Classic 911 Calls for Your Enjoyment

They say its only Funny until someone gets hurt, but when they call 911 it becomes hilarious!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T9WiX-Bu5GA&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T9WiX-Bu5GA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Maybe he wanted to shoot her with a tranquilizer gun? At least he is brainstorming ideas, which is more than I can say for the mother...she immediately dialed 911.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DkfHDrPSAH0&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DkfHDrPSAH0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Someone call Animal control, He's eating a tree!<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZlBbw2qZsKg&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZlBbw2qZsKg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Let me get this straight...Your a dude?<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/627Nt6XtY-A&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/627Nt6XtY-A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />This one is fake but I hope that the future brings us more ads that use fake 911 calls.<br /><br />Drum roll Please....And the winner is:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mzdARHcSqWk&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mzdARHcSqWk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Ironically the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup. But, Less Ironically the officer involved in this fiasco was not even fired.<br /><br />Here is a different news cast of the same story:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c0xnc1iLvRQ&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c0xnc1iLvRQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I guess I was absent from my Broadcast Journalism class on the day they taught how to snort while laughing.<br /><br />~G9D<br />Contributing Satirist and Womanizer

Classic 911 Calls for Your Enjoyment

They say its only Funny until someone gets hurt, but when they call 911 it becomes hilarious! Maybe he wanted to shoot her with a tranquiliz...

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