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MIAMI: Marijuana In A Mall Indefinetely!

The Mall of the Americas in Miami, Florida is now easily my favorite mall in the world and I have never even set foot in it. It gained this distinct honor because of this incident:<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iTKUnv_BsdQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iTKUnv_BsdQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><div><div>Fonsy seems really concerned about his kids...really?</div><div>Also the cops confiscated the plants but they are not currently investigating who the plants belong to? What can we gather from that? Its basically back on the streets for all intensive purposes. </div><div>I don't see why reefer is such big deal, It has been tested extensively over the last ten years (and that is by me alone) and they can't seem to figure out how it is harmful to anybody. I think it would improve our society tremendously if we could just let "the reefer madness" mentality go by the wayside. I'm looking at you, <span style="color:#ff0000;">red states</span>. </div><div>Here is a list of some of the states that take Marijuana offenses <em>WAY TOO</em> seriously: </div><div><a href="http://norml.com/index.cfm?wtm_view=&Group_ID=4537">Iowa</a>: 6 months in Jail for any amount. (first offense)</div><div><a href="http://norml.com/index.cfm?wtm_view=&Group_ID=4536">Indiana</a>: Under 30g could be as much as a year in jail, over 30g could get you as much as 3 years (first offense)</div><div><a href="http://norml.com/index.cfm?wtm_view=&Group_ID=4538">Kansas</a>: A year in Jail for any amount (first offense)</div><div><a href="http://norml.com/index.cfm?wtm_view=&Group_ID=4567">Utah</a>: 6 months in jail for less than an Oz. and you could get your driver's Lcense suspended.</div><div><a href="http://norml.com/index.cfm?wtm_view=&Group_ID=4548">Montana</a>: 6 Month in Jail for anthing under 60g, a subsequent offense gets you 3 years.</div><div><a href="http://norml.com/index.cfm?wtm_view=&Group_ID=4539">Kentucky</a>: Less than 8oz. is a year in the slammer, more than 8oz. can get you upwards of 5 years. </div><div>Luckily all these states suck and I can't see why anyone would voluntarily visit them. But if your driving through them, make sure you stash your goods more better!</div><div>The one Place that stands out in the US is <a href="http://norml.com/index.cfm?wtm_view=&Group_ID=4561">Puerto Rico</a>, its not even a state but if you get caught with weed be prepared to spend the next three years in jail! Due to the fact that marijuana possesion is a felony and not a misdemeanor, that is mind blowing, (not the good kind) even getting caught with paraphenelia is 3 years. If I was living in Puerto Rico, I would totally rebel. They can't vote in the presidential election and their marijuana laws are the stiffest in the country, how is that fair? I understand the US Gov't is trying to keep it out of the country and they probably rationalize the stiff penalty by saying that marijuana traffickers come to the US through Puerto Rico, but its obviously not working since we have plenty of sweet cannibus in the mainland.</div><div>So to all you Puerto Ricans out there, I say: "No incarceration without representation!" Go all Che Guevera on the DEA's sorry ass!</div><br /><div>Ohh...Plus there is this interesting piece of news:</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_mSUso77Td1tMkTIMypFSc95alFBYDjvmuhi1uG3QgjNTr_9CPdSBkujqHDwhIyr0MpvsZoYnG6jy-MRW_ZUw-l1UucJg3um-rWNWaApQFB_M1Kg739iKrajNcSynUn3gmZ1gViWeGKL3/s1600-h/fishlady2.jpg"></a><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239695053522518082" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdh2MU5LC65RwqNJn1jL9mLdvsOT9q-UpgpiBObW7rm8mPUYPHPooDe2-C6_a4pRhA7iAdTSbrIHc6J50MLjREMId6pBpyAZlL0PKgwTM5ddeoOf5ruUTWsKyKn7H82Hc4uVFU-TRfxheI/s400/fishlady2.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" />This Picture definitely gives Sushi a lot more sex appeal!</div>

MIAMI: Marijuana In A Mall Indefinetely!

The Mall of the Americas in Miami, Florida is now easily my favorite mall in the world and I have never even set foot in it. It gained this ...

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The Beijing Olympics: A Potpourri of Visual Delights (The Real Closing Ceremonies)!

As many of you know the 2008 Olympics ended in grand fashion this past weekend. And I believe that they taught us all a lot. For Example, The Chinese love censorship and that the Americans are once again kings of the Basketball World. But there was also a lot of things that occurred at the Olympics that were not shown to the masses. As a servant of the people I will now attempt to display some of the "events" that NBC failed to televise.<br />These are the <em>REAL</em> Closing Ceremonies!<br /><br />The story of the 2008 Olympics told through art of Photography:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnuqSJcFLD3EmoFNTEa0QjAbPQngL9R0VaTvddj8BKeUtPfD6bwpgpytJ3km1-LfJrcfgZ4TeB6Q_4kMhIgKQy2C6avkjYu13eHm9xUefNYqW94dJ6vuM9FcoEMVOygNzB27q1nH4I0fGv/s1600-h/BesteBilder177_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613906778763458" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnuqSJcFLD3EmoFNTEa0QjAbPQngL9R0VaTvddj8BKeUtPfD6bwpgpytJ3km1-LfJrcfgZ4TeB6Q_4kMhIgKQy2C6avkjYu13eHm9xUefNYqW94dJ6vuM9FcoEMVOygNzB27q1nH4I0fGv/s320/BesteBilder177_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="419" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Is this Russian High Jumper High or something?<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgnCBldtsRAOe1Mrol9X2CtqdP47yGNrKdJKPlFrQR_tSBDwqoqgMaDReKFvjPXtBmRBB2V4eCQhR5ulTX3CATksYdHH-rhdGiphVE_QPGNOn2kgOrHLgygEZtRpldtLkpWw2g2CMNOwS3/s1600-h/BesteBilder74_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613109668958370" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgnCBldtsRAOe1Mrol9X2CtqdP47yGNrKdJKPlFrQR_tSBDwqoqgMaDReKFvjPXtBmRBB2V4eCQhR5ulTX3CATksYdHH-rhdGiphVE_QPGNOn2kgOrHLgygEZtRpldtLkpWw2g2CMNOwS3/s320/BesteBilder74_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="399" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I am sure the Chinese have a Cure for that, Right?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz5mDVYMArf_L_95RS7AkZfmfByDmZvmBMYmPltmmD4NSlEfQuOmqumshyphenhyphen5LCJDT0V36nhvs_n950K9RnQN9z5JIQLPNP9WrnC6S_M4qpB1LiHfMPjWBQxnEw6zarU-flxNQ9gfde9P9G9/s1600-h/BesteBilder178_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613910537507122" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz5mDVYMArf_L_95RS7AkZfmfByDmZvmBMYmPltmmD4NSlEfQuOmqumshyphenhyphen5LCJDT0V36nhvs_n950K9RnQN9z5JIQLPNP9WrnC6S_M4qpB1LiHfMPjWBQxnEw6zarU-flxNQ9gfde9P9G9/s320/BesteBilder178_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="395" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Its only funny until somebody gets hurt...then its Hilarious!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuX-hlVsLncCn1rj8mIVxrvUvlafhFwGd4tfSWpy5Q6Yahk6t3paMVmHBOKkYhNGqPNyG0r8dYOBN4aVpKQGJiguImNjLB2bGF1t67YHOgKYjjLqOd3HizvNc1tNddwDq0zi_SDQDh7LEO/s1600-h/BesteBilder116_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613504935259362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuX-hlVsLncCn1rj8mIVxrvUvlafhFwGd4tfSWpy5Q6Yahk6t3paMVmHBOKkYhNGqPNyG0r8dYOBN4aVpKQGJiguImNjLB2bGF1t67YHOgKYjjLqOd3HizvNc1tNddwDq0zi_SDQDh7LEO/s320/BesteBilder116_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="392" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />My Money is on the Fat Guy!<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijUVJlsu40tBAPa8pGFaDqc0YSkF0dvU4nF-vzZhhu6EPyHjqqcmGs2j83vJx6xwyOox0qE90ov2h9WZj8fpo03jFY3IjybehL3hsius45B2qi1sXXKNe-sFt9BgHo-Otxp6J1MJDnZbFP/s1600-h/BesteBilder120_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613506949283650" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijUVJlsu40tBAPa8pGFaDqc0YSkF0dvU4nF-vzZhhu6EPyHjqqcmGs2j83vJx6xwyOox0qE90ov2h9WZj8fpo03jFY3IjybehL3hsius45B2qi1sXXKNe-sFt9BgHo-Otxp6J1MJDnZbFP/s320/BesteBilder120_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="385" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Would you feel better if I rub one out on you...I mean rub out the cramp for you.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTw4tXXPbrwRO5CU6TKRjx1jPrji24BrGuunsnvVX2vXDSFSla-NtQXUcEQj_T9bIPCt-eez3W_X7dbyPqulZNS5d-PUR1WDHATicfZuvTzsx3pLkW6kdCwdbI6bX478bg0tNpbsoP3LmY/s1600-h/BesteBilder126_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613511841280850" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTw4tXXPbrwRO5CU6TKRjx1jPrji24BrGuunsnvVX2vXDSFSla-NtQXUcEQj_T9bIPCt-eez3W_X7dbyPqulZNS5d-PUR1WDHATicfZuvTzsx3pLkW6kdCwdbI6bX478bg0tNpbsoP3LmY/s320/BesteBilder126_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="381" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Note to Self: Don't go Binge drinking before a marathon.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiefe8xLzjSWit78wZBecW4wr0Q-21W8yff0w2AuCg7OX0pdivnTMEIoOEcOHU2xlqbQfRxQAzM-El-BibypeHf5YlUJQSRnwbxAbaIX-017L9_HYie9hIpXadQ5fiankIulzb_7XwWWf_P/s1600-h/BesteBilder80_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613502092271314" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiefe8xLzjSWit78wZBecW4wr0Q-21W8yff0w2AuCg7OX0pdivnTMEIoOEcOHU2xlqbQfRxQAzM-El-BibypeHf5YlUJQSRnwbxAbaIX-017L9_HYie9hIpXadQ5fiankIulzb_7XwWWf_P/s320/BesteBilder80_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 385px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" width="398" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I guess all the cubby holes were taken.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiQ3T46SO5clln0hcCUZBWo0oDLw4d4X4e-L86SfCPmswk2UU6z2FYt0pLQLWqFQT1NsIY5RA4zvBr_fZxx9ytvvjV-KCvkM7Vi9V9tV338103hHyInVGm2dbCJQtUjuoOvz0SweFyMBYs/s1600-h/BesteBilder132_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613739995287010" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiQ3T46SO5clln0hcCUZBWo0oDLw4d4X4e-L86SfCPmswk2UU6z2FYt0pLQLWqFQT1NsIY5RA4zvBr_fZxx9ytvvjV-KCvkM7Vi9V9tV338103hHyInVGm2dbCJQtUjuoOvz0SweFyMBYs/s320/BesteBilder132_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="377" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Look Ma...No Hands!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEbsaQ2lN7XZ93YRioQXCuML1R9Hliueo3FeEzY6Tiu9Dd0uBtIruAWgBNiEzus8Mk7E9NUxCEesYcXHoo87i0A7FW9qvf7DiPghfPpLVVfBjixmZC1FrJjMxoKSNdsBOCPzQG75rJ7iAs/s1600-h/BesteBilder58_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613108351685794" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEbsaQ2lN7XZ93YRioQXCuML1R9Hliueo3FeEzY6Tiu9Dd0uBtIruAWgBNiEzus8Mk7E9NUxCEesYcXHoo87i0A7FW9qvf7DiPghfPpLVVfBjixmZC1FrJjMxoKSNdsBOCPzQG75rJ7iAs/s320/BesteBilder58_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="374" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Sandy Snatch enjoys a day at the beach.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXGTnZSCo-V71MyLlNohNjNyQjq4hysfbdr0Ka74z25s6kOMzuOSAzCHuUwGK4WhyzJwis2o7b2a9PJcrFwxTntO17rBZjjgG9INbBFRT7mzkA3eX3ZXa-rLRmVyCjNjzZ_N7btzulI3Ht/s1600-h/BesteBilder95_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613500694999362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXGTnZSCo-V71MyLlNohNjNyQjq4hysfbdr0Ka74z25s6kOMzuOSAzCHuUwGK4WhyzJwis2o7b2a9PJcrFwxTntO17rBZjjgG9INbBFRT7mzkA3eX3ZXa-rLRmVyCjNjzZ_N7btzulI3Ht/s320/BesteBilder95_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="370" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />So, I sez to myself, what would Mike Tyson do in this situation?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvFRImablP9fAL3PpfRjhd8O9bluEd2dNHTdO2-YHB3Aft7Ls-p2rxlCY04fI8IyEZ0ImFIwlv1iWA6VCXVTPRj7FxFVKtUwbl0rGLtymlwkVeLXh2ZbQBNoYqyzspoFSYgsATY2tgDumc/s1600-h/BesteBilder175_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613749676735074" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvFRImablP9fAL3PpfRjhd8O9bluEd2dNHTdO2-YHB3Aft7Ls-p2rxlCY04fI8IyEZ0ImFIwlv1iWA6VCXVTPRj7FxFVKtUwbl0rGLtymlwkVeLXh2ZbQBNoYqyzspoFSYgsATY2tgDumc/s320/BesteBilder175_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="367" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Green matches my Taint.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguXFeGF3hwB_j8jmfgzALee-zkyAzK8Dg5JuYMhWqw8gWWzHzRQ6f0Vt9JuJ4WZT4mlmdTH4hrFaDEuIHdCrC0QUxHWZCJg6iwunyzgU3PnMkJxThhA-Fgj0NF2Zf2u8jgb4QSVIc3eL6w/s1600-h/BesteBilder151_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613743168834578" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguXFeGF3hwB_j8jmfgzALee-zkyAzK8Dg5JuYMhWqw8gWWzHzRQ6f0Vt9JuJ4WZT4mlmdTH4hrFaDEuIHdCrC0QUxHWZCJg6iwunyzgU3PnMkJxThhA-Fgj0NF2Zf2u8jgb4QSVIc3eL6w/s320/BesteBilder151_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 376px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" width="384" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Nothing says World Unity like hot Asian chicks and I must add that those are some very happy drunken Dutchmen!<br /><br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaGtM3cSv5MH2uiMqixa0aIwEz6ePnnbpy6b8oS3Bmv1Q9GAEF7h9qVK9zZDX_oU6jvcp3KX-Hue92ypcyya5cJTowXjUWYlFuHX3gR9hg-cc0VjzlaMgdWv7mjgUbn33Wr5cBGN166MYK/s1600-h/BesteBilder155_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="242" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613745828909922" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaGtM3cSv5MH2uiMqixa0aIwEz6ePnnbpy6b8oS3Bmv1Q9GAEF7h9qVK9zZDX_oU6jvcp3KX-Hue92ypcyya5cJTowXjUWYlFuHX3gR9hg-cc0VjzlaMgdWv7mjgUbn33Wr5cBGN166MYK/s320/BesteBilder155_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 404px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 261px" width="320" /></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I am a little short on rent this month, can I live in between you two?</p><p></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmEn3u44jsfsoEMBfECVcfNvJ2d_qB9BZjwgjmNHPfPhdRvyFe5RDP4U6nh8i9W2a3GvlFAIwKML4u2ADtshw-YgFtCKrHhfpFUNFiVbBJTv_SCeQWrfKKYR-Rj2Prd_Jv_HvSw1nDk0W_/s1600-h/BesteBilder157_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="242" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613749978373362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmEn3u44jsfsoEMBfECVcfNvJ2d_qB9BZjwgjmNHPfPhdRvyFe5RDP4U6nh8i9W2a3GvlFAIwKML4u2ADtshw-YgFtCKrHhfpFUNFiVbBJTv_SCeQWrfKKYR-Rj2Prd_Jv_HvSw1nDk0W_/s320/BesteBilder157_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 419px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 261px" width="320" /></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>You think their toes are curled now, wait till I am through with them!</p><p></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyMrfGsFS-1PIo1YAA_sikXj0roGtWPQD7fw-wOpqHD3Jy6gdZZllIbDhZR_bY-VvGxnWBsPBE9y3ZjsLXMN0PU7K43Fm4bvWkgflUy26Ez_B70ABo0BJ9_fEmtLvZ5XOe6YdJgh6hapoj/s1600-h/BesteBilder38_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="245" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613101601676130" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyMrfGsFS-1PIo1YAA_sikXj0roGtWPQD7fw-wOpqHD3Jy6gdZZllIbDhZR_bY-VvGxnWBsPBE9y3ZjsLXMN0PU7K43Fm4bvWkgflUy26Ez_B70ABo0BJ9_fEmtLvZ5XOe6YdJgh6hapoj/s320/BesteBilder38_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 419px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 257px" width="320" /></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The Brazilians Wax lives up to its name once again! On a side note, I would gladly eat paella out of both of their butt cracks!</p><p></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlz1jP4NGFM1ziALBfKnLVhqGxxVV9CjT_kgoIDtdraJOin3KwVKqvoY7Av0yhvICInhrU9LRn2vIpomLkvsf51dOcb48XJMVLZgAPO8QNAxHmbiLljUUhjWlsDvJGqVoXKZqOMjxE3k0v/s1600-h/BesteBilder15_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="244" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613097671263362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlz1jP4NGFM1ziALBfKnLVhqGxxVV9CjT_kgoIDtdraJOin3KwVKqvoY7Av0yhvICInhrU9LRn2vIpomLkvsf51dOcb48XJMVLZgAPO8QNAxHmbiLljUUhjWlsDvJGqVoXKZqOMjxE3k0v/s320/BesteBilder15_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 425px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 238px" width="320" /></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>She is either taking a dump or trying to add wind Resistance in hopes of sabotaging her team. Oh, those crazy Germans...Das Dumper!!!</p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpGOLpiMlLeaEjtWcKumHyolIumbdUAGGGbzTpTUA7BhRcHd25ofVoWAtXbOYIKfTQiFZU3dsgzrnObjInRnzGTdTPEuaRnQgJzXJadU_qFGvayvECB95HO9gbYUD-MGq7M_9SzeU-Ab3A/s1600-h/BesteBilder51_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613106487022738" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpGOLpiMlLeaEjtWcKumHyolIumbdUAGGGbzTpTUA7BhRcHd25ofVoWAtXbOYIKfTQiFZU3dsgzrnObjInRnzGTdTPEuaRnQgJzXJadU_qFGvayvECB95HO9gbYUD-MGq7M_9SzeU-Ab3A/s320/BesteBilder51_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 416px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" width="357" /></a></p><p></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpGOLpiMlLeaEjtWcKumHyolIumbdUAGGGbzTpTUA7BhRcHd25ofVoWAtXbOYIKfTQiFZU3dsgzrnObjInRnzGTdTPEuaRnQgJzXJadU_qFGvayvECB95HO9gbYUD-MGq7M_9SzeU-Ab3A/s1600-h/BesteBilder51_750.jpg"></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If you had a Greek Water Polo player in "The Exposed Titty Office Pool" then congrats to you sir or madam.</p>

The Beijing Olympics: A Potpourri of Visual Delights (The Real Closing Ceremonies)!

As many of you know the 2008 Olympics ended in grand fashion this past weekend. And I believe that they taught us all a lot. For Example, Th...

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DJ G9D's Thursdays Afternoon Music Picks Are Officially Back!

Sorry for the unexplained Hiatus but I have problems keeping a regimented schedule but I'll try to be more consistent...no promises though.<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Anywho</span></span>, Here are some choice cuts which I feel are worth checking out:<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>N<strong>as-Sly Fox</strong></strong><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T6Uqk3fxFEs&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T6Uqk3fxFEs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />This is in my Opinion the best song on the new <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Nas</span></span> Album and that is saying a lot. The rhyme scheme is just off the hook and the beat is really catchy yet packs plenty of punch! Plus he really sticks it to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Fux</span></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Noobs</span></span>...kind of like I did in a <a href="http://tranceponder.blogspot.com/2008/07/fux-noobs-channel-shitting-on.html">Previous Article</a>.<br />In order to further prove the point that <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Nas</span> is trying to make, here is a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Fux</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Noobs</span> clip that is "allegedly" about a serial killer in Florida but if you were to turn down the volume and just watch the stock footage that <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Fux</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Noobs</span> uses, it mostly focuses on <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Boobies</span> & <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Poontang</span>!<br />Observe:<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5XNUEINIVFo&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5XNUEINIVFo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Joell Ortiz-Letter to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Obama</span></span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qJDKBeMK4Kw&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qJDKBeMK4Kw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></strong><br />A few months a go I (accurately) predicted that more and more Rappers were going to jump on the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Obama</span></span> band wagon and try to rally support around the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Halfrican</span></span>-American Presidential Candidate in the Hip-Hop Community and amongst Minorities in general. Interestingly Enough Joell is not black but a proud <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Puerto</span></span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Rican</span></span>, a demographic that <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Obama</span></span> could really use some help with(they tended to vote for Hillary). The first slew of videos that were <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Obama</span></span> related were by <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Nas</span></span> and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Movado</span></span> respectively. If you are new to the <em><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Tranceponder</span></span> </em>you can check them out <a href="http://tranceponder.blogspot.com/2008/06/it-has-come-to-my-attention-that-hip.html">here</a>. This Song is off of Joell Ortiz's Sophomore effort entitled "Free Agent." <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joell_Ortiz">Joell Ortiz</a>'s first album "The Brick(Bodega Chronicles)" was in my opinion one of the best Hip-Hop albums of 2007.<br /><strong><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21"></span></span></strong><br /><strong><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><span class="blsp-spelling-error">Motorhead</span></span>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Rockout</span></span></strong><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0NxU6BKMZPU&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0NxU6BKMZPU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Lemmy & <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">Motorhead</span></span> are back with their signature sound. This is first the Single to be released from "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">Motorizer</span></span>," <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">their</span> 20<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">th</span></span> studio album. That kind of longevity is rarely seen in the fickle world of Metal.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Slipknot-Psychosocial</strong><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wws7mnMewPw&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wws7mnMewPw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Slipknot's new album is definitely worth checking out. The Album entitled, "All Hope is Gone" was released on August 20<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">th</span></span>. This is the second single from the album, the first was the title track. Usually when bands go on hiatus and start working on other projects for several years, there is a drop-off in the quality of material produced by the original band but in the case of slipknot they were able to channel their roots and put out a very strong album that is reminiscent of their first three albums.<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>The Briggs-Charge Into The Sun</strong><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GL9Z_KVJ2tc&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GL9Z_KVJ2tc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Briggs">The Briggs</a> are an Alt-Metal/Punk Band from Los Angeles. This is a cut from their album, "Come all you Madmen."<br /><strong><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27"></span></span></strong><br /><strong><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><span class="blsp-spelling-error">Tyga</span></span>-Lime in the Coconut</strong><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AROeEiidM8Q&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AROeEiidM8Q&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I don't particularly like this song but years from now we will be <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">referring</span> to acts such as <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">Tyga</span></span> as a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">bi-product</span> of the "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">Kanye</span></span> West Effect." In Layman's terms they are skinny and/or nerdy rappers who emphasize the hooks way too much and pretend to be <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">rock stars</span>. Plus, they throw <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">hissy</span></span>-fits when their sup-par work is not recognized as brilliant art. Also, a word of advice for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">Tyga</span></span>, putting the lead singer of Fall Out Boy in your Video does not get you mainstream attention. On a related note, Putting Lil' Wayne in a Video should not get anybody street-cred but in their case it actually does.<br /><br />That is all for this edition of DJ G9D's Thursdays <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">Afternoon</span> Music Picks. Enjoy your Weekend.

DJ G9D's Thursdays Afternoon Music Picks Are Officially Back!

Sorry for the unexplained Hiatus but I have problems keeping a regimented schedule but I'll try to be more consistent...no promises thou...

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Geography: New York City Style

It may come as no surprise to the rest of the country, but New Yorkers have a very New York Centric view of the country. Rightfully so because we are the Financial/Entertainment/Sports/Fashion Capital of the World. We also pay a premium to reside here and call ourselves New Yorkers, so it all breaks even in the End. Well, Not really because 85% of the country is in the Boonies and NYC has it all. Try finding a Deli in Alabama at 2 in the morning, Go ahead I dare you. NOT GONNA HAPPEN!<br /><div><div><div>This is why I am going to simplify the U.S. Map, 50 states...Hog wash...that is what I like to call massive overkill. Most 4<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">th</span> graders don't even know what state they live in, how can they possibly remember 49 others?</div><div>Here is a map any dolt could understand, I propose congress consider making the appropriate changes, so that we can simplify our government and raise geography test scores all in one foul swoop.</div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPduiWFIvOpaqq9iEeRVe-8F8IEbHW4q-0KFf_TgmwcpOOF4ayHib7BmRdvvBc7webQxdiVidnNkTRScl-Fhgs9vMSaECNnLUCS6Pbs-ot1zRzJgG-X5aZOyXc_dqizLMEPvC5ghUZBDqJ/s1600-h/NY-Centric.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="320" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236347794026520002" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPduiWFIvOpaqq9iEeRVe-8F8IEbHW4q-0KFf_TgmwcpOOF4ayHib7BmRdvvBc7webQxdiVidnNkTRScl-Fhgs9vMSaECNnLUCS6Pbs-ot1zRzJgG-X5aZOyXc_dqizLMEPvC5ghUZBDqJ/s320/NY-Centric.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 374px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" width="426" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div>

Geography: New York City Style

It may come as no surprise to the rest of the country, but New Yorkers have a very New York Centric view of the country. Rightfully so becau...

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Sexual Positions and Sports: A Practice in Metaphorical Comparison

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin5AXmXEILVJrL1adGhpei2IXM_bIRs_LGZdjKbXl3kPrqYB-57oL2rq5z53gVsH4gtd4jYDw5zqDrvWZ5_Q1U5VRq5yUFVPzPU1T8DGqGwmCt0DW1tkqnQk2f3DTuRs9HH6WpeP2dweVr/s1600-h/safe_olympic_sex.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236109901335130530" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin5AXmXEILVJrL1adGhpei2IXM_bIRs_LGZdjKbXl3kPrqYB-57oL2rq5z53gVsH4gtd4jYDw5zqDrvWZ5_Q1U5VRq5yUFVPzPU1T8DGqGwmCt0DW1tkqnQk2f3DTuRs9HH6WpeP2dweVr/s320/safe_olympic_sex.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 127px;" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin5AXmXEILVJrL1adGhpei2IXM_bIRs_LGZdjKbXl3kPrqYB-57oL2rq5z53gVsH4gtd4jYDw5zqDrvWZ5_Q1U5VRq5yUFVPzPU1T8DGqGwmCt0DW1tkqnQk2f3DTuRs9HH6WpeP2dweVr/s1600-h/safe_olympic_sex.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><span><span>Asking a real man what’s your favorite sport is like asking a man what his favorite sexual position is. We like them all! But some are preferred over others for example:</span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" > </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" > </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBnAVm-aRniB5pNSNNkcBu8lrwFJwRSCtcmgxRDa5ver3mmSr4iwq2PjM96u3IbpsSS6HvDKC2P7YjhP3QzlH0TEARNWdSSQpEGY0GKdoK_mDvkS2l-g0XL7aydoOsG9Nkwo3bJddrvZjo/s1600-h/golfer_logo.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236113899158482194" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBnAVm-aRniB5pNSNNkcBu8lrwFJwRSCtcmgxRDa5ver3mmSr4iwq2PjM96u3IbpsSS6HvDKC2P7YjhP3QzlH0TEARNWdSSQpEGY0GKdoK_mDvkS2l-g0XL7aydoOsG9Nkwo3bJddrvZjo/s200/golfer_logo.gif" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 102px; height: 126px;" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" ><br />Golf is like getting a blow job</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" > because there is very little actual </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" >athletic activity and rich white guys love it. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" > </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /></span><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQv4pcCaErspcHqDkD0-dhuCcdTec1S9I-oMzU6aUwAbztvACQtRrn69M4Mqk9BlSFxki53Hu9phnDefPxTEsi8CD2k_Calmuu99DrhwBc9tH0zTBwDvkRuwP6nrx6V-aD7SpnH22GvdGD/s1600-h/0501+Baseball+Logo.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236113888973192546" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQv4pcCaErspcHqDkD0-dhuCcdTec1S9I-oMzU6aUwAbztvACQtRrn69M4Mqk9BlSFxki53Hu9phnDefPxTEsi8CD2k_Calmuu99DrhwBc9tH0zTBwDvkRuwP6nrx6V-aD7SpnH22GvdGD/s200/0501+Baseball+Logo.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 109px; height: 103px;" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" >Baseball is like the missionary position, its steady and reliable. Nothing fancy but it keeps a good pace and gets the job done.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" > </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNbTExX7zN0snuazuxZtX7MT6vMqWAT3yWfTDJIL6YEWg405oaLtt1pxDK61fIPF5jR4Q-h8vc6-r1CCEjkBRy5kKCc_VNyDeUkH4S8QKgeD_mXoHoT3perdyzD4O4934v4eyLYtqIlxSV/s1600-h/SP0729.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236113902380449106" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNbTExX7zN0snuazuxZtX7MT6vMqWAT3yWfTDJIL6YEWg405oaLtt1pxDK61fIPF5jR4Q-h8vc6-r1CCEjkBRy5kKCc_VNyDeUkH4S8QKgeD_mXoHoT3perdyzD4O4934v4eyLYtqIlxSV/s200/SP0729.JPG" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 121px; height: 93px;" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" >Football is </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" >like</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" > doggy style, cuz it’s action </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" >Packed and some one is bound to get sacked. </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" > </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkZjblWs3zsdbpbjsedaA1DkrhxjI6cxW22b4iKBtxb65E7ZX_975YGsjboNx0jLt6fRVZcYIYJPLVkRwF9cNmmuA5sp1PtdWyDwQi5f5ZTJV8CZf7lrmmiIDVn8x5RYT-UC5Q0GwCFaqs/s1600-h/0504+Hockey+Sticks+%26+Puck.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236113893759268658" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkZjblWs3zsdbpbjsedaA1DkrhxjI6cxW22b4iKBtxb65E7ZX_975YGsjboNx0jLt6fRVZcYIYJPLVkRwF9cNmmuA5sp1PtdWyDwQi5f5ZTJV8CZf7lrmmiIDVn8x5RYT-UC5Q0GwCFaqs/s200/0504+Hockey+Sticks+%26+Puck.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 104px; height: 84px;" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" >Hockey is like the Knees on Chest Position cuz there’s a lot of checking and there is a significant possibility it will result in a </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" >shoot-out.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" > </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFN3ssDNGkTDbScImjrjY7gRxrXq1yg1SRJUNVqPKJPgkxuMVK-ndrzI7cG64PlLZMS6p-OhsejSe_4zMUJX0DvR_QjXqvk_RiuGyc7mxo77qD0TNhUaBZ2EVV-S7WiIEy3PwQEE7olIjK/s1600-h/0499+Basketball+%26+Net.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236113886158659490" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFN3ssDNGkTDbScImjrjY7gRxrXq1yg1SRJUNVqPKJPgkxuMVK-ndrzI7cG64PlLZMS6p-OhsejSe_4zMUJX0DvR_QjXqvk_RiuGyc7mxo77qD0TNhUaBZ2EVV-S7WiIEy3PwQEE7olIjK/s200/0499+Basketball+%26+Net.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 103px; height: 87px;" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" >Basketball is like the reverse cowgirl, cuz you need to be the floor general and hit your jump shots.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" > </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiJwOIDtUNuPYNHmmNE_qdusEfXKgGUY2tMufxrSOSE6uUCgusGb4OY8ge6yELdB4SNuDmLryxpAcsUR6T6qatrDaV35-UZM7pLX9CyvAYfQTUgNoPUd6Enn2aTq1cWjZFG5JOuDamkwi-/s1600-h/Wrestling+logo.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236114024867267666" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiJwOIDtUNuPYNHmmNE_qdusEfXKgGUY2tMufxrSOSE6uUCgusGb4OY8ge6yELdB4SNuDmLryxpAcsUR6T6qatrDaV35-UZM7pLX9CyvAYfQTUgNoPUd6Enn2aTq1cWjZFG5JOuDamkwi-/s200/Wrestling+logo.gif" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 103px; height: 87px;" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:verdana;" >Finally…Anal is like professional wrestling because the moves are real but the outcome is predetermined. Plus, the girl needs to be drunk to enjoy it…usually.</span></div></div>

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As many of you know the Olympics are set to begin today. Something that many of you don't know is that this is the last year that <a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/8504326/">Baseball and Softball</a> will be featured as Olympic sports. The IOC argues that there are not enough competitive countries to make the sport Olympiad worthy. USA Softball always wins the Gold and MLB refuses to send its players to represent the US or any other country for that matter. So, every countries baseball rosters are filled with amateurs and nobodies. I for one am all for the idea of getting rid of Baseball because it may allow Rugby to finally become an Olympic Sport. I played <a href="http://www.shupirates.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=99574&SPID=12262&DB_OEM_ID=12600&ATCLID=885797">Rugby in College</a> and I think it deserves to be an Olympic sport. But, alas the IOC made their decision and decided to include <a href="http://www.cstv.com/sports/c-squash/stories/070805aaa.html">Squash and Karate</a> instead, but not really as the article points out.<br /><div><div><div>Baseball has a chance to get back into the Olympics for 2016, but they have to play their cards right. They cannot base it on countries or they are dead in the water. The Olympic squads have to be based on Ethnicity. This will provide for a must-see event that will be ultra competitive. </div><div>In order to get the ball rolling, I compiled the All-time greatest baseball teams based on Ethnicity. Each team consists of sixteen players and one manager and I will be listing them in alphabetical order in order to avoid any problems.<br /><br />Up first, hailing from the far east, they are like untamed beasts:</div><strong>The Amazin' Asians</strong><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPRSog7ENnDSufhJXx6INtc3abUHeX3CANmU6QLG23zk1GXQTlu1Y5kTxyrVVuTFiAonSd18XmhsK0w1U5misOCr19Xgl8CyVuHwiPqPKad_4oR1tarPza1Ri_bYKh6FLETkWvdZFZnlMQ/s1600-h/asians.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" height="107" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232278462371071458" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPRSog7ENnDSufhJXx6INtc3abUHeX3CANmU6QLG23zk1GXQTlu1Y5kTxyrVVuTFiAonSd18XmhsK0w1U5misOCr19Xgl8CyVuHwiPqPKad_4oR1tarPza1Ri_bYKh6FLETkWvdZFZnlMQ/s200/asians.bmp" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 276px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 99px" width="276" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><div><br /></div><br /><div><br /><br /><br />C Kurt Suzuki<br />1B Hee Sop Choi<br />2B Tadahito Iguchi<br />3B Norihiro Nakamura<br />SS Kazuo Matsui<br />OF Kosuke Fukudome<br />OF Hideki Matsui<br />OF Ichiro Suzuki<br />DH So Taguchi<br />Utility IF Akinori Iwamura<br />P Chien-Ming Wang<br />P Daisuke Matsuzaka<br />P Hideo Nomo<br />P Chan Ho Park<br />RP Hideki Okajima<br />Closer Takashi Saito<br />BP C Kenji Johjima<br />Manager Akira Ogi<br /></div><div>Their ancestors Hail from the Dark Continent and they are flauntin' it: </div><div><strong>The Black Ballers</strong></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCEwDijJjYDuFwP8l8yON9Jp6qwMkgVT_xmO_qjpByHBuOmRwhFpicXfqjV9zm9khcvttIcMJR7AnbyJmSyB1Qg74v3UClAoB7g0J15v1VhF1PVKVInPjsSHsDw9PJKal27OOPMgLGU_LR/s1600-h/black.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232279670354890466" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCEwDijJjYDuFwP8l8yON9Jp6qwMkgVT_xmO_qjpByHBuOmRwhFpicXfqjV9zm9khcvttIcMJR7AnbyJmSyB1Qg74v3UClAoB7g0J15v1VhF1PVKVInPjsSHsDw9PJKal27OOPMgLGU_LR/s200/black.bmp" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br />C Roy Campanella<br />1B Willie McCovey<br />2B Jackie Robinson<br />3B Bobby Bonilla<br />SS Ozzie Smith<br />OF Willie Mays<br />OF Barry Bonds<br />OF Hank Aaron<br />DH Frank Thomas<br />Utility IF Ricky Henderson<br />P Bob Gibson<br />P Vida Blue<br />P Dock Ellis<br />P Don Newcombe<br />RP Satchel Paige<br />Closer Lee Smith<br />BP C Earl Battey<br />Manager Buck O'Neil</div></div><br /><div>Hailing from across the border, they will dominate your batting order: </div><div><strong>The Hispanic Panic</strong></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP34wBzrglNY1bip0T33KAGGJt0Kb5lpBUJsHU-Ytc3j4fmayU_oj2KZcsb0USegonvqABxVpve3Yr2Vljl4MNwiVxnM-8bqBLpyt2OqxrKYi4a2Swvv5ahf9PVNInYcN3ODWkW9_A9x3l/s1600-h/panic.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232281944587774274" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjP34wBzrglNY1bip0T33KAGGJt0Kb5lpBUJsHU-Ytc3j4fmayU_oj2KZcsb0USegonvqABxVpve3Yr2Vljl4MNwiVxnM-8bqBLpyt2OqxrKYi4a2Swvv5ahf9PVNInYcN3ODWkW9_A9x3l/s200/panic.bmp" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a><br /><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div>C Ivan Rodriguez<br />1B Albert Pujols<br />2B Rod Carew<br />3B Miguel Cabrera<br />SS Alex Rodriguez<br />OF Roberto Clemente<br />OF Manny Ramirez<br />OF Vladimir Guerrero<br />DH David Ortiz<br />Utility IF Tony Pérez<br />P Pedro Martinez<br />P Juan Marichal<br />P Fernando Valenzuela<br />P Johan Santana<br />RP Francisco Cordero<br />Closer Mariano Rivera<br />BP C Iván Rodríguez<br />Manager Ozzie Guillen</div><div><br /><br /></div><div>Hailing from the promised land, they survive every last stand:<br /><strong>The Hammerin' Hebrews</strong></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFu1EK7UTWxoJjMDY89IFMrZYatrlyWYC7pg7oT0g6ZAgTvUcRP_-eq_PhbVxr6K7tZERKyjN63-OkGi8Z_sRWfy5HPtPwmJRXbBdGHPPXGnFeF1y4lNpa46gpy28tuEUzA_j8WXFYFQww/s1600-h/heebhammers.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" height="173" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232280495726935282" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFu1EK7UTWxoJjMDY89IFMrZYatrlyWYC7pg7oT0g6ZAgTvUcRP_-eq_PhbVxr6K7tZERKyjN63-OkGi8Z_sRWfy5HPtPwmJRXbBdGHPPXGnFeF1y4lNpa46gpy28tuEUzA_j8WXFYFQww/s200/heebhammers.bmp" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 143px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 161px" width="143" /></a><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div>C Mike Lieberthal <br />1B Hank Greenberg<br />2B Ian Kinsler<br />3B Al Rosen<br />SS Lou Boudreau<br />OF Shawn Green<br />OF Ryan Braun<br />OF Sid Gordon<br />DH Ron Blomberg<br />Utility IF Kevin Youkilis<br />P Sandy Koufax<br />P Ken Holtzman<br />P Jason Marquis<br />P Steve Stone<br />RP Scott Schoeneweis<br />Closer Larry Sherry<br />BP C Brad Ausmus</div><div>Manager Whitey Herzog</div><div><br />Hailing from the country shaped like a boot, they pack plenty of attitude:<br /><strong>The Italian Stallions</strong></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzc8_TfhqG22r24xXxZbRVtFLZWkfYHThAptxKH0gm1w4OgVu8BP6NHMPGp_jZrBNZQ16YxnZBR-JqKO87aBx2vN8RSBQAYA60KwXKyI3AjwBs_Ri4rk6-gwQnkQFF-M7nX9fGDRgPSfTr/s1600-h/Stallion.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232281119921325954" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzc8_TfhqG22r24xXxZbRVtFLZWkfYHThAptxKH0gm1w4OgVu8BP6NHMPGp_jZrBNZQ16YxnZBR-JqKO87aBx2vN8RSBQAYA60KwXKyI3AjwBs_Ri4rk6-gwQnkQFF-M7nX9fGDRgPSfTr/s200/Stallion.bmp" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br />C Joe Torre<br />1B Jason Giambi<br />2B Mark DeRosa<br />3B Ken Caminiti<br />SS Phil Rizzuto<br />OF Joe DiMaggio<br />OF Dom DiMaggio<br />OF Joe Pepitone<br />IF Utility Ron Santo<br />DH Mike Piazza<br />P Mike Mussina<br />P Sal Maglie<br />P Ralph Branca<br />P Barry Zito<br />RP John Franco<br />Closer Dave Righetti<br />BP Catcher Mike Scioscia<br />Manager Tony La Russa</div><div><br />Hailing from the land of the Celts, they are not here to make amends:</div><div><strong>The Luck O' The Irish</strong></div><div></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc4RG9TEkaDLkzPLd8wSqz7-DjJ9fFGEWqbMUz7OHo5Lm-drec7D1f3Aru4MjGAaNaL4pkCoJpBIs7QWh0_4Znbel-BahwaEumHuH1Ziayk2qnWK65Eub5FzIVlCMOOJPpNSAA2wkhljDK/s1600-h/lucky.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232283063808315074" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc4RG9TEkaDLkzPLd8wSqz7-DjJ9fFGEWqbMUz7OHo5Lm-drec7D1f3Aru4MjGAaNaL4pkCoJpBIs7QWh0_4Znbel-BahwaEumHuH1Ziayk2qnWK65Eub5FzIVlCMOOJPpNSAA2wkhljDK/s200/lucky.bmp" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><div><br /><br /><br />C Jimmy Archer<br />1B Stuffy McInnis<br />2B Kid Gleason<br />3B John McGraw<br />SS Jimmy Hallinan<br />OF Paul O'Neill<br />OF Adam Dunn<br />OF Jim O'Rourke<br />IF Utility Roger Connor<br />DH Mark McGuire<br />P Whitey Ford<br />P Nolan Ryan<br />P Pud Galvin<br />P Jack McDowell<br />RP Mickey McDermott<br />Closer John Wetteland<br />BP Catcher Tim McCarver<br />Manager Connie Mack</div><div><br />Last but certainly not least, they run your lives and you don't even know it:</div><div><strong>The White Wasps</strong></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCyQBx0ydZrrb75QzROqZNQnb_aNMN68OCN96mIRsPuiix8mmUahFI94QJMh830mlChmArcXEbrk7vuSSVxkVAnv8SkBRFFqsAdSzVwtjkce7k0wC6qI_UFQO4HF3o0n_0elhHHOxaivb1/s1600-h/wasps.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232284284150305762" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCyQBx0ydZrrb75QzROqZNQnb_aNMN68OCN96mIRsPuiix8mmUahFI94QJMh830mlChmArcXEbrk7vuSSVxkVAnv8SkBRFFqsAdSzVwtjkce7k0wC6qI_UFQO4HF3o0n_0elhHHOxaivb1/s200/wasps.JPG" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br /><br /><br />C Johnny Bench<br />1B Lou Gehrig<br />2B Rogers Hornsby<br />3B Mike Schmidt<br />SS Honus Wagner<br />OF Babe Ruth<br />OF Ted Williams<br />OF Ty Cobb<br />DH Jim Thome<br />Utility IF Jimmie Foxx<br />P Cy Young<br />P Roger Clemens<br />P Warren Spahn<br />P Christy Mathewson<br />RP Dennis Eckersley<br />Closer Billy Wagner<br />BP C Gary Carter<br />Manager Bobby Cox</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br /><br />Be Proud of who you are but remember there is thin line between Patriotism and Fascism. Enjoy the Olympics!</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Happy Crazy Eights!</div></div>

MLB Ethnic All-stars: It ain’t where you at, It’s where your from!

As many of you know the Olympics are set to begin today. Something that many of you don't know is that this is the last year that Baseba...

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BREAKNG NEWS: Bret Favre traded to the NY Jets

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhG4X25tvVX5eEG79_5xv0jl5b1GyN5E_yHQIVvOavxRVwYnEX3SKImlq5vwh4qS-KzPv_CK14mdOPCDUhBGX0w3sCWBkTRIlVnLqoefOzB6HSGo-3ecGBEDMS2LpMXhitGE3RJJ3tCpl1i/s1600-h/jets.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" height="98" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231627258283555394" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhG4X25tvVX5eEG79_5xv0jl5b1GyN5E_yHQIVvOavxRVwYnEX3SKImlq5vwh4qS-KzPv_CK14mdOPCDUhBGX0w3sCWBkTRIlVnLqoefOzB6HSGo-3ecGBEDMS2LpMXhitGE3RJJ3tCpl1i/s320/jets.bmp" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 217px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 113px" width="217" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkmz2eeoThUcoPPieOpBUIFv_ZNmlR6_ZpoxRBBOPF7nCYKf5MwOLlkDfNHfMvEF2E-8y9epc-VVDZOXuR-IXS-qMBFLLl-L6k-NWVIc1QID5gCPn7AQXxmMzlsMpE47TKS7sQZuvWkmH3/s1600-h/favre.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" height="193" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231627788525903154" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkmz2eeoThUcoPPieOpBUIFv_ZNmlR6_ZpoxRBBOPF7nCYKf5MwOLlkDfNHfMvEF2E-8y9epc-VVDZOXuR-IXS-qMBFLLl-L6k-NWVIc1QID5gCPn7AQXxmMzlsMpE47TKS7sQZuvWkmH3/s320/favre.bmp" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 193px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 127px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" width="225" /></a> In a stunning move, Legendary Packer QB is traded to the NY Jets. He is traded for a conditional Draft Pick, a years supply of Premio Italian Sausage and a tarnished legacy. The Jets improve their Quarterback situation tremendously even though they just traded for a 38 year old quarterback with a 12 million dollar salary who has thrown 100 interceptions in the last 5 years.<br />Originally Bret Favre was against going to NY because he wanted to play for a contender and the Jets were 4-12 last season. Some arm wringing later and here he is. This is off course the same guy who retired without actually ceasing to play. Here is why I don't like number 4; He is somewhat of a flip-flopper and he keeps giving "scoops" to Fux Noobs, as if they're good at reporting frivolous news stories...Oh wait. Scratch that. Plus, he is constantly on TV and radio. ESPN has their own Favre scroll bar at the bottom of the screen, as if he is his own sports league. If this allows for less Bret Favre in the media then god bless, I am glad something finally happened. Now, ESPN can go back to focusing on meaningless august baseball, Ignoring the NHL, The Olympics with pork fried rice and off-the-field indiscretions of various NBA and NFL Players.<br /><br />All I have left to say is the <a href="http://www.snopes.com/sports/football/maddencurse.asp">Madden Curse </a>lives on!!!Mwuhahaha<br /><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231628590933313954" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK4ZJDWv8jZn2ABY1o-GJUdLyKliidtc6l5_z0dqnQgiTXZD74cdu2LCKWu2EQTfW9Ew7Q0Mu_ANfQ1kcZDiUKqdD96Y1KItmLZ7IAb42Cq9LUV9_hjQXMEWuFzwD4fiyVjlfolYQXEaJb/s400/madden09_cover.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" />Just remember who broke the story first, the fine folks at the <strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tranceponder, Good Times Blog and Webzine</span></strong>.

BREAKNG NEWS: Bret Favre traded to the NY Jets

In a stunning move, Legendary Packer QB is traded to the NY Jets. He is traded for a conditional Draft Pick, a years supply of Premio Itali...

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Beijing Banging: Top Thirteen Olympic Hotties

The Olympics kick off on August 8th and I feel that it is my duty to save everyone some time and outline what is <em>really </em>important in this International Spectacle of Competition and Camaraderie...Which Olympian would I rather nail? Lets take a peek:<br /><br /><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231478267470753714" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij5pA16CM-8aKVIdSGP6l9gZyTSqttNoAV21GzTdiXWJtrHCgK5oGilxVT_aZQXSltF_19gVsWAFuE6hJlkeW8ex_JBwaS0qRmGt8qek13uuYTA4TZbNWGj3pCgwvzxDU6lRhFGB1j8fQk/s320/oly.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" />Coming in at lucky number 13:<br /><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP4wZCaJC9q3bxHhhW0waGgSRd8At7MTbl4aF9A3bWPJ6pzoLs4sZ4UtrcIThC1j4Nh-73R20i9bgyfhbQgbwir-uRVdirXefZpOY-eJjY1A314jvOwz0qBzV3scQ2NZXBsN8VAGmYmP6g/s1600-h/alexandra-orlando-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231436447796021730" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP4wZCaJC9q3bxHhhW0waGgSRd8At7MTbl4aF9A3bWPJ6pzoLs4sZ4UtrcIThC1j4Nh-73R20i9bgyfhbQgbwir-uRVdirXefZpOY-eJjY1A314jvOwz0qBzV3scQ2NZXBsN8VAGmYmP6g/s320/alexandra-orlando-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br /><br />Not a bad way to kick things off, Alexandra Orlando is a Rhythmic Gymnast from Toronto, Canada. (I am going to take this time to unnecessarily point out that this list is going to be Gymnast heavy...for <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/26/orlando_2703_narrowweb__300x510,0.jpg">OBVIOUS</a> reasons.)</div><br /><p>Number 12:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj83IEGPWpjmUo7wMs8_ZtbSCaO5sq_5OHwSqWumDL6X09HHTOa20mnGEiAgys4eVhaxagJmr2YvT_qiv4p3mbo0z6LMYuZvbvpWcxMHm0Fs6O9Zk-25D8B55iYi7cg0j6jKB8qkiuIsF3s/s1600-h/lauren-jackson-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231436453488819282" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj83IEGPWpjmUo7wMs8_ZtbSCaO5sq_5OHwSqWumDL6X09HHTOa20mnGEiAgys4eVhaxagJmr2YvT_qiv4p3mbo0z6LMYuZvbvpWcxMHm0Fs6O9Zk-25D8B55iYi7cg0j6jKB8qkiuIsF3s/s320/lauren-jackson-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br><br />Lauren Jackson plays Basketball for the Aussies and the <a href="http://www.wnba.com/media/storm/lauren_jackson_030621_rw_170x245.jpg">Seattle Storm</a> of the WNBA...<a href="http://www.jordanextreme.com/photo26/04AthensDreamLaurenJackson8.jpg">Sonics who?</a></div><br /><div>Number 11:<br /></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_-gfDG80-pCeNBqXjOoYhWzWisbu0bimqEVT6XCg8Xiq5e3CjvI6PrDh8njqpwWc9xQQEUxvVXXzfylQPY75vO2AkRXbE7nSqO8AHVVyFu6o2q7h8f6wyRrZpngCOtCdA0eV0itoSCMoC/s1600-h/christine-arron-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="320" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231439276310399458" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_-gfDG80-pCeNBqXjOoYhWzWisbu0bimqEVT6XCg8Xiq5e3CjvI6PrDh8njqpwWc9xQQEUxvVXXzfylQPY75vO2AkRXbE7nSqO8AHVVyFu6o2q7h8f6wyRrZpngCOtCdA0eV0itoSCMoC/s320/christine-arron-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="319" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br><br />Christine Arron is a French <a href="http://espndeportes.espn.go.com/2003/photos2005/0708/r_christine-Arron_ht.jpg">Track and Field</a> Star.</div></div><br /><div>Number 10:<br /></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIsNGhKvY0nnuRvsveoNv2vj9D3GbyrK8sQvBUaJB5ajdUc_0wF048CtEo7Q9HA6wRXeg2j92yzW6AUTY74o0zRT5SM6TkLy6kYfwhR5U-33gN4aaVGCJF4v2zoXp2mvkVxFczv5ZW3t3q/s1600-h/katy-livingston-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231439744325565122" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIsNGhKvY0nnuRvsveoNv2vj9D3GbyrK8sQvBUaJB5ajdUc_0wF048CtEo7Q9HA6wRXeg2j92yzW6AUTY74o0zRT5SM6TkLy6kYfwhR5U-33gN4aaVGCJF4v2zoXp2mvkVxFczv5ZW3t3q/s320/katy-livingston-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br />Katy Livingston resides in Bath, England and participates in the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bbcsport/2491440001/">Modern Pentathlon</a>.</div><br /><div>Number 9:<br /></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPFK_avRZaduMq9iKpc-UV0GX3QbpVzbwSdPFTsmhupcYgeR_ImuwOFSuRJyDHGU4NxEz4-zdq1y5SmXGPOf8LO8-xj2T0Cisb-gV2PO4E18nfritjhz04t8lkZrdiZzip_rESQYLzB9Qm/s1600-h/alona-bondarenko-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231440986921869474" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPFK_avRZaduMq9iKpc-UV0GX3QbpVzbwSdPFTsmhupcYgeR_ImuwOFSuRJyDHGU4NxEz4-zdq1y5SmXGPOf8LO8-xj2T0Cisb-gV2PO4E18nfritjhz04t8lkZrdiZzip_rESQYLzB9Qm/s320/alona-bondarenko-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /></div><div><br />Alyona Bonderenko, She is a smokin' hot <a href="http://www.tennisserver.com/turbo/images/pilotpen05/waite/Bondarenko1.jpg">Ukrainian Tennis Player</a> and she has a twin sister named <a href="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/d6/fullj.578833b1b56a31f501651a0047bfeaab/578833b1b56a31f501651a0047bfeaab-getty-tennis-fedcup-ukr-bel.jpg">Kateryna</a>...<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/14546239@N03/2217744709/">nice!</a> </div><br /><div>Number 8:</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqWm1mZHsu3rJpUaQSmGVSJ6WNVezjI51RjRVMny1W9f3iX3RZiQ0XgUqmODSbto9zOOznNxzf5hloImI8udZDwT7PMo9XDFXodbQbxK5pu6ti2M0F2n0wvdrJL1k6p6fcTYsyqd4500s8/s1600-h/katerina-emmons-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="226" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231442304661345954" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqWm1mZHsu3rJpUaQSmGVSJ6WNVezjI51RjRVMny1W9f3iX3RZiQ0XgUqmODSbto9zOOznNxzf5hloImI8udZDwT7PMo9XDFXodbQbxK5pu6ti2M0F2n0wvdrJL1k6p6fcTYsyqd4500s8/s320/katerina-emmons-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 363px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 226px" width="343" /></a><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br><br />Ain't NOTHIN' sexier than a chick with a gun, unless its Asian twins with guns, but you knew that. Thet's Katerina (Kurkova) Emmons of the Czech Republic, she competes in <a href="http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=1044/bio/index.html">10M air rifle</a>. </div><br /><div>Number 7:</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIh0OJBUNFdbMqMIrCiblpGL7XcUAma8ZaW1ZdOJTuy0UvPybKj_q0r3NZegvBgPkGP7f5wAsZhuWE8-awpQ9zXiFJvqO0LyzE23Aw8xyi176iC8zjx3VPKDBrNCovsc8hkewqQFUfHg0-/s1600-h/jelena-jankovic-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="320" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231443403438595538" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIh0OJBUNFdbMqMIrCiblpGL7XcUAma8ZaW1ZdOJTuy0UvPybKj_q0r3NZegvBgPkGP7f5wAsZhuWE8-awpQ9zXiFJvqO0LyzE23Aw8xyi176iC8zjx3VPKDBrNCovsc8hkewqQFUfHg0-/s320/jelena-jankovic-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 233px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" width="263" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br><br />This Leather-Clad <a href="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44377000/jpg/_44377525_jelenatreatment_getty.jpg">Siren</a> is Jelena Jankovic, she plays <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sujatha_fan/2346106457/">Tennis</a> for Serbia.</div><br /><div>Number 6: </div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFquTBsN3NUsk3GaoG8tLAnvdjOh9uohKktdelVP0Bctd0m4Xl9Y51ZyVJUL1cZkOJvTXkFK7nWejm3qQnivVsl1ZkxHHsuLx9Khd-KlSV1X-A2-lLZIK4OM5QqIW_WV8i46woXVCm4C0Y/s1600-h/almudena-cid-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231444602041715442" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFquTBsN3NUsk3GaoG8tLAnvdjOh9uohKktdelVP0Bctd0m4Xl9Y51ZyVJUL1cZkOJvTXkFK7nWejm3qQnivVsl1ZkxHHsuLx9Khd-KlSV1X-A2-lLZIK4OM5QqIW_WV8i46woXVCm4C0Y/s320/almudena-cid-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Almudena Cid of Spain is a <a href="http://www.gymmedia.com/baku05/images/Cid_ball_baku05.jpg">Gymnast</a> and she definitely deserves a Gold medal for this <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fraginal/581144285/">position</a>. You can find a few more choice cuts <a href="http://www.raisport.rai.it/RaiSport/pub/static/82400/20051006ginnasticaSPAAlmudenaCid.jpg">here</a> and <a href="http://www.mundofamosas.net/imagenes/galeria/45/G_Almudena_Cid_18.jpg">here</a>.</div><br /><div>Number 5:</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuvd6j8vdKcMe3BW8iU2aUeqABXQINubnCaHOph9ZjovROwz8Yeo5uBsr5g74OynZGFdIDmIPmQcLVLBubZ-wxY5GS3NX3Lf71XRH72g-2hUaAP7JlC9VqBlvJ4G0sX0qsCHO5MLhyhjPg/s1600-h/jenny-adams-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231445986391950018" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuvd6j8vdKcMe3BW8iU2aUeqABXQINubnCaHOph9ZjovROwz8Yeo5uBsr5g74OynZGFdIDmIPmQcLVLBubZ-wxY5GS3NX3Lf71XRH72g-2hUaAP7JlC9VqBlvJ4G0sX0qsCHO5MLhyhjPg/s320/jenny-adams-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.tgfin.mediaset.it/bin/282.$plit/orig_C_0_fotogallery_708_listaorizzontale_foto_1_fotoorizzontale.jpg">Jenny Adams</a> of the USA is competing in the 100M hurdles and the Long Jump, she has the distinction of being the first American on our list. </div><br /><div>Number 4:</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSUXwstc8JaGZXw6pCCu-s68REK-iAR387xmR1GCvZ1zAnKD7MVZWaHSRdC2VJrNPLP0Dku8cV6FTDbQgJN5alArkU5ioK-ZMwMNNChruvvV2D4bHZ_KA20ce7PNuOPGKcI4pRt4dHOL_5/s1600-h/heather-mitts-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231447485239659730" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSUXwstc8JaGZXw6pCCu-s68REK-iAR387xmR1GCvZ1zAnKD7MVZWaHSRdC2VJrNPLP0Dku8cV6FTDbQgJN5alArkU5ioK-ZMwMNNChruvvV2D4bHZ_KA20ce7PNuOPGKcI4pRt4dHOL_5/s320/heather-mitts-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://espn.go.com/i/page2/photos/040210hmitts.jpg">Heather Mitts</a> of US Soccer team...I wouldn't mind getting my <em>mitts</em> on her...and even the crickets are silent. Now, She is what I call a <a href="http://www.altosport.com/m/heather-mitts/s-000865-im-009096.jpg">SMILF!</a></div><br /><div>Number 3:</div><br /><div></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEuyoBrBeOszlYwSbBcUhHwXq2dGJLBFo3EI1BhO-bCDJT8PuZJZlj_OXA72H6JqZbEyVOkwuSFEKj_s25paWHVxEoj8HI6SbbbT9DY0-58OeO3Vq1y-l5lVdX-etW5U5SnmEH5cuIm36s/s1600-h/ana-ivanovic-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231457478920423826" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEuyoBrBeOszlYwSbBcUhHwXq2dGJLBFo3EI1BhO-bCDJT8PuZJZlj_OXA72H6JqZbEyVOkwuSFEKj_s25paWHVxEoj8HI6SbbbT9DY0-58OeO3Vq1y-l5lVdX-etW5U5SnmEH5cuIm36s/s320/ana-ivanovic-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Ana Ivanovic, Serbian Tennis Player, She is <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/8511439@N04/537272515/in/photostream/">ranked #1</a> in the world in Tennis, but an even bigger distinction is being <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/webnavigator/2497368073/">ranked #3</a> on this prestigious list. Put that on your resume and quote it!</div><br /><div>Number 2:</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfzKaMayBLSxYy4lQlh0hsNp-tH-dgKaS0ZKN6QgNINlH97g4E5P5Afy7A9mPOhHms82rUYjK_3n0_ar-6S44xl4KKgqTBfFwyudIUARn2O1XyRYM-Qf6EpqWLfH3ruiXg5tVosKgc-n7u/s1600-h/amanda-beard-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231458792553509394" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfzKaMayBLSxYy4lQlh0hsNp-tH-dgKaS0ZKN6QgNINlH97g4E5P5Afy7A9mPOhHms82rUYjK_3n0_ar-6S44xl4KKgqTBfFwyudIUARn2O1XyRYM-Qf6EpqWLfH3ruiXg5tVosKgc-n7u/s320/amanda-beard-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div>American Swimmer Amanda Beard, guess what her event is? That's right, the <a href="http://www.fen.org.ar/amanda/normal_6.jpg">Breast Stroke!</a> For more information on her um...<a href="http://www.hicelebs.com/gallery/amanda_beard/9.jpg">breast stroke</a>, check out the <a href="http://blog.sportscolumn.com/images/storyimages/amandabeardplayboycover2.jpg">July 2007 issue of playboy.</a></div><br /><div>Drum roll Please...</div><div>And your winners are: Its a very sexy draw</div><div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBMAY6jtjfmzAnUj16Y07gRq9f2KjVvJV5lwp5d0Voyvg0KoZY3oKP2NHBlaiLAIJ_wBW06Qr-eT0tLFWRX2hP5xZ_OiypxsokYtjbx4UUhtWoyxL_pn4wI3CRIANeHW_hSQAXkyM057ms/s1600-h/311132201_cd347fa901.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231475050293473394" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBMAY6jtjfmzAnUj16Y07gRq9f2KjVvJV5lwp5d0Voyvg0KoZY3oKP2NHBlaiLAIJ_wBW06Qr-eT0tLFWRX2hP5xZ_OiypxsokYtjbx4UUhtWoyxL_pn4wI3CRIANeHW_hSQAXkyM057ms/s320/311132201_cd347fa901.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br>The American Volleyball Duo of <a href="http://www.women-of-the-olympics.com/imagez/misty_may_08192004.jpg">Misty May</a> and <a href="http://www.tiloschuster.de/2005/BeachVB/Beach412.jpg">Kerri Walsh</a>. They won the <a href="http://images.zap2it.com/20040928/mistymay_kerriwalsh_240_001.jpg">Gold Medal</a> in 2004 in Athens and are heavy favorites this year as well. Plus, they love to hug as illustrated <a href="http://www.gumgod.com/_borders/misty1.jpg">here</a>, <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robertmiller/322487061/">here</a> and especially <a href="http://www.canadianwild.ca/images/misty_may_kerri_walsh_hump.jpg">here</a>.<br /><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOkDJEV4C24BfsRQjB0IJ6BxecKfp3BPw-H3odqZXVa2Yzz7-BV9lDQZS_dmIKyIlP5iS561-qrk3gCYqTYO8YMsjxBAad7LeMXTEUTIAi_7z6tS-nsd1z22MoLo9wcJdzSVDatWwGHbSb/s1600-h/maria-sharapova-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231462840353118242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOkDJEV4C24BfsRQjB0IJ6BxecKfp3BPw-H3odqZXVa2Yzz7-BV9lDQZS_dmIKyIlP5iS561-qrk3gCYqTYO8YMsjxBAad7LeMXTEUTIAi_7z6tS-nsd1z22MoLo9wcJdzSVDatWwGHbSb/s320/maria-sharapova-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Maria Sharapova is a Russian Tennis Goddess, nuff said! I have linked some of my favorite pictures of her <a href="http://www.celebsandstarsnude.com/nude/maria-sharapova/maria-sharapova-016.jpg">here</a> and <a href="http://www.celebsandstarsnude.com/nude/maria-sharapova/maria-sharapova-022.jpg">here</a>. (Viewer indiscretion advised)</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>

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