Archive for November 2008

It's Official, I'm going to Hell!

It's Official, I'm going to Hell!

Lil Jon V. Lazytown This is wrong on a number of levels, but it still cracks me up! Hell better have a good Comedy Club!

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Getting Old Is Gonna Suck!

Getting Old Is Gonna Suck!

Does the FCC really think that people who are using analog TV sets have access to the Internet? And with all the serious issues that the wor...

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Da Mystery of Chessboxing

Chessboxing is no longer just a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl6jwab3HWk">Wu-Tang clan song</a>...it is now officially a sport which involves equel parts Chess and Boxing. This great sport has yet to come to America's shores, currently only Germany and Bulgaria have Chessboxing organizations. Here are the rules of the Game: In a chessboxing fight two opponents play alternating rounds of chess and boxing. The contest starts with a round of chess, followed by a boxing round, followed by another round of chess and so on. A contest consists of 11 rounds, 6 rounds of chess, 5 rounds of boxing. A round of chess takes 4 minutes. Each competitor has 12 minutes on the chess timer. A round of boxing takes 3 minutes. Between the rounds there is a 1 minute pause, during which competitors change their gear. The contest is decided by: checkmate (chess round), exceeding the time limit (chess round), retirement of an opponent (chess or boxing round), KO (boxing round), or referee decision (boxing round). If the chess game ends in a stalement, the opponent with the higher score in boxing wins. If there is an equal score, the opponent with the black pieces wins. Got it? Good. To demonstrate the awesomeness of this Athletic/intellectual activity. Here is ESPN's take on the sport: <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PeOMLxYbpPE&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PeOMLxYbpPE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Also visit <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=chessboxing">http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=chessboxing</a> & <a href="http://site.wcbo.org/content/index_en.html">http://site.wcbo.org/content/index_en.html</a> for more cool Chessboxing stuff.

Da Mystery of Chessboxing

Chessboxing is no longer just a Wu-Tang clan song ...it is now officially a sport which involves equel parts Chess and Boxing. This great sp...

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The Dopest Attorney In L.A.!

Best Attorney Ad, this side of Johnny Cochran: <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K0BS8V56dD4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K0BS8V56dD4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> We need more Attorneys like her in this world. She is Honest, Understands that people have the right to smoke weed (even on probation) and She is easy on the eyes. If we had more attorneys like her throughout the Country, Weed would be decriminalized in the US in no time. This past election two more states (Massachussets and Michigan) decriminalized the possesion of small amounts of marijuana. That brings that grand total up to 14. The other states include: Alaska, California, Colorado, Maine, Minnesota, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, North Carolina, Ohio and Oregon. Hopefully with a president who possesses some sembelence of Logic and common sense, The US can completely decriminalize Marijuana and Legalize Industrial Hemp. Those two things will go along way in salvaging our economy anfd the planet as a whole! <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpm3vbLgP5TXYM34t28TL5ypWg0wHECA-aBiulXUPmudWzy-BXM6G-ZbIlQayRfD4_hp3hhIRtgFdwtikbxzsnNd7ICERbCVnl5Tgmqrn9EPMy3pzQAmjXuQu_qHEcdwNc1fMuSl1SHFml/s1600-h/dopeattonry.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270441173118943858" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpm3vbLgP5TXYM34t28TL5ypWg0wHECA-aBiulXUPmudWzy-BXM6G-ZbIlQayRfD4_hp3hhIRtgFdwtikbxzsnNd7ICERbCVnl5Tgmqrn9EPMy3pzQAmjXuQu_qHEcdwNc1fMuSl1SHFml/s320/dopeattonry.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 244px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" /></a> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpm3vbLgP5TXYM34t28TL5ypWg0wHECA-aBiulXUPmudWzy-BXM6G-ZbIlQayRfD4_hp3hhIRtgFdwtikbxzsnNd7ICERbCVnl5Tgmqrn9EPMy3pzQAmjXuQu_qHEcdwNc1fMuSl1SHFml/s1600-h/dopeattonry.jpg"></a> Check out her <a href="http://allisonmargolin.blogspot.com/">Blog</a> for more dope observations.

The Dopest Attorney In L.A.!

Best Attorney Ad, this side of Johnny Cochran: We need more Attorneys like her in this world. She is Honest, Understands that people have th...

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The Ultimate Guide to getting High on the Cheap

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIeVZ7Wv7QAD2PxCy1F2sa7yxvt47zuDcv1w5OwVbbAmD8DEUssQ-Gnbpo0On97Zx1jbdO3xa8G9hWPKhKW3R-ye4i3bNNIc9V6-Rl2-deCRU5c8rdl95pEy652xcU8XkIlCvSW7A5D9fh/s1600-h/are_u_on_drugs.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270433222050895650" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIeVZ7Wv7QAD2PxCy1F2sa7yxvt47zuDcv1w5OwVbbAmD8DEUssQ-Gnbpo0On97Zx1jbdO3xa8G9hWPKhKW3R-ye4i3bNNIc9V6-Rl2-deCRU5c8rdl95pEy652xcU8XkIlCvSW7A5D9fh/s320/are_u_on_drugs.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 398px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 287px" /></a> Strapped for cash? Feeling Sober? Need a quick Psychoactive/Psychedelic boost? Who doesn't? In these rough economic times, your recreational drug budget may have taken a severe hit because....well, you need to eat or pay rent or something silly like that. I don't have this problem because I work for a Bankruptcy attorney and I am straight Ballin'! But I feel for all those people out there who have to make the tough choice of either Eating or getting High. I am a big proponent of both and no should have to starve or be sober for prolonged periods of time...It's inhumane. The beauty of living in America is that we always have had bountiful amounts of drugs. In order to ensure you don't have to make these tough choices, here is a list of Household Items that can help you get through this economic mess and by the time you sober up, maybe our economy will rebound somewhat as well. <a href="http://www.iheartchaos.com/2008/11/13/12-strange-substances-that-will-mess-you-up/">http://www.iheartchaos.com/2008/11/13/12-strange-substances-that-will-mess-you-up/</a>

The Ultimate Guide to getting High on the Cheap

Strapped for cash? Feeling Sober? Need a quick Psychoactive/Psychedelic boost? Who doesn't? In these rough economic times, your recreati...

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Barack "lightning" Obama: We Hardly Knew Ye...Until Now!

In my Endless Quest for knowledge I have dug up some intersting facts about our President-Elect Barack "lightning" Obama. I have Highlighted the best ones and my comments are in Italics. • He collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics. Comic Con 2009 at the White House? • He was known as "O'Bomber" at high school for his skill at basketball • His name means "one who is blessed" in Swahili and "Lightning" in Hebrew • His favourite meal is wife Michelle's shrimp linguini • He won a Grammy in 2006 for the audio version of his memoir, Dreams From My Father. A grammy winning president, as apposed to a president who needs to improve his grammer, I think things are looking up. • He is left-handed – the sixth post-war president to be left-handed • He has read every Harry Potter book. Why? • He owns a set of red boxing gloves autographed by Muhammad Ali. Let me guess, this makes him a muslim too? • He worked in a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop as a teenager and now can't stand ice cream • His favourite snacks are chocolate-peanut protein bars • He ate dog meat, snake meat, and roasted grasshopper while living in Indonesia. Mammals, Reptiles and Insects...Taste Like Chicken? • He can speak Spanish • While on the campaign trail he refused to watch CNN and had sports channels on instead • His favourite drink is black forest berry iced tea • He promised Michelle he would quit smoking before running for president – he didn't. • He kept a pet ape called Tata while in Indonesia • He can bench press an impressive 200lbs. Noodle-armed Choir Boy! • He was known as Barry until university when he asked to be addressed by his full name • His favourite book is Moby-Dick by Herman Melville • He visited Wokingham, Berks, in 1996 for the stag party of his half-sister's fiancé, but left when a stripper arrived. • His desk in his Senate office once belonged to Robert Kennedy • He and Michelle made $4.2 million (£2.7 million) last year, with much coming from sales of his books • His favourite films are Casablanca and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest • He carries a tiny Madonna and child statue and a bracelet belonging to a soldier in Iraq for good luck • He applied to appear in a black pin-up calendar while at Harvard but was rejected by the all-female committee. Haters, I bet they would let him pose in the calender now! • His favourite music includes Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Bach and The Fugees. Not bad, I guess we can look forward to a Dylan-Fugees presidential world tour in the near future. • He took Michelle to see the Spike Lee film Do The Right Thing on their first date. • He enjoys playing Scrabble and poker. • He doesn't drink coffee and rarely drinks alcohol. Fluck Coffee but its a good thing that he leaves a the door open to Alcahol, Cuz he is gonna need it big time. • He would have liked to have been an architect if he were not a politician • As a teenager he took drugs including marijuana and cocaine. I am sure Joe Biden would dissaprove, but hey i'll bet 15-1 odds that he is the most likely prez to smoke a blunt in the white house. • His daughters' ambitions are to go to Yale before becoming an actress (Malia, 10) and to sing and dance (Sasha, 7) • He hates the youth trend for trousers which sag beneath the backside. The American people don't pay him to hate trends. • He repaid his student loan only four years ago after signing his book deal. People actually repay student loans? • His house in Chicago has four fire places. Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot! Atleast all the fireplaces are in one house and not 17. • Daughter Malia's godmother is Jesse Jackson's daughter Santita. Isn't this the guy who wanted to castrate him? • He says his worst habit is constantly checking his BlackBerry. I certainly hope so. • He uses an Apple Mac laptop. Apple just found their new Pitchman. • He drives a Ford Escape Hybrid, having ditched his gas-guzzling Chrysler 300. Practicing what he preaches, I bet Bush drives an Oil rig Hummer 4x4 with Plutoniom alloy rims. • He wears $1,500 (£952) Hart Schaffner Marx suits • He owns four identical pairs of black size 11 shoes • He has his hair cut once a week by his Chicago barber, Zariff, who charges $21 (£13) Let me guess, his barber's name is Zariff, so he is Muslim! • His favourite fictional television programmes are Mash and The Wire • He was given the code name "Renegade" by his Secret Service handlers. His theme song is Renegades by Jay-z and Eminem, once again achieving racial harmony. • He was nicknamed "Bar" by his late grandmother • He plans to install a basketball court in the White House grounds. He should challange Osama to game of hoops, winner takes all! • His favourite artist is Pablo Picasso • His speciality as a cook is chilli. mmm...Presidential Chilli • He has said many of his friends in Indonesia were "street urchins" • He keeps on his desk a carving of a wooden hand holding an egg, a Kenyan symbol of the fragility of life • His late father was a senior economist for the Kenyan government. Now you know a little more about the next leader of the free world courtesy of the Tranceponder. You'll thank me later!

Barack "lightning" Obama: We Hardly Knew Ye...Until Now!

In my Endless Quest for knowledge I have dug up some intersting facts about our President-Elect Barack "lightning" Obama. I have H...

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Barack "lightning" Obama Prevails!

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvqMD1cwOl-a1TxTURfUETzzQHD06_W4lJpoA76-00rr7G21NzztgZALmaIrDTibAgWDz3ELwNstJbUJnLR32DWP6RxeMdfcf5OVmiFarUBs1XaEfVXMFXNXbFsOwSQlNKCwoI4S61OMOn/s1600-h/mlk.bmp"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265208925032446962" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvqMD1cwOl-a1TxTURfUETzzQHD06_W4lJpoA76-00rr7G21NzztgZALmaIrDTibAgWDz3ELwNstJbUJnLR32DWP6RxeMdfcf5OVmiFarUBs1XaEfVXMFXNXbFsOwSQlNKCwoI4S61OMOn/s320/mlk.bmp" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 410px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" /></a> <div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>The Youth Has spoken...let the generational shift begin. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2motGlgvEHLr8moG-v8LBnDnEFM2VYbjqx47bz-ECz9sZDU5LJtXOmwoSKo0MmIfuL13I8ORkeRcR3MGk2lcH9soPlSYHgqD8rtOFErVeS_F68MGdwNBsQ4JWb4-OGanVWIrbQ-cRecis/s1600-h/Snapshot_2008_11_05_00_04_31.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265204224167447442" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2motGlgvEHLr8moG-v8LBnDnEFM2VYbjqx47bz-ECz9sZDU5LJtXOmwoSKo0MmIfuL13I8ORkeRcR3MGk2lcH9soPlSYHgqD8rtOFErVeS_F68MGdwNBsQ4JWb4-OGanVWIrbQ-cRecis/s320/Snapshot_2008_11_05_00_04_31.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 411px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 205px" /></a> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2motGlgvEHLr8moG-v8LBnDnEFM2VYbjqx47bz-ECz9sZDU5LJtXOmwoSKo0MmIfuL13I8ORkeRcR3MGk2lcH9soPlSYHgqD8rtOFErVeS_F68MGdwNBsQ4JWb4-OGanVWIrbQ-cRecis/s1600-h/Snapshot_2008_11_05_00_04_31.jpg"></a> </div><div>Young people (ages 18-29) represented 18 percent of the voters in today’s election, Young voters diverged sharply from the population as a whole, preferring Obama/Biden over McCain/Palin by 68% to 30% in the NEP. This is by far the highest share of the youth vote obtained by any candidate since exit polls began reporting results by age categories in 1976. In past elections from 1976 through 2004, young voters diverged by an average of only 1.8 percentage points from the popular vote as a whole. 2004 had set the previous record for an age gap. My advise to Obama: 1. Legalize Industrial Hemp and encourage Farmers to grow it 2. Decriminalize Marijuana Nationwide 3. Allow Doctor's to Prescribe Medical Marijuana 4. Release all Non-Violent Offenders from the Prison Systems 5. Crack down on White-Collar Crime 6. Make CEOs personally responsible for their companies failures 7. Create Jobs in various renewable energy Fields 8. Make America less despised by the rest of the world 9. Get the Fluck out of Iraq and devote more troops to Afghanistan 10. Abolish the Patriot Act once and for all Piece a cake, No? Also, Here is an interesting piece that discusses how other countries perceive the election of President Obama: <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/0,28757,1856584,00.html">http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/0,28757,1856584,00.html</a></div>