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GOOD WEEK: WEED! Your Super Bowl MVP: Santonio Holmes <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv5CzwMUCsk3dMTcZCsDOJrXt4WD1aU6Nrnvz5paQHBd1DeXTDnCXvH4khaAmDQCF0bZGgZiG6CvzvLFAG7GTOkzD-bc_rJRq3WUKqCOrgsA6k6K2op3Juw66BjFIQpf6XVbjTrs9rOugO/s1600-h/santonio.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298468679284105410" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv5CzwMUCsk3dMTcZCsDOJrXt4WD1aU6Nrnvz5paQHBd1DeXTDnCXvH4khaAmDQCF0bZGgZiG6CvzvLFAG7GTOkzD-bc_rJRq3WUKqCOrgsA6k6K2op3Juw66BjFIQpf6XVbjTrs9rOugO/s200/santonio.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 149px; height: 200px;" /></a> lets take a trip back in our internet delorean to Friday, <a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08298/922557-66.stm?cmpid=sports.xml">October 24, 2008:</a> Pittsburgh police pulled Holmes over in the Hill District and found three marijuana-filled cigars while they were on the lookout for a large stash of drugs in a sport utility vehicle. AND he admitted to smoking weed to the cops! stick to the lie, bro! Exhibit B: World record setting Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps, anyone? Phelps is seen here taking a wicked rip of a ROOR bong! <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEBrpLEvQMQhSGeUwA7n-SeRBLcCsthquTBbf1CI7SnJxTxH_FRpDJvKpaeAYMboEDgOtyp4fAPmgbvyWjGvznPGGDlVmhmyYZcyeLltcpoK7JlEMdk1r-IjZr7sCZRazvM99W4zKtUubU/s1600-h/phelps_516_0102_25518a.large.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298467475649168578" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEBrpLEvQMQhSGeUwA7n-SeRBLcCsthquTBbf1CI7SnJxTxH_FRpDJvKpaeAYMboEDgOtyp4fAPmgbvyWjGvznPGGDlVmhmyYZcyeLltcpoK7JlEMdk1r-IjZr7sCZRazvM99W4zKtUubU/s200/phelps_516_0102_25518a.large.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 200px;" /></a> RooR Bongs: Pure Smoke Kulture! Not only did he win AN Olympic medal, he won like 18 of them! that is like the most ever. Granted its only the Olympics and technically he is an "amateur" and he doesn't even get paid* (Besides the millions in endorsement deals). It counts for something, he just needs a mark spitzstache' <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnM7KMXDzUav5CV-61U1v1VGqyzFQ7XslLK1dwlgYugWKGDL3MGUpHYO2jWlGfw8s0-R3DnJrnrPs67uPWeD8gkE-NtBoI6nJVd8KDj-u4YK8_GBR4hwbnrAXmyBrf67QrHH31Oo2ZXbf-/s1600-h/Mark-Spitz.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298471810216510450" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnM7KMXDzUav5CV-61U1v1VGqyzFQ7XslLK1dwlgYugWKGDL3MGUpHYO2jWlGfw8s0-R3DnJrnrPs67uPWeD8gkE-NtBoI6nJVd8KDj-u4YK8_GBR4hwbnrAXmyBrf67QrHH31Oo2ZXbf-/s200/Mark-Spitz.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 152px;" /></a> Now his sponsors are scared and made him apologize, OH NO Apologize! HEY SPONSORS, if anything this makes him cooler, people barely care about swimming during the Olympics but Weed is infinitely awesome! any of this stuff getting through? But phelpster, remember if you do get dropped by your "wholesome" sponsors, you can always count on ROOR!! BAD WEAK: WAR! As of <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090203/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_us_deaths;_ylt=AgJhFkXQ5YLbV5PGkyNHDUoLewgF">Monday, Feb. 2, 2009</a>, at least 4,237 members of the U.S. military had died in the Iraq war since it began in March 2003, according to an Associated Press count. Ouch! Remember kids: Be a soldier against the war on drugs, you may become a Super Bowl MVP or an Olympic champion, both those monikers are capitalized! can you say velvet rope? Actual war? not as fun.

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GOOD WEEK: WEED! Your Super Bowl MVP: Santonio Holmes lets take a trip back in our internet delorean to Friday, October 24, 2008: Pittsburgh...

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