The Olympics kick off on August 8th and I feel that it is my duty to save everyone some time and outline what is really important in this International Spectacle of Competition and Camaraderie...Which Olympian would I rather nail? Lets take a peek:

Coming in at lucky number 13:

Not a bad way to kick things off, Alexandra Orlando is a Rhythmic Gymnast from Toronto, Canada. (I am going to take this time to unnecessarily point out that this list is going to be Gymnast heavy...for OBVIOUS reasons.)

Number 12:

Lauren Jackson plays Basketball for the Aussies and the Seattle Storm of the WNBA...Sonics who?

Number 11:

Christine Arron is a French Track and Field Star.

Number 10:

Katy Livingston resides in Bath, England and participates in the Modern Pentathlon.

Number 9:

Alyona Bonderenko, She is a smokin' hot Ukrainian Tennis Player and she has a twin sister named Kateryna...nice!

Number 8:

Ain't NOTHIN' sexier than a chick with a gun, unless its Asian twins with guns, but you knew that. Thet's Katerina (Kurkova) Emmons of the Czech Republic, she competes in 10M air rifle.

Number 7:

This Leather-Clad Siren is Jelena Jankovic, she plays Tennis for Serbia.

Number 6:

Almudena Cid of Spain is a Gymnast and she definitely deserves a Gold medal for this position. You can find a few more choice cuts here and here.

Number 5:

Jenny Adams of the USA is competing in the 100M hurdles and the Long Jump, she has the distinction of being the first American on our list.

Number 4:

Heather Mitts of US Soccer team...I wouldn't mind getting my mitts on her...and even the crickets are silent. Now, She is what I call a SMILF!

Number 3:

Ana Ivanovic, Serbian Tennis Player, She is ranked #1 in the world in Tennis, but an even bigger distinction is being ranked #3 on this prestigious list. Put that on your resume and quote it!

Number 2:

American Swimmer Amanda Beard, guess what her event is? That's right, the Breast Stroke! For more information on her um...breast stroke, check out the July 2007 issue of playboy.

Drum roll Please...
And your winners are: Its a very sexy draw

The American Volleyball Duo of Misty May and Kerri Walsh. They won the Gold Medal in 2004 in Athens and are heavy favorites this year as well. Plus, they love to hug as illustrated here, here and especially here.

Maria Sharapova is a Russian Tennis Goddess, nuff said! I have linked some of my favorite pictures of her here and here. (Viewer indiscretion advised)



  1. yo, how is number 9 is front of 11 & 12. trhey are much better looking than number 9, who looks like she just got over a slight addiction to meth.

  2. Maybe im into the meth-sheek look. Missing teeth provide for some ruthless toothless dome.
    DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!

  3. This is a great article on this same topic! Plus, the spin-off is hilarious.