Montauk Mystery Monster Update

I have posted some new photos of the “Montauk Mystery Monster,” which washed up on a beach in Montauk. These photos are Courtesy of Christina Pampalone.

The Viral marketing and Hoax theories have been more or less debunked. One thing that we know is that it is real, but WHAT THE FLUCK IS IT?!?!?

Here is a story on the creature from Newsday:
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/ny-lijoy0801,0,4559694.column

There are also reports that this creature was seen on other beaches in Long Island.

And for all those conspiracy theorists out there, apparently there is USDA (United States Department of Agriculture) testing facility not far from where the creature was found.

The facility is located on Plum Island, off the northeast coast of Long Island in New York state. The center is comprised of 70 buildings (many of them dilapidated) on 840 acres. (Aerial photo on the left)
Plum Island has its own fire department, power plant, and water treatment plant. No wildlife exists on the island; deer which swim onto the island are killed, along with every other animal that leaves the island.

Could this creature be a victim of a some Government testing? Is the US Gov't trying to splice K9 and Pig DNA? Has Military recruitment gotten to a point where the US Gov't is forced to create an army of genetically engineered Warthogs to fight the war on human rights(whoops)...I mean terror.

I would not put anything past the US Department of Home Land Security which just happens to be in charge of the USDA. We all know how much the Bush Administration loves to own up to its mistakes (according to them, they have a spotless record). What makes you think that the USDA would admit they messed with nature and screwed up? If we learned anything over the last 7 plus years its that they would just try to cover it up by chucking these poor creatures into the Long Island Sound, no matter the consequences.

....Or does South Park, Once again hold the key to solving one of the many mysteries of life?(they have a better track record than the US Gov't)

....Or it could be a Monotreme previously thought to be extinct and previously suggested on this very website:

http://tranceponder.blogspot.com/2008/07/montauk-mystery-monster.html

How ever this mystery ends up unraveling, remember who broke the story first.

Your local Investigatory Journalists at the Tranceponder.

~G9D, Contributing Satirist and Womanizer