The Beijing Olympics: A Potpourri of Visual Delights (The Real Closing Ceremonies)!

As many of you know the 2008 Olympics ended in grand fashion this past weekend. And I believe that they taught us all a lot. For Example, The Chinese love censorship and that the Americans are once again kings of the Basketball World. But there was also a lot of things that occurred at the Olympics that were not shown to the masses. As a servant of the people I will now attempt to display some of the "events" that NBC failed to televise.
These are the REAL Closing Ceremonies!

The story of the 2008 Olympics told through art of Photography:










Is this Russian High Jumper High or something?













I am sure the Chinese have a Cure for that, Right?











Its only funny until somebody gets hurt...then its Hilarious!












My Money is on the Fat Guy!












Would you feel better if I rub one out on you...I mean rub out the cramp for you.












Note to Self: Don't go Binge drinking before a marathon.












I guess all the cubby holes were taken.











Look Ma...No Hands!











Sandy Snatch enjoys a day at the beach.











So, I sez to myself, what would Mike Tyson do in this situation?











The Green matches my Taint.












Nothing says World Unity like hot Asian chicks and I must add that those are some very happy drunken Dutchmen!

I am a little short on rent this month, can I live in between you two?

You think their toes are curled now, wait till I am through with them!

The Brazilians Wax lives up to its name once again! On a side note, I would gladly eat paella out of both of their butt cracks!

She is either taking a dump or trying to add wind Resistance in hopes of sabotaging her team. Oh, those crazy Germans...Das Dumper!!!

If you had a Greek Water Polo player in "The Exposed Titty Office Pool" then congrats to you sir or madam.