It may come as no surprise to the rest of the country, but New Yorkers have a very New York Centric view of the country. Rightfully so because we are the Financial/Entertainment/Sports/Fashion Capital of the World. We also pay a premium to reside here and call ourselves New Yorkers, so it all breaks even in the End. Well, Not really because 85% of the country is in the Boonies and NYC has it all. Try finding a Deli in Alabama at 2 in the morning, Go ahead I dare you. NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
This is why I am going to simplify the U.S. Map, 50 states...Hog wash...that is what I like to call massive overkill. Most 4th graders don't even know what state they live in, how can they possibly remember 49 others?
Here is a map any dolt could understand, I propose congress consider making the appropriate changes, so that we can simplify our government and raise geography test scores all in one foul swoop.






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1 comments:

  1. HA-HA or oh-oh?
    it is funny thou..
    maybe because I am a newyorker...

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