Sexual Positions and Sports: A Practice in Metaphorical Comparison

Asking a real man what’s your favorite sport is like asking a man what his favorite sexual position is. We like them all! But some are preferred over others for example:

Golf is like getting a blow job because there is very little actual athletic activity and rich white guys love it.

Baseball is like the missionary position, its steady and reliable. Nothing fancy but it keeps a good pace and gets the job done.

Football is like doggy style, cuz it’s action Packed and some one is bound to get sacked.

Hockey is like the Knees on Chest Position cuz there’s a lot of checking and there is a significant possibility it will result in a shoot-out.

Basketball is like the reverse cowgirl, cuz you need to be the floor general and hit your jump shots.

Finally…Anal is like professional wrestling because the moves are real but the outcome is predetermined. Plus, the girl needs to be drunk to enjoy it…usually.