Wow! Bold step, The letter "L" is no longer curled. So, this is what Roger Goodell is working when he is suspending Players for off the Field misconduct and not suspending coaches for on the Field misconduct. And how is less stars an upgrade? Wouldn't more stars make more sense? If I am not mistaken, there are more teams now.
In a fascinating development, The NFL will investigate weather NFL players are flashing gang signs on the feild. Uhoh! get me Dragnet. Gang Unit, off course. Really? Is The NFL is like a bunch of Millionairre Gangstas? Highly Ulikely, but judge for yourself:http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=afp-amfootnflgangs&prov=afp&type=lgns
AFC EAST
The New England Patriots tried not cheating during the super bowl and the result was a loss to a team that played with guts. The pats are taking a step backwards this season, Ellis Hobbs is their top corner...need I say more? A jar of mayo from a lousy SEC team (Vanderbilt) is not going to make their Linebackers that much better or younger for that matter. Belichick needs to cheat again but knows that the next time he gets caught, Goodell is going to go bezerk on him for tarnishing the leagues reputation.
With all that said the Bills, Dolphins, and Jets all belong in NCAA Div. II football and none of them will even sniff the division title and none of them will make the playoffs. In reality, it is extremely unfair that the Patriots are in this division because they get 6 automatic wins practically every year.
The Jets will be in contention for a wild card berth toward the end of the season but without a true number one quarterback in the fold, I don’t foresee them getting into the playoffs when things are all said and done. The AFC is a loaded division and the Jets could be starting Erik Ainge by mid-season.
His uncle Danny Ainge led the Boston Celtics to the NBA title, but he had a significant assist from Kevin McHale and unfortunately Erik does not have the same connections. Erik Ainge is just hoping fellow Tennessee University Alum Peyton Manning gives him a free lesson in how to snag Advertising deals.
1. New England Patriots
2. New York Jets
3. Buffalo Bills
4. Miami Dolphins
The Patriots win the Division. The Jets make a valiant run but come up short. The Bills sellout the Rogers Centre in Toronto and in a few years they will be the Toronto Meese (or Mooses?) Bill Parcells is prepetually Pissed and puts a hit out on Bill Belichick, I hope that hoodie of his is bulletproof because you cannot cheat death, no matter how many signals you steal.
NFC EAST
The Super Bowl Champion Giants (that feels good to write) had arguable the best draft in all of the NFL, acquiring an NFL ready safety in Kenny Phillips and a potentially explosive Wide Receiver in Manningham. Manningham would have been a late 1st round pick had he not gotten caught smoking some cheeba and then admitted to it during the NFL combine.
Getting rid of Tight End Jeremy Shockey adds to the chemistry of this team. Kevin Boss now will be the Starting TE without having the pressure of competing with a more skilled offensive player. Strahan’s retirement allows Justin tuck to start and will give them a very young defense with excellent leadership by way of veteran MLB Antonio pierce and 7 other starters have super bowl experience, which is immeasurable. The Cowboys are like a powder keg...I foresee Adam “Pacman” Jones sleeping with Jessica Simpson and making it "rain" all over her. Terrell Owens will then begin crying
and stammering on about how Romo is his “quarterback” and it is not his fault that he cannot cut it in the Bedroom. Pacman will respond by assaulting strippers and paralyzing former professional wrestlers…residents of Dallas beware. Tony Homo and TO will soon become life partners, I think the ceremony might happen on Nov. 23 with the San Francisco 49ers in town. Now that is an original halftime show, too bad it’s not a road game, the bay area crowd would have eaten that up. If you would like to read Drew Bledsoe’s opinion of Tony Homo, I encourage you to visit http://www.tonyhomo.blogspot.com/The Washington Redskins Just
acquired Pro Bowl DE Jason Taylor from Miami, less than a season after Pro Bowl Safety Sean Taylor was killed in his Miami home. A little ominous don’t you think? (They have the same Surname and both spend significant time in Miami) It seems to me that this might be a negative career move for twinkle toes. As biggie once said, “Miami, DC prefer Versace” and what can be more classy than Dancing with the Stars?
As for the Eagles, they don’t have any receivers that can even be considered mediocre and Coach Andy Reid’s two sons are in jail for popping too many pills. Asante Samuel signed for the money according to Patriots WR Wes Welker and has no interest in winning. That may not bode too well for the eagles, but in Samuel’s defense he has two Super Bowl rings and Welker has none. So, maybe Samuels just left the Pats because he was tired of cheating and wanted to win legitimately. If that is the case then the Eagles will be a tough team to Pass Efficiently against but you can still run it down their throats and use Tight Ends effectively.1. Dallas Cowboys
2. New York Giants
3. Philadelphia Eagles
4. Washington Redskins
Even with Tony Homo’s gay escapades, the Cowboys will probably win the division in order for them to continue their long standing tradition of choking in the playoffs.The Giants will make the Playoffs via the Wild Card and the Eagles will be in contention until late in the season.
Up Next: AFC North and NFC North
~G9D Contributing Satirist and Womanizer
But the patriots will never have a perfect season again BECAUSE BILL BELLACHIK IS A LOH
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ReplyDeleteBillichik is NOT a loh. in fact in my eyes he's a coach with balls. Noone else has the balls to use such dirty tricks.
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