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For a lot of you out there, you will have no idea what I'm on about because most of you wouldn't have ever seen this commercial. In fact, it's so new i couldn't find you guys a YouTube example. Anyways, KIA claims that after all these years the quality of their cars somehow improved. And maybe it did but i don't know anyone with a fucking KIA. They claim they are outselling Mazda and Lexus. Yea right! I don't know who does their statistics but they might want to have some other company re-do those numbers. The balls on these KIA execs. I know (and this is off the top of my head) 7 people with Lexus brand vehicles. KIA... ZERO! Same for Mazda. So shut the fuck up KIA and stop making ridiculous claims. This is America not Korea. These fact don't apply for this market.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
KIA Motors claim
For a lot of you out there, you will have no idea what I'm on about because most of you wouldn't have ever seen this commercial. In fact, it's so new i couldn't find you guys a YouTube example. Anyways, KIA claims that after all these years the quality of their cars somehow improved. And maybe it did but i don't know anyone with a fucking KIA. They claim they are outselling Mazda and Lexus. Yea right! I don't know who does their statistics but they might want to have some other company re-do those numbers. The balls on these KIA execs. I know (and this is off the top of my head) 7 people with Lexus brand vehicles. KIA... ZERO! Same for Mazda. So shut the fuck up KIA and stop making ridiculous claims. This is America not Korea. These fact don't apply for this market.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Advertising Symposium: What the F*&%?
Sorry for the prolonged break...Things are kinda Hectic! Layoff me!
Apparently a Cuban Ob-Gyn industry lost a real gem when this guy defected:
$0.99 for a kids' meal and a Trapezoid ass...count me in:
Some yardwork is best left to Mexicans, this ain't it:
Last but certainly not least, Sasha Baron Cohen is back with his latest sensation, Bruno:
That's all Folks!!!
Apparently a Cuban Ob-Gyn industry lost a real gem when this guy defected:
$0.99 for a kids' meal and a Trapezoid ass...count me in:
Some yardwork is best left to Mexicans, this ain't it:
Last but certainly not least, Sasha Baron Cohen is back with his latest sensation, Bruno:
That's all Folks!!!
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Sports Update and Basic Cable Personality Wars rage on!
It has been awhile, Lets catch up to some of the happenings in the world of sports:
But, Even with 18 Million bucks, He is still a loser!!
Celtics after acquiring Marbury: 3-3
Moving on.....
In the World Baseball Classic, The Neatherlands beats the powerhouse Dominican Republic team not once but TWICE!!!
Bonus Pic of the Week:
It all culminates tonight when Jim Cramer from Mad Money visits Jon Stewart on the Daily Show. If this doesn't kick the Nasdaq into gear, I don't know what will.
Stephan Marbury Update: He was released by the Knicks in late februaury after a prolonged Buyout negotiation. Considering that he still got 18 Million Doll-Hairs, it should not have been that long. I would love to meet the genius arbitrationg that negotiaition. Here's how it probably went:
Knicks Arbitrator: The Knicks will agree to pay Marbury 18 Million to go be a disruptive team cancer elsewhere, preferebly a rival city like Boston.
Marbury (acting as his own agent): Wooohoooo! I Screwed over my hometown team and still got paid. Now I am off to hated rival Boston, so I can be Starbury once again!
Knicks Arbitrator: Suckers! (Under his breathe)
(This has been a dramitization)
But, Even with 18 Million bucks, He is still a loser!!
His nickname should have been Suckbury, not Starbury.
The Proof is in the poorly constructed sneakers:
Celtics before Marbury: Defending NBA Champions 2008-09 Record: 46-13
Celtics after acquiring Marbury: 3-3
Marbury's Stats in his first six games:
7-27 FGs, 0-5 from 3 point land, 15 assists, 12 turnovers and 9 Personal Fouls. Hall of Fame numbers right there. My prediction is that the Knicks beat the Celtics in the first round of the NBA playoffs 4 Games to 3 and Isiah "the false prophet" Thomas emerges to take credit for masterminding the whole operation. Mwuhaaahaaa
Moving on.....
In the World Baseball Classic, The Neatherlands beats the powerhouse Dominican Republic team not once but TWICE!!!
Looking at thier rosters: The Dominican team is full of Major Leagers and Superstars like Jose Reyes, Hanley Ramirez, Miguel Tejada and David Ortiz.
The Dutch are flanked by Sidney "too drunk to pitch" Ponson, some guy named VandenHurk and Randall Simon of the Newark Bears.
All this proves is that Smokin' Weed makes you better at baseball too. So far weed has locked down Swimming (Michael Phelps), Football (Santonio Holmes) and now Baseball. No wonder California wants to legalize it!
Bonus Pic of the Week:
These Kids are our only Hope in a world doomed by the Emo-Pop revolution. Keep Fighting the good Fight! Say NO to Hemo (homo+emo=Hemo) culture.
Bonus Clip of the Week:
A follow up to the Jon Stewart Vs. CNBC story from earlier this Month. It is now apparently a full-fledged Anchor War according to some News Networks that shall remain nameless. Here is a clip from last night's Daily Show:
It all culminates tonight when Jim Cramer from Mad Money visits Jon Stewart on the Daily Show. If this doesn't kick the Nasdaq into gear, I don't know what will.
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