7Ys9RgyRU_WR1m59BSjiKSkBzkpZYv0IOV2AkVvCfrbeTUaMmnAJXu5Q0Tomo2/s1600-h/bunny_honey.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227401538172374834" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx7gnr5bn1qNN51YLRKDPESccudu33J3Z9fO64BScBBiin6RtngviTeMIcr5jmRMio7GbX3BgRxLXFri7Ys9RgyRU_WR1m59BSjiKSkBzkpZYv0IOV2AkVvCfrbeTUaMmnAJXu5Q0Tomo2/s200/bunny_honey.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a><br />But, Hey the Yanks have won 8 in a row since the All-star break. So maybe all this high-drama is motivating A-Rod somewhat. Oh, and did I mention that Madonna and Lenny Kravitz (the artist formerly known as Romeo Blue) had a fling back in the mid-90’s.<br />Anyhow, my over/under on an A-Rod, Cyn-Rod, Madonna, L-Krav Orgy happening is 90 days. Any takers? I am willing to give 69 to 1 odds.<br /><br />~G9D, Contributing Satirist and Womanizer<br /><br /><BR><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-2282564724455392";<br />/* 234x60, created 7/26/08 */<br />google_ad_slot = "7913694803";<br />google_ad_width = 234;<br />google_ad_height = 60;<br />//--><br /></script><br /><script type="text/javascript"<br />src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"><br /></script>

"The Rock Music-Baseball-Kabbalah-Celebrity Love Clusterfuck"

Madonna V. Cynthia Rodriguez V. A-Rod V. Lenny Kravitz Who is Writing this stuff, Seriously? This is like a bad episode of Celebrity wife sw...

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NOTORIOUS - The Biggie Movie

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrvif76VhiOwAhRCk0kSuZjsJbHs_miMkA0i1kDPxF74PrkrVmms-yD6yZ2jH7IgMX1ktNl8jvL-MK9zUxgHy_02gGz9SqtwJpIAmqByIGdV0jmeFsYlGM1QlFS_cwCUARnX15dYlLFW8/s1600-h/biggie.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227043048421191346" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrvif76VhiOwAhRCk0kSuZjsJbHs_miMkA0i1kDPxF74PrkrVmms-yD6yZ2jH7IgMX1ktNl8jvL-MK9zUxgHy_02gGz9SqtwJpIAmqByIGdV0jmeFsYlGM1QlFS_cwCUARnX15dYlLFW8/s400/biggie.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiTDxgT_GRv-pi-Z8ZIzr8OVZb-Je7SVCqFtt9BJ8DCdyLETLqI4DTgL7Xaig-G_C8e2TfqjdTbpWn9ei7EBZ7ctkHfFLRTIshWUYOx9X_F67e0Aa8L3DQ5uiPuYAwf3gFie6aB4yh50c/s1600-h/notorius-big_sean_combs.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227044124386731234" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiTDxgT_GRv-pi-Z8ZIzr8OVZb-Je7SVCqFtt9BJ8DCdyLETLqI4DTgL7Xaig-G_C8e2TfqjdTbpWn9ei7EBZ7ctkHfFLRTIshWUYOx9X_F67e0Aa8L3DQ5uiPuYAwf3gFie6aB4yh50c/s200/notorius-big_sean_combs.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a>For fans of great Biggie Smalls a.k.a Notorious a.k.a Frank White, there is some good news. Fox Searchlight pictures are planning a 2009 release of "Notorious". A movie about our favorite rapper born and raised in Brooklyn, Biggie. Biggie will be played by Jamal Woolard, a Brooklyn-based rapper. That picture up top here with Puff Daddy a.k.a Diddy, is not taken with Biggie. Standing next to him but in fact is Jamal Woolard, the actor that will be playing Biggie. As of now there is no trailer out, but as soon as it comes out I will post it up. Personally I think it's about time someone has made a movie as a tribute to B.I.G. whom in my eyes is one of the greatest rap M.C.'s to walk this earth. I just pray that this movie will be better than the 50 Cent flop "Get Rich or Die Trying", which made me want to hang myself with a power extension cord. So "BIG" up to FOX for trying to take this project on. We all know how FOX is. I mean come on, FOX ? They are gonna make it look like cops DIDN'T shoot biggie.<br /><br />See Also:<br /><h2><a href="http://tranceponder.blogspot.com/2008/07/fux-noobs-channel-shitting-on.html">Fux Noobs Shitting on Diplomatic Journalism</a></h2>

NOTORIOUS - The Biggie Movie

For fans of great Biggie Smalls a.k.a Notorious a.k.a Frank White, there is some good news. Fox Searchlight pictures are planning a 2009 rel...

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Minor League Brawl: Dragons V. Chiefs

<div>Is there extra Testosterone in the water in the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Midwest</span> or is this just purely coincidental. Last night, there was bench clearing brawl at a Minor League Baseball game in Peoria, Illinois. It <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">occurred</span> in the bottom of the 1st inning, I am just curious but were tensions really that high in the bottom of the first inning at a Class A minor <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">league</span> game in the middle of <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">July</span>? Couldn't they <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">at least</span> wait till the 7<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">th</span> inning <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">stretch</span>? The incident killed more than an hour before the game was resumed. (I'm sure the fans loved that)</div><div>Here is a Video of the Brawl:<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LVnUxGdr9UM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LVnUxGdr9UM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Anyhow, the big story to come out of all of this was that Chief's pitcher Julio Castillo tried to throw a baseball into the Dragon's Dugout but instead chucked a baseball 80 MPH into the stands <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">inadvertently</span> striking a fan. He was later arrested on <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">assault</span> charges and all I have to say to Mr. Castillo is: Dude, You are <em>SO</em> Sued! </div><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227040843896021138" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7mc-didersOyIemPDhbdjQjCLhVQE_CMz9bqeo6PUKi3CaO3dg-G-FgRvme2QtsjRPKdxjJfoFM18qwlhXGiK1OOc0SKYEl9GNDjs0i_DBkPGZJEHAyhDaRF8INKMFfs6jbs3iPH9KdEb/s200/castillo.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" />No wonder he still in Single-A ball, he can't hit a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">freakin</span>' dugout from 30 feet away. Plus, he hit 3 batters in the same inning earlier in the game. If I was his attorney, I would advise him to plead not guilty, on the premise that he is just an awful pitcher with no control and bad placement. I am sure his pitching coach would <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">vouch</span> for him. Here is what the trial would be like:<br /><div>"Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I intend to prove that my client is an awful pitcher with a 4-12 record, 21 Wild Pitches, 70 walks and a career ERA of 7.27, he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn." or simply "If the Mitt don't fit you must acquit."</div><div>On a serious note, the staff of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Tranceponder</span> wishes the fan who was injured a speedy recovery. </div><div>This is the second brawl in less than a week, Athletes have got to slow their roles, its just entertainment! Fans shouldn't be put in harms way when they attend a ball game. Fans should be able to have the choice of drinking themselves into harms way. That is what makes this country so mediocre. </div>

Minor League Brawl: Dragons V. Chiefs

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Shame on Qantas? About the 747 Incident

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhAFziJ7DCYF4ZD8Y9x94S6R6stCijsrBRt8T0bWKw4ph0yeVPb4cgwhb61L0JJzj2C0EseB8Wzz-9qv3rC0PIZPZ6tYZ9j-vshI6iEddPCgF8krvFV_C6byLYIBCDxQMFcBpGplJUL0E/s1600-h/art.manila.ap.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226979571169459106" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhAFziJ7DCYF4ZD8Y9x94S6R6stCijsrBRt8T0bWKw4ph0yeVPb4cgwhb61L0JJzj2C0EseB8Wzz-9qv3rC0PIZPZ6tYZ9j-vshI6iEddPCgF8krvFV_C6byLYIBCDxQMFcBpGplJUL0E/s320/art.manila.ap.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a>A Quantas Airlines Boeing 747-400 had to make an emergency landing in Manila after a huge piece tore off mid flight from the bottom part of the front fuselage. Passengers heard a loud bang from the fusalge some time into the flight to Melbourne, Australia. Quanatas is known for it's outstanding safety record and hasn't lost a plane since 1951. At the time of the incident the plane was cruising at 29,000 feet, then descended rapidly to 10,000 as the oxygen masks dropped. Shortly thereafter the Quantas 747 made a landing in Manila in the Philippines. Quantas was experiencing problems with their employees who have been demanding higher pay and going on strikes. So it seems logical to assume that aircraft service quality has been diminished due to this situation. There have been a few other similar cases when pieces of the fuselage have torn off. One that comes to my mind first is Hawaiian flight Aloha 243 (second photo) when a huge piece torn off the top part of the fuselage leaving the passenger exposed to the the outside atmosphere at full cruising speed.<a href="http://www.facstaff.bucknell.edu/rich/MECH353/Aloha.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.facstaff.bucknell.edu/rich/MECH353/Aloha.JPG" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" /></a> The investigators in the Aloha 243 case have found that the incident was caused by metal fatigue. Metal fatigue is cause from multiple depressurizations and the constant change in temperature between cruising at altitude and being on the ground. The Aloha case was also similar in the fact that Aloha Airlines was also experiencing the same kind of aircraft service degradation that Quantas is currently facing. So if I had to make a hypothesis then i would prematurely conclude that in the case of Quantas, the plane has also suffered from metal fatigue. Now the NTSB or ATSB rather, must find the cause of this problem as fast as possible in order to prevent a future catastrophe. No airline should gamble with the safety of their passengers. Especially with a huge plane like the 747-400 which is capable of carrying more than 400 passengers (depending on the model of course but roughly 400). I will keep you posted in the results of the ATSB investigation. But for now I am gonna go out a limb and say SHAME ON YOU QUANTAS! Stop gambling with our lives and get your shit together. Don't muck up the 747's safety record with your newly found incompetence. (Although if I am wrong (which i dont think I am) then I will apologize for badmouthing Quantas, whom by the way again, haven't lost an aircraft since 1951)<br />By the way, here some footage from the inside of the plane shortly after it was rocked by the loud bang.<br /><br /><Br><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-2282564724455392";<br />/* 234x60, created 7/26/08 */<br />google_ad_slot = "7913694803";<br />google_ad_width = 234;<br />google_ad_height = 60;<br />//--><br /></script><br /><script type="text/javascript"<br />src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"><br /></script>

Shame on Qantas? About the 747 Incident

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Malice in The Palace Part 2: The Bitches Strike Back!

The WNBA finally got some much needed publicity this week after an on-court scuffle escalated into a border-line domestic violence scene. The scuffle occurred during a LA Sparks and Detroit Shock game at the Palace of Auburn Hills. This happens to be the same arena where Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson of the Indiana Pacers went into the stands and started brawling with Detroit Pistons fans, more than three years ago. At one Point former Pistons "bad boy" Rick Mahorn shoves Sparks Center Lisa Leslie and then one of her teammates hits Mahorn in the back of the head. Plus, a Detroit Shock player sprained her knee. Good thing this game was nationally televised on ESPN2, the WNBA would need an all out <em>Lesbo</em>fest in order to get this kind of coverage again.<br />Observe:<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VoVyVVub4Cg&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VoVyVVub4Cg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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The WNBA finally got some much needed publicity this week after an on-court scuffle escalated into a border-line domestic violence scene. Th...

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2008-09 NFL Preview (AFC & NFC East)

Before we start a few things to look forward to in the upcoming season:<br /><br /><div><p><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226056821739078130" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYRKf5npd-asVHOguc3v3yi4RJ2OZIpOnDWpKDP_yDNUfXyI1YxIjOUf4hyfB_Mr9pGGvkO1JmiiCEapH9GAZchTTDK7rux_DDVybtaBE_yjOTugRVdbiqvwvk8_RhgDBcgy8daCQSNg8H/s320/NFL.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" />Wow! Bold step, The letter "L" is no longer curled. So, this is what Roger Goodell is working when he is suspending Players for <em>off the Field</em> misconduct and not suspending coaches for <em>on the Field</em> misconduct. And how is less stars an upgrade? Wouldn't more stars make more sense? If I am not mistaken, there are more teams now. </p><img alt="" border="0" height="200" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226060929527152258" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglaFgE_V-LMPNvbY5e2HVO9Il4MvXxofcwVGA_tgcND-reRLt2b0RAB74S-Q_seuna9-h8sMbWioH4koUnfDsFoPyMEPb6vrAoa8bfY13A1Ywea8KjbR9JG7atNk57XZYT9OzjbzfwQex0/s200/large_gang-signs.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 230px; height: 200px; text-align: center;" width="221" />In a fascinating development, The NFL will investigate weather NFL players are flashing gang signs on the feild. Uhoh! get me Dragnet. Gang Unit, off course. Really? Is The NFL is like a bunch of Millionairre Gangstas? Highly Ulikely, but judge for yourself:<br /><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=afp-amfootnflgangs&prov=afp&type=lgns">http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=afp-amfootnflgangs&prov=afp&type=lgns</a><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">AFC EAST</span><br /></strong>The New England Patriots tried not cheating during the super bowl and the result was a loss to a team that played with guts. The pats are taking a step backwards this season, Ellis Hobbs is their top corner...need I say more? A jar of mayo from a lousy SEC team (Vanderbilt) is not going to make their Linebackers that much better or younger for that matter. Belichick needs to cheat again but knows that the next time he gets caught, Goodell is going to go bezerk on him for tarnishing the leagues reputation.<br />With all that said the Bills, Dolphins, and Jets all belong in NCAA Div. II football and none of them will even sniff the division title and none of them will make the playoffs. In reality, it is extremely unfair that the Patriots are in this division because they get 6 automatic wins practically every year.<br />The Jets will be in contention for a wild card berth toward the end of the season but without a true number one quarterback in the fold, I don’t foresee them getting into the playoffs when things are all said and done. The AFC is a loaded division and the Jets could be starting Erik Ainge by mid-season.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXYXAQWJQT498JwMVPg6n2Z-uAzAUpoOEtJEyQu-aQ7Pn9hCiow4g_OyFRgBAz9_eRFxEfn50rW43KuKH953I95t2gPBmlskkLqkWE2YilVnFzfXIjGT7NXdfGphbixKrZS7lxE-Inw9EJ/s1600-h/ainge.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" height="201" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225992128814081474" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXYXAQWJQT498JwMVPg6n2Z-uAzAUpoOEtJEyQu-aQ7Pn9hCiow4g_OyFRgBAz9_eRFxEfn50rW43KuKH953I95t2gPBmlskkLqkWE2YilVnFzfXIjGT7NXdfGphbixKrZS7lxE-Inw9EJ/s200/ainge.bmp" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" width="159" /></a><br />His uncle Danny Ainge led the Boston Celtics to the NBA title, but he had a significant assist from Kevin McHale and unfortunately Erik does not have the same connections. Erik Ainge is just hoping fellow Tennessee University Alum Peyton Manning gives him a free lesson in how to snag Advertising deals. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHRaP6hN0X85vz5OmXWfENPnO5MWeYh8xbhPgdQapS3boZp6P-MuCMCaDx8hKy12ytKFLgNvwrSyFVHCB7T1-YJqvk8QX9zPHc87WuuYDVfWE0m5qYdWApjeluSjkj6uBIeI-kvCXLch00/s1600-h/peyton.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225992128728880242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHRaP6hN0X85vz5OmXWfENPnO5MWeYh8xbhPgdQapS3boZp6P-MuCMCaDx8hKy12ytKFLgNvwrSyFVHCB7T1-YJqvk8QX9zPHc87WuuYDVfWE0m5qYdWApjeluSjkj6uBIeI-kvCXLch00/s200/peyton.bmp" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />1. New England Patriots<br />2. New York Jets<br />3. Buffalo Bills<br />4. Miami Dolphins<br /><br />The Patriots win the Division. The Jets make a valiant run but come up short. The Bills sellout the Rogers Centre in Toronto and in a few years they will be the Toronto Meese (or Mooses?) Bill Parcells is prepetually Pissed and puts a hit out on Bill Belichick, I hope that hoodie of his is bulletproof because you cannot cheat death, no matter how many signals you steal. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG8XcjlPrAYWtAZybbokB6jlfpgiBe_yRWYuTTKwfheo07Y-_TTMUUWb1ctp52cqaCXyhogB5y9iKu8AeZV8W13qPfUg9oOSUDuRHv4au-0GR53I2W-usEElxyaa6lMMqm1VyytSXUqXcU/s1600-h/bill.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="162" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225992128109113810" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG8XcjlPrAYWtAZybbokB6jlfpgiBe_yRWYuTTKwfheo07Y-_TTMUUWb1ctp52cqaCXyhogB5y9iKu8AeZV8W13qPfUg9oOSUDuRHv4au-0GR53I2W-usEElxyaa6lMMqm1VyytSXUqXcU/s200/bill.jpg" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" width="190" /></a><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">NFC EAST</span></strong><br />The Super Bowl Champion Giants (that feels good to write) had arguable the best draft in all of the NFL, acquiring an NFL ready safety in Kenny Phillips and a potentially explosive Wide Receiver in Manningham. Manningham would have been a late 1st round pick had he not gotten caught smoking some cheeba and then admitted to it during the NFL combine.<br /><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226006681044042658" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXeclH-WERSlhK7ydIRmNZaczP4YwtBmdtUBih_udDBBNBpxEPl9NrXu7BWXeBFN7_hzHZnd2bY_P3OqTgWmJo-0ufHIuVroLT_jlsLL4j3tr3DjXuo_dNykW7aQoxX24G1vy_j3nReD-v/s200/manningham.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" />Getting rid of Tight End Jeremy Shockey adds to the chemistry of this team. Kevin Boss now will be the Starting TE without having the pressure of competing with a more skilled offensive player. Strahan’s retirement allows Justin tuck to start and will give them a very young defense with excellent leadership by way of veteran MLB Antonio pierce and 7 other starters have super bowl experience, which is immeasurable. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggjkD6IsFK0HaupC1LHNg3wXRekfnA-WKsP19OR0bW0PJZcarKdUooxpxyJxBLP3-x_pjPy6P7JC_jl0PGS7UY5EYOjErakKHLik-cB6LXEJ3eWEPoYZ_H7PUkXGQHF4XzEFIubtqHZNan/s1600-h/jessica_simpson-tony_romo-dallas-cowboys-nfl-football.jpg"></a><br />The Cowboys are like a powder keg...I foresee Adam “Pacman” Jones sleeping with Jessica Simpson and making it "rain" all over her. Terrell Owens will then begin crying <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixvav26v0F0FAT0Q-tgGJLeB16Mc15epjBsAgf_9r8l7euafSyD06zKR4zv76AzzrMK6tVwyA7U1n1dFzQUu3bQhgndfqRPxR3DOmI1CSDEIp_XFLDw8DQhePyHzSwZVodXxLFeBo0Ra8v/s1600-h/owens_cries_for_romo.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225996685333861458" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixvav26v0F0FAT0Q-tgGJLeB16Mc15epjBsAgf_9r8l7euafSyD06zKR4zv76AzzrMK6tVwyA7U1n1dFzQUu3bQhgndfqRPxR3DOmI1CSDEIp_XFLDw8DQhePyHzSwZVodXxLFeBo0Ra8v/s200/owens_cries_for_romo.jpg" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" /></a>and stammering on about how Romo is his “quarterback” and it is not his fault that he cannot cut it in the Bedroom. Pacman will respond by assaulting strippers and paralyzing former professional wrestlers…residents of Dallas beware. Tony Homo and TO will soon become life partners, I think the ceremony might happen on Nov. 23 with the San Francisco 49ers in town. Now that is an original halftime show, too bad it’s not a road game, the bay area crowd would have eaten that up. If you would like to read Drew Bledsoe’s opinion of Tony Homo, I encourage you to visit <a href="http://www.tonyhomo.blogspot.com/">http://www.tonyhomo.blogspot.com/</a><br /><br />The Washington Redskins Just <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6UY-UTJZCV00IXkQ0tiLg0Lv1Odn16854FThLgzKCZBNaCkav_KdsWYM1wCaEFUsb8CWSbaFzJQduNGtgJRYuNfdc_lHQp_WVUGwMkfrNzMnBMlQGhiKLBJJU9l-7eESbBT9CMxx0tV3J/s1600-h/jason_taylor_red_rooster_strut.png"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226007908921787378" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6UY-UTJZCV00IXkQ0tiLg0Lv1Odn16854FThLgzKCZBNaCkav_KdsWYM1wCaEFUsb8CWSbaFzJQduNGtgJRYuNfdc_lHQp_WVUGwMkfrNzMnBMlQGhiKLBJJU9l-7eESbBT9CMxx0tV3J/s200/jason_taylor_red_rooster_strut.png" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" /></a>acquired Pro Bowl DE Jason Taylor from Miami, less than a season after Pro Bowl Safety Sean Taylor was killed in his Miami home. A little ominous don’t you think? (They have the same Surname and both spend significant time in Miami) It seems to me that this might be a negative career move for twinkle toes. As biggie once said, “Miami, DC prefer Versace” and what can be more classy than Dancing with the Stars?<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7ilKIHUV7tRUMD8VF_uxbaEfwYTkb2NmAxb_dMZwh9kK_LgRX5mbEZOs6QCajV4mZ_mUpI3Rr7bUOcglVqhyphenhyphen10ZBkBaHvGxr-ULEATTWGDY2ujSlU6gpmNHubdfx0IzmHLr9P0zrBqaQw/s1600-h/n1342050115300708683336tm9.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225996685005328322" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7ilKIHUV7tRUMD8VF_uxbaEfwYTkb2NmAxb_dMZwh9kK_LgRX5mbEZOs6QCajV4mZ_mUpI3Rr7bUOcglVqhyphenhyphen10ZBkBaHvGxr-ULEATTWGDY2ujSlU6gpmNHubdfx0IzmHLr9P0zrBqaQw/s200/n1342050115300708683336tm9.jpg" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" /></a>As for the Eagles, they don’t have any receivers that can even be considered mediocre and Coach Andy Reid’s two sons are in jail for popping too many pills. Asante Samuel signed for the money according to Patriots WR Wes Welker and has no interest in winning. That may not bode too well for the eagles, but in Samuel’s defense he has two Super Bowl rings and Welker has none. So, maybe Samuels just left the Pats because he was tired of cheating and wanted to win legitimately. If that is the case then the Eagles will be a tough team to Pass Efficiently against but you can still run it down their throats and use Tight Ends effectively.<br /><br />1. Dallas Cowboys<br />2. New York Giants<br />3. Philadelphia Eagles<br />4. Washington Redskins<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ6vyve2j_X_hyECzz0EWQnyJMGxePG-lSN8TRUipNZKHfDgQHpWhETwA4yCoBLXI88Y7CxNcK1ftrLDGVxIu0HuUVnmW_NKdqN5Nkcn2K_sXIAUeKxokm0iRBV6XTyHtRI-sFkWUYaU9v/s1600-h/tony-romo-butterfingers.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225996697602318498" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ6vyve2j_X_hyECzz0EWQnyJMGxePG-lSN8TRUipNZKHfDgQHpWhETwA4yCoBLXI88Y7CxNcK1ftrLDGVxIu0HuUVnmW_NKdqN5Nkcn2K_sXIAUeKxokm0iRBV6XTyHtRI-sFkWUYaU9v/s200/tony-romo-butterfingers.jpg" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" /></a>Even with Tony Homo’s gay escapades, the Cowboys will probably win the division in order for them to continue their long standing tradition of choking in the playoffs.<br />The Giants will make the Playoffs via the Wild Card and the Eagles will be in contention until late in the season.<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" ><strong>Up Next: AFC North and NFC North</strong></span><br /><br />~G9D Contributing Satirist and Womanizer </div>

2008-09 NFL Preview (AFC & NFC East)

Before we start a few things to look forward to in the upcoming season: Wow! Bold step, The letter "L" is no longer curled. So, th...

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Classic 911 Calls for Your Enjoyment

They say its only Funny until someone gets hurt, but when they call 911 it becomes hilarious!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T9WiX-Bu5GA&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T9WiX-Bu5GA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Maybe he wanted to shoot her with a tranquilizer gun? At least he is brainstorming ideas, which is more than I can say for the mother...she immediately dialed 911.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DkfHDrPSAH0&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DkfHDrPSAH0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Someone call Animal control, He's eating a tree!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZlBbw2qZsKg&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZlBbw2qZsKg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Let me get this straight...Your a dude?<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/627Nt6XtY-A&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/627Nt6XtY-A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />This one is fake but I hope that the future brings us more ads that use fake 911 calls.<br /><br />Drum roll Please....And the winner is:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mzdARHcSqWk&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mzdARHcSqWk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Ironically the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup. But, Less Ironically the officer involved in this fiasco was not even fired.<br /><br />Here is a different news cast of the same story:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c0xnc1iLvRQ&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c0xnc1iLvRQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I guess I was absent from my Broadcast Journalism class on the day they taught how to snort while laughing.<br /><br />~G9D<br />Contributing Satirist and Womanizer

Classic 911 Calls for Your Enjoyment

They say its only Funny until someone gets hurt, but when they call 911 it becomes hilarious! Maybe he wanted to shoot her with a tranquiliz...

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What's Wrong With This Picture

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg1_sWOAI4YHEm144t2Ra3ocGSIKLI2TdehGzagao_VX4Xb920KpbU4Fq2S1nUf4DDJFShbUjr9pN8qQrJMViOjkN0mrfZxLrxq5StRhm1sUQL0GlZNs1u4_a7ksQcUezRIhHkKhBq7Kw/s1600-h/graph.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223733231082462498" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg1_sWOAI4YHEm144t2Ra3ocGSIKLI2TdehGzagao_VX4Xb920KpbU4Fq2S1nUf4DDJFShbUjr9pN8qQrJMViOjkN0mrfZxLrxq5StRhm1sUQL0GlZNs1u4_a7ksQcUezRIhHkKhBq7Kw/s320/graph.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Above is a graph depicting the results of an ABC poll from the afternoon news cast. ABC polled African Americans a.k.a Blacks and Whites a.k.a Honkeys with the question, "Is America ready for a black president?".The results of this survey were somewhat interesting in the fact that 70% of white people polled said the country is ready, meanwhile only 60% of all blacks polled said the country was ready for a black president. So what this survey really shows is in fact that black people in America feel that white people don't want a black guy as president. And it also shows that thats not true. Or it could mean that black people aren't ready for a black president. What does this mean?<br /></div>

What's Wrong With This Picture

Above is a graph depicting the results of an ABC poll from the afternoon news cast. ABC polled African Americans a.k.a Blacks and Whites a.k...

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IRAN and The Missle Test

<a href="http://cndyorks.gn.apc.org/yspace/articles/bmd/Shahab3-test-fire1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://cndyorks.gn.apc.org/yspace/articles/bmd/Shahab3-test-fire1.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>Iran test fired a series of mid to long range ballistic missiles in order to try and intimidate Israel into not launching strikes on their nuclear facilities. An Iranian general was quoted as saying "We want to tell the world that those who conduct their foreign policy by using the language of threat against Iran have to know that our finger is always on the trigger and we have hundreds and even thousands of missiles ready to be fired against predetermined targets." He also went on to add "We will chase the enemies on<a href="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42268000/jpg/_42268860_iran_416_ap.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42268000/jpg/_42268860_iran_416_ap.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a> the ground and in the sky and we are able react strongly to enemy's threats in shortest possible time." The primary test missile was the Shahab 3 with an estimated range of 1,250 miles (2,000km). There were other missiles tested as well with a range of no more than 400km for either. A defense expert in an interview in regard to the Shahab 3 was quoted saying<span style="font-family:georgia;"> "</span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" >They do have a capability to hit some of Eastern Europe and southern Russia but not particularly deep into those countries. Obviously, we don't have very solid information on Iran's missiles, they don't release a lot of information but we think that their Shahab-3 has got a range about 1,300 kilometers while it's improved the version of Shahab-3A, it's stretched its length to get some more fuel into the tanks and they've cut the weight of the warhead by more than half; we think that can do up to 1,800 kilometers. Now if you look at the map of Europe, Volgograd is 1,100 kilometers from Iran and certainly Volgograd was in Europe the last time I looked. That sort of narrow range would get you just about to Istanbul; there's certainly no argument that bit of Turkey is in Europe, that's about 1,400 kilometers from just inside the Iranian border. If you move to the longer-range figure (1,800 kilometers), then you get more cities of East Europe starting to come into range. Eighteen hundred [kilometers] will give you Iran to Kyiv, just about Iran to Athens, I suspect, Iran to Bucharest." This recent test comes as the tensions in east only tighten.<br /></span><br /><br /><br /><BR><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-2282564724455392";<br />/* 468x60, created 7/26/08 */<br />google_ad_slot = "1978153873";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 60;<br />//--><br /></script><br /><script type="text/javascript"<br />src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"><br /></script>

IRAN and The Missle Test

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Teaching History Through Rock!

After one of my excursions through the World Wide Web, I discovered a particularly comical Music Video by the Russian metal band <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Anj</span></span> that centered around former Russian President and world famous Booze hound Mikhail Gorbachev.<br />If that sounds too absurd to believe, Well the proof is in the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Borscht</span>:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ew9YQVRSlHE&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ew9YQVRSlHE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Once again this is not a joke, this is a real Metal band from Moscow. You can check them out at <a href="http://www.myspace.com/anjkill">www.myspace.com/anjkill</a><br /><br />This got me thinking about other songs that revolved around famous/infamous historical figures and without any further ado, Here are some songs that not only entertain but they also <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">edumacate</span></span>:<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Boney</span></span> M-Rasputin<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kvDMlk3kSYg&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kvDMlk3kSYg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Disco + Crazed Russian Monk=Gold Record?<br /><br />Judas Priest-Nostradamus<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xZdOjX6GcrI&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xZdOjX6GcrI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I wonder if Nostradamus foresaw this 2-Disc Concept album from a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">British</span> band dressed in S&M led by a openly gay front-man...Then I would be impressed!<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Falco</span></span>-Rock Me Amadeus<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XJ_rDkPLjio&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XJ_rDkPLjio&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Mozart deserves better than this clown, but at least he got a good movie out of it. What we learned from all this is that Mozart is the most marketable of all the Classical Composers. Beethoven got a movie bit it was full of dogs and no one else has even sniffed Hollywood.<br /><br />Ozzy-Mr. Crowley<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LVOIeUMKm94&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LVOIeUMKm94&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />A Metal song dedicated to a Satan Worshipping cult leader, way to disprove a stereotypes, Ozzy.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Outkast</span></span>-Rosa Parks<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KEyP_IGv9I4&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KEyP_IGv9I4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Surprisingly</span>, Ms. Parks did not approve and on a totally unrelated note, Andre 3000 does not smoke weed and is a vegetarian, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">keepin</span></span>' it Gangsta!<br /><br />Jack Johnson-Jack <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Karouac</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9guhHp88zC4&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9guhHp88zC4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Jack <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Karouak</span></span> was a beat writer from the 60's, His book "on the road" is a modern day masterpiece.<br /><br />Modest Mouse-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Bukowski</span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xr_B2IOUYSw&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xr_B2IOUYSw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Another song about a beat writer from the 60s/70s. Quick recommendation: Read "Tales of Ordinary madness" and watch the movie Barfly.<br /><br />Bob Dylan-Mr. Bojangles<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7cB9hOc7qXA&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7cB9hOc7qXA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />They didn't have Music Videos in the 60's, so this is the best I can do. Bill "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Bojangle</span></span>" Robinson was a famous tap-dancer and actor from the early twentieth century.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Soulfly</span></span>-Moses<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EPoBdU8V7Zw&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EPoBdU8V7Zw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Moses was like a prophet or something, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Soulfly</span></span> is a sweet band from Brazil that mixes way too many genres to actually comprehend but they are still awesome!<br /><br />Interpol-Lief <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Erikson</span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-X_mGWOHEKY&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-X_mGWOHEKY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />He was Viking explorer who was the first European to land on American soil. I guess the real Interpol is still after him for beating Columbus to the punch.<br /><br />The Specials-Nelson Mandela<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aCPw7P7rjSI&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aCPw7P7rjSI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />The song might have sucked but <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">at least</span> it accomplished its goal. The <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Apartheid</span> is no more, South Africa now simply has the highest crime rate in the world. Big Whoop.<br /><br />Rush-Tom Sawyer<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7DFsBcVMDA&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7DFsBcVMDA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Yea, I know he is a fictional character but Mark Twain probably based the character on himself. Plus, Rush has the greatest drummer of all time in their corner and the nerdiest front-man of all time. That is a formidable combination and their <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Canadian to boot</span>!<br /><br />Slick Rick-Mona Lisa<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zjgMWUldUzQ&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zjgMWUldUzQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Once again not a "real" person but someone had to pose for the painting. plus, Slick Rick "The Ruler" needs some love, ever since he got deported, things have not been the same.<br /><br />The Who-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Baba</span></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">O'Riley</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HcyuJTgKjZc&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HcyuJTgKjZc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />No the song is not called "Teenage Wasteland" that would make sense. And we all know, there was no room for sense when your guru is a guy named <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Baba</span></span>.<br /><br />Immortal Technique-Bin Laden<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tD5WlQ54Sg0&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tD5WlQ54Sg0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />What makes Immortal Technique so controversial? The Truth, maybe?<br /><br />And last but <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">soytenly</span></span> not least...<br /><br />Sublime-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Hong</span></span> Kong Phooey<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2n4wm6TGNik&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2n4wm6TGNik&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />This crime fighting dog changed the course of history in ways that only people who lived in the '70's could understand. Unfortunately, I do not belong to this elite group.<br /><br />~G9D Contributing Satirist and Womanizer

Teaching History Through Rock!

After one of my excursions through the World Wide Web, I discovered a particularly comical Music Video by the Russian metal band Anj that c...

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IRAN and it's "Crushing Response" - Part 1

<a href="http://samueljscott.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/iranian-president.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://samueljscott.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/iranian-president.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>In current news, Iran warns that it will strike strategic American and Israeli military installations and bases in the Gulf area if either America or Israel strikes Iranian nuclear facilities. One Iranian Revolutionary Guard (their little dumb ass military) spokesperson Ali Shirazi was quoted saying "The Zionist regime is pushing the White House to prepare for a military strike on Iran," Shirazi was also quoted as saying. "If such a stupidity is done by them, Tel Aviv and the U.S. naval fleet in the Persian Gulf will be the first targets which will be set on fire in Iran's crushing response." I don't know if they got the memo but they will be going up against the most efficient war machine of our time, the Jews. No, I'm just <a href="http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/WORLD/meast/07/08/iran.military.ap/art.iran.army.afp.gi.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/WORLD/meast/07/08/iran.military.ap/art.iran.army.afp.gi.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>kidding, of course it's the US. The only "crushing response" in this instance would be dealt out by us, America. In fact, if you look carefully, "crushing response", "swift attack", "shock and awe" are all trademarks of the American War Machine. Let's face the facts here, Iran is really not ready for to fend itself off against the US. And for them to strike anything in the Gulf that is even closely associated with the US would be a sign of blithering idiocy. When we look at the comparison between military technology we begin to see the impossibility with Iran's statement.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">PART ONE - Air Force Capabilities<br /></div><br /><a href="http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/military/f22raptor/f_22_raptor_1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/military/f22raptor/f_22_raptor_1.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>They say the side that controls the air controls the war. Lets take a look at air superiority capabilities between the three sides. Lets first take a look at American Air Force Technology. The Lockheed Martin/Boeing F-22 Raptor is a fighter aircraft that uses stealth technology. It is primarily an air superiority fighter, but has multiple capabilities that include ground attack, electronic warfare, and signals intelligence roles. The United States Air Force considers the F-22 a critical component of the U.S. strike force.The F-22 is claimed by multiple sources to be the world’s most <a href="http://home.pon.net/hunnicutt/images/F22.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://home.pon.net/hunnicutt/images/F22.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>effective air superiority fighter. The US Air Force states that the F-22 cannot be matched by any known or projected fighter aircraft. The F22 is capable of Mach 1.75 in supercruise mode. The F22 also has mid air refueling capabilities and carries a deadly arsenal of the newest "smart weapons" stored internally to maintain its low radar cross section. To make a long story short, you can't shoot down what you can't see and if you can see it, you can't get missile lock on it. A single F22 can take on up seven or more F16's with minimal effort. (no need to even mention these other planes like the F117 Nightawk and the Boeing B1B Supersonic Bomber)<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz5BUJwOlQcf5dnRI2QO3b1RDNyw3_t5o61cRHXV8QdocUbgvfSrmLgYYOw83JjuivSIKNroPQaYF1vtInmhyKegObTe11yci_hu30jiYA2wVv-bIyAkXmPaCBLk38VmBHIXyoUMdJzoY/s1600-h/Iran-wargames4.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220763492073870322" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz5BUJwOlQcf5dnRI2QO3b1RDNyw3_t5o61cRHXV8QdocUbgvfSrmLgYYOw83JjuivSIKNroPQaYF1vtInmhyKegObTe11yci_hu30jiYA2wVv-bIyAkXmPaCBLk38VmBHIXyoUMdJzoY/s200/Iran-wargames4.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Lets take a look now at the Iranian Air Force and what they utilize. Now like every country they will have numerous aircraft in service so I will only write about their most commonly used ones. The aircraft in the photo to the left is Iranian built HESA Azarakhsh (which in Persian translates to Lightning). It capabilities are to fly and miss all their shots. The Iranians are a crafty bunch wouldn't you say? Hey there's a new blog post right there, "Those crafty Iranians" about Iran's innovative <a href="http://static.zooomr.com/images/3141432_73f2c9b78e.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://static.zooomr.com/images/3141432_73f2c9b78e.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>technology market (yes, it was sarcasm.) Moving on. The Iranians also have 29 F4 Phantoms (yes, wow, we haven't used those since Vietnam) and 35 Russian built MiG 29's. But the aircraft model they most commonly use is the American built Northrop F5 Freedom Fighter (pic left). Plus 79 F14's that America sold them before 1979. So it seems we'll be doing most of the fighting against our own aircraft from the 60's and 70's. We're just shaking in our boots now. Oh no!<br />Snapple Fact: Did you know that America sells $14 million dollars worth of bull semen to Iran each year. Deadly, no. Gross, for sure. <a href="http://www.club-beautifly.com/bbs/data/gallery1/SU_37%B0%FA_SU_35.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.club-beautifly.com/bbs/data/gallery1/SU_37%B0%FA_SU_35.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>You wanna know what the best thing in Iran's arsenal is? It's the Russian built MiG 29. An aircraft that has been around since 1977. All jokes aside however, rumors have been surfacing about an arms deal between the Iranians and Russia. The arms deal is a purchase, by Iran, from Russia, a total of 250 Su-37 Flankers (blue and yellow aircraft in the two photos to the left)(in case you wondering the black one is the new Su-47). 250 Su-37's would make formidable opponents in a <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Su37_02.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Su37_02.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>retaliatory attack of that nature, that is, if this arms deal goes through.) Additionally, the Su-37 incorporates the AL-37FU engines equipped with thrust vectoring. The Su-37’s nozzles are variable in pitch only, but unlike the F22 Raptor they can be operated differentially to provide a rolling movement. Also unlike the F22 Raptor this plane has no stealth technologies. Let's take a look at a some hypothetical air combat scenarios that might play out. For example, Israel launches a secret strike on Iranian nuclear installations. Ahmadinejad's vein and arteries in the neck and forehead swell up from anger <a href="http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/para/images/hizballah-rocket-image01.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/para/images/hizballah-rocket-image01.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>(Ahmadinejad is Iran's president, His pic is on the top of this post.)(You know, being that this is an American blog, some people may not have known that.) Now at this point lets say that Ahmadinejad launches an air strike on Israel (Now also at this point the Hezzbollah would also probably fire a whole bunch of those bullshit Katyusha rockets across the border, they do it like rocketry is their hobby or something.) Israel would probably already be expecting such a retaliatory attack. Israel has an Air Arsenal of 72 F15 Eagles and an additional 25 of the F15 Strike <a href="http://www.darkgovernment.com/images/IAF.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.darkgovernment.com/images/IAF.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" /></a>Eagle variant. Their Air Force also comprises of more than 300 F16 Fighting Falcons in three different variants (But we only know what they tell us.) So when Iran, does send its Vietnam War Era Phantom F4's and it's minuscule fleet of MiG 29's, it will be, how Borat would say, a not great success against the Jew for Iran. The Jew come with the claw bitch! Let's say America aided in this operation and they go after a warship in the gulf. They'd be finished before they find the ship. I can't really think of any viable scenarios that would play out as this overwhelming "crushing response" from Iran. Maybe playing defense bitches.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Stay tuned for part 2.<br />We will go more into Iranian military technology<br /></div><br /><BR><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-2282564724455392";<br />/* 468x60, created 7/26/08 */<br />google_ad_slot = "1978153873";<br />google_ad_width = 468;<br />google_ad_height = 60;<br />//--><br /></script><br /><script type="text/javascript"<br />src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"><br /></script>

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The Oklahoma City Whatchamikallits

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioPX2D9PcIuHwcAmw_hS668wbq3iIAECVscECB8TB3xGL4lHE8BINzviEB2B4oxINL__HrLvkQopjSaXa25-SUJv1HOvDwtoOze9fWHA6WTI6NII1P7bhrM3My1BXypfo-oOef5s1ecEpR/s1600-h/nba_ap_okc_basketball_600.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220492098560462658" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioPX2D9PcIuHwcAmw_hS668wbq3iIAECVscECB8TB3xGL4lHE8BINzviEB2B4oxINL__HrLvkQopjSaXa25-SUJv1HOvDwtoOze9fWHA6WTI6NII1P7bhrM3My1BXypfo-oOef5s1ecEpR/s200/nba_ap_okc_basketball_600.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a> This editorial goes out to the Grungy, Rain-soaked coffee sippers residing in Seattle:<br />As some of you may have heard, the Seattle Supersonics are moving to OKC, but there is one catch the Sonic's name and Colors stay in seattle. So that when in 3 years some rich guy from seattle (I'm looking at you, Howard Shultz) buys the Sacramento Kings, Memphis Grizzlies or Charlotte Bobcats; the Sonics will be back like nothing ever happened ala the Cleveland Browns of the NFl. The Browns moved to Baltimore and were renamed the Ravens back in '96, but in '99, the NFL granted Cleveland an expansion team who are the Browns of today. By the way, Howard Shultz is the CEO of star-bucks and since star-bucks is taking a beating in the market maybe he can boost revenues by renaming the team the Star-bucks Supersonics of seattle. But, look at the bright-side, Sonics Owner Clay Bennett was ordered to pay the city of seattle $75 Million Doll-hairs. Because he broke his lease with Key Arena. I would gladly sell the Knicks outright to Seattle for that sum. The Seattle Knickerbockers just rolls of the tongue. How about it seattle, we just got Chris Duhon and D-Gall. Have your people call my people.<br />I am glad that there is at least one owner in the NBA worse than Jim Dolan. I guess that's my consolation prize for another disappointing season.<br /><br />But, I digress, This Post is about making seattle feel better, not about the False Profit, Isaiah and his incompetent ways.<br /><br />The OKC NBA team needs a name and I have some pretty Good Suggestions for a nickname:<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The Oklahoma City SuperDuperSonics </span>: OKC might as well kick seattle while they're down. Those Vicious Sooners will rally behind this one for sure. Yee-Ha!<br /><br /><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The Oklahoma City basketball team formerly known as Seattle</span> : It would be wise for Clay Bennett not to burn any bridges in Seattle (try to keep a straight face.) Because Seattle is the 13th biggest media market in America, while OKC is a hearty 45th. Since there are only 30 NBA teams, that means that there about 15 markets without NBA teams that are bigger than Seattle. Did the NBA really think this one through? Pittsburgh, St. Louis, Cincinnati and Kansas City are all still without Pro basketball teams. Only time will tell. </p><br /><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The Oklahoma City Reverse Carpetbaggers</span> : This name is historically accurate, check it out. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_WXeOBc8gG2QIi1DzTvEzjG7lBjnzEfo12al5-I6Kbz5NJLI8Nndb3vdfomCQpuwf8OcZkeO4pt8XiaY4ud3Hiaf56GVfOUtSNBtrUhKWg3cc2E6HHw2AAUfTKYFBWa0xyI0bKFWfjCBG/s1600-h/cb.bmp"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR5txfht-7bxnVeHzZdRk0RrsVHdtpaLVUhMb-glZbxuvb8kRb_M0q3zpwUW37Snh6LC6-lH6MI5KKiCytJlyCwk3So28CIJkZvIHh4EWVJEtPCDAIVVuULZu56yyZninsP0ICZKXxVo2d/s1600-h/cb.bmp"></a><br /></p><br /><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The Oklahoma City Dust-Bowlers</span> : Nothing says fresh start like reminding people of past failures and disasters. This team will think twice before losing.</p><br /><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The Oklahoma City Bombers </span>: Aw, too soon. Its my Blog and frankly I don't believe in Political Correctness. </p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6bNGVQyEvXiDGcV1GOc3aTv6R-8kGpi_1QqEdA0Vv9qlkze013UdpwjuaBg-rc-Gq0j9wtJF8BLxJQaDv9ck8QbRmCwZ-kUZ8OD2lSssZnxjms7LksHYH9xdiUyjMeynL1f8zvlST85n5/s1600-h/Bombers1.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220674270441482962" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6bNGVQyEvXiDGcV1GOc3aTv6R-8kGpi_1QqEdA0Vv9qlkze013UdpwjuaBg-rc-Gq0j9wtJF8BLxJQaDv9ck8QbRmCwZ-kUZ8OD2lSssZnxjms7LksHYH9xdiUyjMeynL1f8zvlST85n5/s200/Bombers1.bmp" style="CURSOR: hand" /></a><br />Not too Bad eh?

The Oklahoma City Whatchamikallits

This editorial goes out to the Grungy, Rain-soaked coffee sippers residing in Seattle: As some of you may have heard, the Seattle Supersoni...

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The Strikeout - First Victim, Dj G9D

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEwahIK1oFbJUxiDp4z4m5mHupLa8M7clEXvpYz8ilxoPjBHpV6m7CQ81KAJCMWaZGodWiii5TlHAKIZCQpafvSCN4dTUUq4o4JbS1u8NZq3PTHJxl2mlYFlozWXCF-W8FKmqlLa1A6UY/s1600-h/HPIM0002.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5219946189596856306" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEwahIK1oFbJUxiDp4z4m5mHupLa8M7clEXvpYz8ilxoPjBHpV6m7CQ81KAJCMWaZGodWiii5TlHAKIZCQpafvSCN4dTUUq4o4JbS1u8NZq3PTHJxl2mlYFlozWXCF-W8FKmqlLa1A6UY/s200/HPIM0002.JPG" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; CURSOR: pointer" /></a>There is a new a new party favorite that has just gained some notoriety in the party scene. I myself am not big on drinking games or party favors but I had to see for myself what the latest craze was all about. It is called "The Strikeout". This basically involves taking a hit of some sweet cheeba, then swigging a 50 gram shot of vodka (or any other liquor with a similar proof rating) and a big swig of beer to wash it all down. The way this works is you smoke the smoke, swig down the shot of alcohol, then take a swig of beer and exhale the smoke. We wanted to see if our <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbaVZV7sl1XSeTLQhCpKYIfLQx9e5Lof7o96R2MdgnO3EcUQA_PQorq_QFJ1dasuaJR9VoHOtn-qrPbFZgek8fzUwYIII00dkIKqYi-DzoZbgOHBhMQ3f-9EcS_DcfDJy59NIqTnYlN08/s1600-h/HPIM0001.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5219948178390695330" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbaVZV7sl1XSeTLQhCpKYIfLQx9e5Lof7o96R2MdgnO3EcUQA_PQorq_QFJ1dasuaJR9VoHOtn-qrPbFZgek8fzUwYIII00dkIKqYi-DzoZbgOHBhMQ3f-9EcS_DcfDJy59NIqTnYlN08/s200/HPIM0001.JPG" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; CURSOR: pointer" /></a>contributor was up to the challenge, so we put his testicular fortitude to the test. For this experiment we got some of the nastiest vodka the world has to offer (although he still claims the vodka is not just first class, but business class.) For this experiment we have also got a gram of uptown's finest and a one of the cheapest beers money can buy. For this experiment we chose the 24 oz. can of Miller High Life because the title suits the experiment. So we set up our favorite cohort with his shot, his smoke and 4.5% chaser and put them to the ultimate party test.<br /><br /><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center">Let's observe what happened.<br /></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" class="b-hbp-video b-uploaded" frameborder="0" height="300" id="BLOGGER-video-07cd3b08b70e36d7-18934" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" src="https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyOtXY2h8PanXl5Ito7-R4-vBnK6iGY4ZlTG5dfRxB2dTq3ZsQUY7Ku0l2H0RY4DEr3aaBK6RqNfkyobKl2tEiX4YyIXkFvLzxbUruNFIQAM4MdGWutDxEgoOyDLSY-yFzFmGhv&origin=tranceponder.blogspot.com" webkitallowfullscreen="webkitallowfullscreen" width="400"></iframe></div>

The Strikeout - First Victim, Dj G9D

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DJ G9D's Thursday afternoon Music Picks and WSOU rant

I would like to start a new segment here at the Good Times Webzine. Since me and Alexx Sounds are both DJs, it seems appropriate that we tell people what to listen to. First and foremost tune into my show every Saturday from 2pm-5pm on WSOU 89.5 in NYC. if your not in the NY/NJ area then stream it live from WWW.WSOU.NET<br /><p><br /><a href="http://www.wsou.net/images/brand_5.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://www.wsou.net/images/brand_5.png" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" /></a></p><p>I also take requests @ 973-761-WSOU<br />It is mostly a Rock/Metal station but it is commercial free and the music is not pre-programmed. Here is some more information about WSOU:<br />This is a Rolling Stones Article entitled "The 125-Plus People, Places and Things Ruling the Rock & Roll Universe" from a few Months ago:<br />BEST RADIO STATION<br /><br /><strong><strong>WSOU89.5 FM wsou.net</strong></strong><br />Run by students, Seton Hall University's WSOU plays the loudest of the loud in alt-rock, metal, hardcore, punk and prog, from Meshuggah to the Mars Volta.<br /><br />Check out the whole article at:<br />http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/20200609<br />WSOU is also the Metal Station of the year for 2007, according to FMQB, the most influential industry magazine in the Radio Business.</p><p>Check out all the Award winners here:<br />http://www.fmqb.com/article.asp?id=528041<br />WSOU was also nominated for the "most team spirit" award by the College Music Journal (CMJ)<br /></p><p>Here is a link to those awards:<br />http://prod1.cmj.com/articles/display_article.php?id=49047299<br />So as you can see WSOU is definitely worth checking out for the following reasons: </p><ul><li>It is run by students</li><li>We actually play listener requests</li><li>We do not follow a playlist that has been pre-programmed</li><li>We don't only play singles </li><li>We are commercial free</li><li>We are not owned by a media conglomerate like most stations</li><li>It is an Award winning Station that is respected by the industry</li><li>Most Importantly, it has been the home of DJ G9D for over 5 years!</li></ul><p>Now, on to the matter at hand. Here are a few choice cuts to get your 4th of July Weekend in gear:</p><p>M.I.A.-Paper Planes<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7sei-eEjy4g&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7sei-eEjy4g&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Flobots-Handlebars<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gMEhescEBaE&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gMEhescEBaE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Judas Priest-Visions<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C_tA9J46C1c&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C_tA9J46C1c&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />The Game-Game's Pain<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/01Rru6yX4qE&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/01Rru6yX4qE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></p>

DJ G9D's Thursday afternoon Music Picks and WSOU rant

I would like to start a new segment here at the Good Times Webzine. Since me and Alexx Sounds are both DJs, it seems appropriate that we tel...

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Another sign of the Apocalypse

<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hnBsEL55guM&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hnBsEL55guM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />No this is not a Spoof...Unfortunately, It is a legit product.<br />This could potentially lead to tonedef and uncoordinated people trying to Jazzersize and sing in Key, simoltaneously! That will steal some of American Idol's thunder.<br />Someone needs to start a Kardioke class at their local YMCA or NYSC and tape this Clusterfuck activity...Comedy Gold!!

Another sign of the Apocalypse

No this is not a Spoof...Unfortunately, It is a legit product. This could potentially lead to tonedef and uncoordinated people trying to Jaz...

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Fux Noobs Channel: Shitting on Journalistic Integrity since 1996

Quick Bio on the Fux Noobs Channel, It is a part of News Corp. which is owned by Rupert Murdoch. The President is Roger Ailes, He was a media consultant for Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, and George H. W. Bush. He is no longer a media consultant but rather a Propaganda consultant(The dental plan is way better.)<br />I don't want to make this post too political, everyone with a 1/3rd of a brain knows that what they produce is not really news. It is just a bunch of celebrity fodder and liberal bashing. I would rather get my news off the back of a cereal box. The Daily show tackles more real issues than Fux Noobs.<br />Nonetheless, they do serve a purpose in society: OUTTAKES!!!<br />No one does outtakes like Fux Noobs, Observe:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q4WRajuaVnY&hl=en"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q4WRajuaVnY&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Haha, there is nothing as funny as a good ol' assassination!<br />I like how the host follows her comments up by saying "tell me how you really feel?"<br />well, im no Skyintist but I think she feels like she wants to kill Obama, Duh!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ie_Ik5OJa0s&hl=en"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ie_Ik5OJa0s&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />What the Hell is a Curvejob anyway?<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zb2DWQHHqvA&hl=en"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zb2DWQHHqvA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />This guy just exudes professionalism. He really recovers well in my opinion. He even mentions the intranet. WOOHOO!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nLkQeuU1LmM&hl=en"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nLkQeuU1LmM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I know what she is hankering for!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N7_H0soF9WU&hl=en"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N7_H0soF9WU&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Whatever gets you off, Buddy!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8Nr82WYbZ8k&hl=en"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8Nr82WYbZ8k&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />How is this news??? That is a part of his stand-up routine...FOOLS!!!!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jfc8cn8Yqxk&hl=en"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jfc8cn8Yqxk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Fair and Balanced...More like Pushy and Ignorant.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gnt3FWToSWs&rel=0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gnt3FWToSWs&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Global Warming is due to the Sun!! Wait, let me get this straight, if we block out that pesky sun then we can stop global warming forever. what are we waiting for?<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d_myPeLwOEQ&rel=0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d_myPeLwOEQ&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Finally, Fux Noobs brings something to the table that has a redeeming value.<br />On a totally unrelated note: Fux Noobs will be holding open auditions for female anchors and fluffers at your local Snatchatorium!<br />Disclaimer: NO FAT CHICKS!<br /><br />For More information and heart warming stories on FuX Noobs, Visit: <a href="http://www.foxattacks.com/">www.foxattacks.com</a>

Fux Noobs Channel: Shitting on Journalistic Integrity since 1996

Quick Bio on the Fux Noobs Channel, It is a part of News Corp. which is owned by Rupert Murdoch. The President is Roger Ailes, He was a medi...

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