Archive for February 2009

<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Kelloggs</span> recently announced that they won't be renewing their sponsorship deal with Michael Phelps after he was caught smoking the reefer.<br />I Call bullshit on that! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Kelloggs</span> has made billions of dollars from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">stoners</span> eating frosted flakes or rice <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">krispies</span>. So, its <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">ok</span> for their customers to smoke pot but its not <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">ok</span> fro their pitchmen? Shouldn't a pitchman relate to the client base?<br />Well, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Kelloggs</span>, that is a rhetorical question. I am hereby never buying another box of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Kelloggs</span> cereal unless <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Kelloggs</span> either apologizes or rehires Phelps.<br />If you feel that this <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">hypocrisy</span> is outrageous as well, I URGE YOU NOT TO BUY ANY MORE <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">KELLOGGS</span> PRODUCTS!!<br />Post and General Mills, Your in luck boys, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">cuz</span> I love me some cereal after I am done <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">tokin</span>'.<br /><br /><br /><object height="296" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/ImUM5f4oSi-x2pp18eRU8w"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><br /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/ImUM5f4oSi-x2pp18eRU8w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="296"></embed></object><br /><div></div><br /><div>I am not alone on the this one either, Marijuana Policy Project has asked its <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">members</span> to boycott <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Kelloggs</span> as well. </div><div></div><div><a href="https://secure2.convio.net/mpp/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=257">Don't forget to sign the petition!</a></div><br /><div><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">MPP's</span> Rob <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Kampia</span> added the following: </div><br /><div>Kellogg's had no problem signing up Phelps when he had a conviction for drunk driving, an illegal act that could actually have killed someone, to drop him for choosing to relax with a substance that's safer than beer is an outrage, and it sends a dangerous message to young people."<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Kelloggs</span> I certainly hope your stock plummets, Oh wait, it did! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">HAHA</span>!!</div><br /><div><a href="http://finapps.forbes.com/finapps/jsp/finance/compinfo/CIAtAGlance.jsp?tkr=K&tab=searchtabquotes">Its down another 62 cents as of Feb.12<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">th</span></a></div><br /><div></div><div>The most ridiculous part of this story is that the South Carolina <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Sheriff</span> who <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">presides</span> over <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Richland</span> county, the alleged county where Phelps took a bong hit, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/swimming/news/story?id=3901721">is looking to press charges.</a> What the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">FLUCK</span>????</div><br /><div>Are you kidding me, some hick <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">sheriff</span> is pissed because a celebrity smoked pot in his jurisdiction, this guy needs to be taken out to the woodshed and beaten severely!!</div><br /><div>How can a county prosecute someone for smoking weed more than three months ago? That doesn't even make legal sense, isn't there a statute of limitations and how can they even prove he actually had <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">possession</span> of anything? </div><br /><div>Let me just put it out there, Sheriff Leon Lott, you are a Grade A Moron and the reason people dislike cops, please do society a favor and go kill yourself and stop making the rest of the human race look like idiots.</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnxUvfDalyKFK6QI-WrONMIiG9A72lyx3A2gacarjpoXdi8nB0UdrF4Ve7E1ARp-q4BAFaK1604ORjn26ascp2sm94XxqAwT6crp9W8PLp4lc4ZKBMJQ-yjiOB3NFuv5VbFsa4JTjd8Lls/s1600-h/SHERIFF_LEON_LOTT.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301958893202200706" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnxUvfDalyKFK6QI-WrONMIiG9A72lyx3A2gacarjpoXdi8nB0UdrF4Ve7E1ARp-q4BAFaK1604ORjn26ascp2sm94XxqAwT6crp9W8PLp4lc4ZKBMJQ-yjiOB3NFuv5VbFsa4JTjd8Lls/s200/SHERIFF_LEON_LOTT.jpg" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; width: 131px; height: 200px;" /></a><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>And while we are in a boycotting mood, I also urge everyone to boycott South Carolina for electing this <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">NOOB</span>! Don't <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">plan</span> any trips to South Carolina and don't buy products produced in S. Carolina. This shouldn't be too hard, just don't visit S. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">carolina</span> and don't buy <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">spittoons</span> made in S. Carolina (what else can they possibly manufacture). </div><div></div><div>While I'm here, A-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">roid</span> is liar, Chris Brown is a wife beater and Brett <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">Favre</span> might actually be retiring for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">reals</span> this time. </div>

Boycott Kelloggs

Kelloggs recently announced that they won't be renewing their sponsorship deal with Michael Phelps after he was caught smoking the reef...

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GOOD WEEK:<br /><br />WEED!<br /><br /><br />Your Super Bowl MVP: Santonio Holmes<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv5CzwMUCsk3dMTcZCsDOJrXt4WD1aU6Nrnvz5paQHBd1DeXTDnCXvH4khaAmDQCF0bZGgZiG6CvzvLFAG7GTOkzD-bc_rJRq3WUKqCOrgsA6k6K2op3Juw66BjFIQpf6XVbjTrs9rOugO/s1600-h/santonio.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298468679284105410" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjv5CzwMUCsk3dMTcZCsDOJrXt4WD1aU6Nrnvz5paQHBd1DeXTDnCXvH4khaAmDQCF0bZGgZiG6CvzvLFAG7GTOkzD-bc_rJRq3WUKqCOrgsA6k6K2op3Juw66BjFIQpf6XVbjTrs9rOugO/s200/santonio.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 149px; height: 200px;" /></a><br /><br />lets take a trip back in our internet delorean to Friday, <a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08298/922557-66.stm?cmpid=sports.xml">October 24, 2008:</a><br /><br />Pittsburgh police pulled Holmes over in the Hill District and found three marijuana-filled cigars while they were on the lookout for a large stash of drugs in a sport utility vehicle.<br /><br />AND he admitted to smoking weed to the cops! stick to the lie, bro!<br /><br /><br />Exhibit B:<br /><br />World record setting Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps, anyone?<br /><br />Phelps is seen here taking a wicked rip of a ROOR bong!<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEBrpLEvQMQhSGeUwA7n-SeRBLcCsthquTBbf1CI7SnJxTxH_FRpDJvKpaeAYMboEDgOtyp4fAPmgbvyWjGvznPGGDlVmhmyYZcyeLltcpoK7JlEMdk1r-IjZr7sCZRazvM99W4zKtUubU/s1600-h/phelps_516_0102_25518a.large.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298467475649168578" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEBrpLEvQMQhSGeUwA7n-SeRBLcCsthquTBbf1CI7SnJxTxH_FRpDJvKpaeAYMboEDgOtyp4fAPmgbvyWjGvznPGGDlVmhmyYZcyeLltcpoK7JlEMdk1r-IjZr7sCZRazvM99W4zKtUubU/s200/phelps_516_0102_25518a.large.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 200px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />RooR Bongs: Pure Smoke Kulture!<br /><br />Not only did he win AN Olympic medal, he won like 18 of them! that is like the most ever. Granted its only the Olympics and technically he is an "amateur" and he doesn't even get paid* (Besides the millions in endorsement deals). It counts for something, he just needs a mark spitzstache'<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnM7KMXDzUav5CV-61U1v1VGqyzFQ7XslLK1dwlgYugWKGDL3MGUpHYO2jWlGfw8s0-R3DnJrnrPs67uPWeD8gkE-NtBoI6nJVd8KDj-u4YK8_GBR4hwbnrAXmyBrf67QrHH31Oo2ZXbf-/s1600-h/Mark-Spitz.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298471810216510450" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnM7KMXDzUav5CV-61U1v1VGqyzFQ7XslLK1dwlgYugWKGDL3MGUpHYO2jWlGfw8s0-R3DnJrnrPs67uPWeD8gkE-NtBoI6nJVd8KDj-u4YK8_GBR4hwbnrAXmyBrf67QrHH31Oo2ZXbf-/s200/Mark-Spitz.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 152px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Now his sponsors are scared and made him apologize, OH NO Apologize!<br />HEY SPONSORS, if anything this makes him cooler, people barely care about swimming during the Olympics but Weed is infinitely awesome! any of this stuff getting through?<br />But phelpster, remember if you do get dropped by your "wholesome" sponsors, you can always count on ROOR!!<br /><br /><br />BAD WEAK:<br /><br />WAR!<br /><br />As of <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090203/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_us_deaths;_ylt=AgJhFkXQ5YLbV5PGkyNHDUoLewgF">Monday, Feb. 2, 2009</a>, at least 4,237 members of the U.S. military had died in the Iraq war since it began in March 2003, according to an Associated Press count.<br />Ouch!<br /><br />Remember kids:<br />Be a soldier against the war on drugs, you may become a Super Bowl MVP or an Olympic champion, both those monikers are capitalized! can you say velvet rope?<br /><br />Actual war? not as fun.

Good Week Vs. Bad Weak

GOOD WEEK: WEED! Your Super Bowl MVP: Santonio Holmes lets take a trip back in our internet delorean to Friday, October 24, 2008: Pittsburgh...

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