The Beijing Olympics: A Potpourri of Visual Delights (The Real Closing Ceremonies)!

As many of you know the 2008 Olympics ended in grand fashion this past weekend. And I believe that they taught us all a lot. For Example, The Chinese love censorship and that the Americans are once again kings of the Basketball World. But there was also a lot of things that occurred at the Olympics that were not shown to the masses. As a servant of the people I will now attempt to display some of the "events" that NBC failed to televise.<br />These are the <em>REAL</em> Closing Ceremonies!<br /><br />The story of the 2008 Olympics told through art of Photography:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnuqSJcFLD3EmoFNTEa0QjAbPQngL9R0VaTvddj8BKeUtPfD6bwpgpytJ3km1-LfJrcfgZ4TeB6Q_4kMhIgKQy2C6avkjYu13eHm9xUefNYqW94dJ6vuM9FcoEMVOygNzB27q1nH4I0fGv/s1600-h/BesteBilder177_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613906778763458" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnuqSJcFLD3EmoFNTEa0QjAbPQngL9R0VaTvddj8BKeUtPfD6bwpgpytJ3km1-LfJrcfgZ4TeB6Q_4kMhIgKQy2C6avkjYu13eHm9xUefNYqW94dJ6vuM9FcoEMVOygNzB27q1nH4I0fGv/s320/BesteBilder177_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="419" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Is this Russian High Jumper High or something?<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgnCBldtsRAOe1Mrol9X2CtqdP47yGNrKdJKPlFrQR_tSBDwqoqgMaDReKFvjPXtBmRBB2V4eCQhR5ulTX3CATksYdHH-rhdGiphVE_QPGNOn2kgOrHLgygEZtRpldtLkpWw2g2CMNOwS3/s1600-h/BesteBilder74_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613109668958370" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgnCBldtsRAOe1Mrol9X2CtqdP47yGNrKdJKPlFrQR_tSBDwqoqgMaDReKFvjPXtBmRBB2V4eCQhR5ulTX3CATksYdHH-rhdGiphVE_QPGNOn2kgOrHLgygEZtRpldtLkpWw2g2CMNOwS3/s320/BesteBilder74_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="399" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I am sure the Chinese have a Cure for that, Right?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz5mDVYMArf_L_95RS7AkZfmfByDmZvmBMYmPltmmD4NSlEfQuOmqumshyphenhyphen5LCJDT0V36nhvs_n950K9RnQN9z5JIQLPNP9WrnC6S_M4qpB1LiHfMPjWBQxnEw6zarU-flxNQ9gfde9P9G9/s1600-h/BesteBilder178_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613910537507122" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz5mDVYMArf_L_95RS7AkZfmfByDmZvmBMYmPltmmD4NSlEfQuOmqumshyphenhyphen5LCJDT0V36nhvs_n950K9RnQN9z5JIQLPNP9WrnC6S_M4qpB1LiHfMPjWBQxnEw6zarU-flxNQ9gfde9P9G9/s320/BesteBilder178_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="395" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Its only funny until somebody gets hurt...then its Hilarious!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuX-hlVsLncCn1rj8mIVxrvUvlafhFwGd4tfSWpy5Q6Yahk6t3paMVmHBOKkYhNGqPNyG0r8dYOBN4aVpKQGJiguImNjLB2bGF1t67YHOgKYjjLqOd3HizvNc1tNddwDq0zi_SDQDh7LEO/s1600-h/BesteBilder116_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613504935259362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuX-hlVsLncCn1rj8mIVxrvUvlafhFwGd4tfSWpy5Q6Yahk6t3paMVmHBOKkYhNGqPNyG0r8dYOBN4aVpKQGJiguImNjLB2bGF1t67YHOgKYjjLqOd3HizvNc1tNddwDq0zi_SDQDh7LEO/s320/BesteBilder116_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="392" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />My Money is on the Fat Guy!<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijUVJlsu40tBAPa8pGFaDqc0YSkF0dvU4nF-vzZhhu6EPyHjqqcmGs2j83vJx6xwyOox0qE90ov2h9WZj8fpo03jFY3IjybehL3hsius45B2qi1sXXKNe-sFt9BgHo-Otxp6J1MJDnZbFP/s1600-h/BesteBilder120_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613506949283650" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijUVJlsu40tBAPa8pGFaDqc0YSkF0dvU4nF-vzZhhu6EPyHjqqcmGs2j83vJx6xwyOox0qE90ov2h9WZj8fpo03jFY3IjybehL3hsius45B2qi1sXXKNe-sFt9BgHo-Otxp6J1MJDnZbFP/s320/BesteBilder120_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="385" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Would you feel better if I rub one out on you...I mean rub out the cramp for you.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTw4tXXPbrwRO5CU6TKRjx1jPrji24BrGuunsnvVX2vXDSFSla-NtQXUcEQj_T9bIPCt-eez3W_X7dbyPqulZNS5d-PUR1WDHATicfZuvTzsx3pLkW6kdCwdbI6bX478bg0tNpbsoP3LmY/s1600-h/BesteBilder126_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613511841280850" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTw4tXXPbrwRO5CU6TKRjx1jPrji24BrGuunsnvVX2vXDSFSla-NtQXUcEQj_T9bIPCt-eez3W_X7dbyPqulZNS5d-PUR1WDHATicfZuvTzsx3pLkW6kdCwdbI6bX478bg0tNpbsoP3LmY/s320/BesteBilder126_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="381" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Note to Self: Don't go Binge drinking before a marathon.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiefe8xLzjSWit78wZBecW4wr0Q-21W8yff0w2AuCg7OX0pdivnTMEIoOEcOHU2xlqbQfRxQAzM-El-BibypeHf5YlUJQSRnwbxAbaIX-017L9_HYie9hIpXadQ5fiankIulzb_7XwWWf_P/s1600-h/BesteBilder80_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613502092271314" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiefe8xLzjSWit78wZBecW4wr0Q-21W8yff0w2AuCg7OX0pdivnTMEIoOEcOHU2xlqbQfRxQAzM-El-BibypeHf5YlUJQSRnwbxAbaIX-017L9_HYie9hIpXadQ5fiankIulzb_7XwWWf_P/s320/BesteBilder80_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 385px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" width="398" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I guess all the cubby holes were taken.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiQ3T46SO5clln0hcCUZBWo0oDLw4d4X4e-L86SfCPmswk2UU6z2FYt0pLQLWqFQT1NsIY5RA4zvBr_fZxx9ytvvjV-KCvkM7Vi9V9tV338103hHyInVGm2dbCJQtUjuoOvz0SweFyMBYs/s1600-h/BesteBilder132_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613739995287010" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiQ3T46SO5clln0hcCUZBWo0oDLw4d4X4e-L86SfCPmswk2UU6z2FYt0pLQLWqFQT1NsIY5RA4zvBr_fZxx9ytvvjV-KCvkM7Vi9V9tV338103hHyInVGm2dbCJQtUjuoOvz0SweFyMBYs/s320/BesteBilder132_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="377" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Look Ma...No Hands!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEbsaQ2lN7XZ93YRioQXCuML1R9Hliueo3FeEzY6Tiu9Dd0uBtIruAWgBNiEzus8Mk7E9NUxCEesYcXHoo87i0A7FW9qvf7DiPghfPpLVVfBjixmZC1FrJjMxoKSNdsBOCPzQG75rJ7iAs/s1600-h/BesteBilder58_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613108351685794" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEbsaQ2lN7XZ93YRioQXCuML1R9Hliueo3FeEzY6Tiu9Dd0uBtIruAWgBNiEzus8Mk7E9NUxCEesYcXHoo87i0A7FW9qvf7DiPghfPpLVVfBjixmZC1FrJjMxoKSNdsBOCPzQG75rJ7iAs/s320/BesteBilder58_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="374" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Sandy Snatch enjoys a day at the beach.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXGTnZSCo-V71MyLlNohNjNyQjq4hysfbdr0Ka74z25s6kOMzuOSAzCHuUwGK4WhyzJwis2o7b2a9PJcrFwxTntO17rBZjjgG9INbBFRT7mzkA3eX3ZXa-rLRmVyCjNjzZ_N7btzulI3Ht/s1600-h/BesteBilder95_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613500694999362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXGTnZSCo-V71MyLlNohNjNyQjq4hysfbdr0Ka74z25s6kOMzuOSAzCHuUwGK4WhyzJwis2o7b2a9PJcrFwxTntO17rBZjjgG9INbBFRT7mzkA3eX3ZXa-rLRmVyCjNjzZ_N7btzulI3Ht/s320/BesteBilder95_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="370" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />So, I sez to myself, what would Mike Tyson do in this situation?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvFRImablP9fAL3PpfRjhd8O9bluEd2dNHTdO2-YHB3Aft7Ls-p2rxlCY04fI8IyEZ0ImFIwlv1iWA6VCXVTPRj7FxFVKtUwbl0rGLtymlwkVeLXh2ZbQBNoYqyzspoFSYgsATY2tgDumc/s1600-h/BesteBilder175_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613749676735074" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvFRImablP9fAL3PpfRjhd8O9bluEd2dNHTdO2-YHB3Aft7Ls-p2rxlCY04fI8IyEZ0ImFIwlv1iWA6VCXVTPRj7FxFVKtUwbl0rGLtymlwkVeLXh2ZbQBNoYqyzspoFSYgsATY2tgDumc/s320/BesteBilder175_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="367" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Green matches my Taint.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguXFeGF3hwB_j8jmfgzALee-zkyAzK8Dg5JuYMhWqw8gWWzHzRQ6f0Vt9JuJ4WZT4mlmdTH4hrFaDEuIHdCrC0QUxHWZCJg6iwunyzgU3PnMkJxThhA-Fgj0NF2Zf2u8jgb4QSVIc3eL6w/s1600-h/BesteBilder151_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613743168834578" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguXFeGF3hwB_j8jmfgzALee-zkyAzK8Dg5JuYMhWqw8gWWzHzRQ6f0Vt9JuJ4WZT4mlmdTH4hrFaDEuIHdCrC0QUxHWZCJg6iwunyzgU3PnMkJxThhA-Fgj0NF2Zf2u8jgb4QSVIc3eL6w/s320/BesteBilder151_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 376px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" width="384" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Nothing says World Unity like hot Asian chicks and I must add that those are some very happy drunken Dutchmen!<br /><br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaGtM3cSv5MH2uiMqixa0aIwEz6ePnnbpy6b8oS3Bmv1Q9GAEF7h9qVK9zZDX_oU6jvcp3KX-Hue92ypcyya5cJTowXjUWYlFuHX3gR9hg-cc0VjzlaMgdWv7mjgUbn33Wr5cBGN166MYK/s1600-h/BesteBilder155_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="242" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613745828909922" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaGtM3cSv5MH2uiMqixa0aIwEz6ePnnbpy6b8oS3Bmv1Q9GAEF7h9qVK9zZDX_oU6jvcp3KX-Hue92ypcyya5cJTowXjUWYlFuHX3gR9hg-cc0VjzlaMgdWv7mjgUbn33Wr5cBGN166MYK/s320/BesteBilder155_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 404px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 261px" width="320" /></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I am a little short on rent this month, can I live in between you two?</p><p></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmEn3u44jsfsoEMBfECVcfNvJ2d_qB9BZjwgjmNHPfPhdRvyFe5RDP4U6nh8i9W2a3GvlFAIwKML4u2ADtshw-YgFtCKrHhfpFUNFiVbBJTv_SCeQWrfKKYR-Rj2Prd_Jv_HvSw1nDk0W_/s1600-h/BesteBilder157_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="242" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613749978373362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmEn3u44jsfsoEMBfECVcfNvJ2d_qB9BZjwgjmNHPfPhdRvyFe5RDP4U6nh8i9W2a3GvlFAIwKML4u2ADtshw-YgFtCKrHhfpFUNFiVbBJTv_SCeQWrfKKYR-Rj2Prd_Jv_HvSw1nDk0W_/s320/BesteBilder157_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 419px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 261px" width="320" /></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>You think their toes are curled now, wait till I am through with them!</p><p></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyMrfGsFS-1PIo1YAA_sikXj0roGtWPQD7fw-wOpqHD3Jy6gdZZllIbDhZR_bY-VvGxnWBsPBE9y3ZjsLXMN0PU7K43Fm4bvWkgflUy26Ez_B70ABo0BJ9_fEmtLvZ5XOe6YdJgh6hapoj/s1600-h/BesteBilder38_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="245" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613101601676130" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyMrfGsFS-1PIo1YAA_sikXj0roGtWPQD7fw-wOpqHD3Jy6gdZZllIbDhZR_bY-VvGxnWBsPBE9y3ZjsLXMN0PU7K43Fm4bvWkgflUy26Ez_B70ABo0BJ9_fEmtLvZ5XOe6YdJgh6hapoj/s320/BesteBilder38_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 419px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 257px" width="320" /></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The Brazilians Wax lives up to its name once again! On a side note, I would gladly eat paella out of both of their butt cracks!</p><p></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlz1jP4NGFM1ziALBfKnLVhqGxxVV9CjT_kgoIDtdraJOin3KwVKqvoY7Av0yhvICInhrU9LRn2vIpomLkvsf51dOcb48XJMVLZgAPO8QNAxHmbiLljUUhjWlsDvJGqVoXKZqOMjxE3k0v/s1600-h/BesteBilder15_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="244" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613097671263362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlz1jP4NGFM1ziALBfKnLVhqGxxVV9CjT_kgoIDtdraJOin3KwVKqvoY7Av0yhvICInhrU9LRn2vIpomLkvsf51dOcb48XJMVLZgAPO8QNAxHmbiLljUUhjWlsDvJGqVoXKZqOMjxE3k0v/s320/BesteBilder15_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 425px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 238px" width="320" /></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>She is either taking a dump or trying to add wind Resistance in hopes of sabotaging her team. Oh, those crazy Germans...Das Dumper!!!</p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpGOLpiMlLeaEjtWcKumHyolIumbdUAGGGbzTpTUA7BhRcHd25ofVoWAtXbOYIKfTQiFZU3dsgzrnObjInRnzGTdTPEuaRnQgJzXJadU_qFGvayvECB95HO9gbYUD-MGq7M_9SzeU-Ab3A/s1600-h/BesteBilder51_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613106487022738" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpGOLpiMlLeaEjtWcKumHyolIumbdUAGGGbzTpTUA7BhRcHd25ofVoWAtXbOYIKfTQiFZU3dsgzrnObjInRnzGTdTPEuaRnQgJzXJadU_qFGvayvECB95HO9gbYUD-MGq7M_9SzeU-Ab3A/s320/BesteBilder51_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 416px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" width="357" /></a></p><p></p><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpGOLpiMlLeaEjtWcKumHyolIumbdUAGGGbzTpTUA7BhRcHd25ofVoWAtXbOYIKfTQiFZU3dsgzrnObjInRnzGTdTPEuaRnQgJzXJadU_qFGvayvECB95HO9gbYUD-MGq7M_9SzeU-Ab3A/s1600-h/BesteBilder51_750.jpg"></a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><br /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If you had a Greek Water Polo player in "The Exposed Titty Office Pool" then congrats to you sir or madam.</p>

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Beijing Banging: Top Thirteen Olympic Hotties

The Olympics kick off on August 8th and I feel that it is my duty to save everyone some time and outline what is <em>really </em>important in this International Spectacle of Competition and Camaraderie...Which Olympian would I rather nail? Lets take a peek:<br /><br /><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231478267470753714" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij5pA16CM-8aKVIdSGP6l9gZyTSqttNoAV21GzTdiXWJtrHCgK5oGilxVT_aZQXSltF_19gVsWAFuE6hJlkeW8ex_JBwaS0qRmGt8qek13uuYTA4TZbNWGj3pCgwvzxDU6lRhFGB1j8fQk/s320/oly.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" />Coming in at lucky number 13:<br /><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP4wZCaJC9q3bxHhhW0waGgSRd8At7MTbl4aF9A3bWPJ6pzoLs4sZ4UtrcIThC1j4Nh-73R20i9bgyfhbQgbwir-uRVdirXefZpOY-eJjY1A314jvOwz0qBzV3scQ2NZXBsN8VAGmYmP6g/s1600-h/alexandra-orlando-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231436447796021730" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP4wZCaJC9q3bxHhhW0waGgSRd8At7MTbl4aF9A3bWPJ6pzoLs4sZ4UtrcIThC1j4Nh-73R20i9bgyfhbQgbwir-uRVdirXefZpOY-eJjY1A314jvOwz0qBzV3scQ2NZXBsN8VAGmYmP6g/s320/alexandra-orlando-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br /><br />Not a bad way to kick things off, Alexandra Orlando is a Rhythmic Gymnast from Toronto, Canada. (I am going to take this time to unnecessarily point out that this list is going to be Gymnast heavy...for <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/26/orlando_2703_narrowweb__300x510,0.jpg">OBVIOUS</a> reasons.)</div><br /><p>Number 12:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj83IEGPWpjmUo7wMs8_ZtbSCaO5sq_5OHwSqWumDL6X09HHTOa20mnGEiAgys4eVhaxagJmr2YvT_qiv4p3mbo0z6LMYuZvbvpWcxMHm0Fs6O9Zk-25D8B55iYi7cg0j6jKB8qkiuIsF3s/s1600-h/lauren-jackson-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231436453488819282" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj83IEGPWpjmUo7wMs8_ZtbSCaO5sq_5OHwSqWumDL6X09HHTOa20mnGEiAgys4eVhaxagJmr2YvT_qiv4p3mbo0z6LMYuZvbvpWcxMHm0Fs6O9Zk-25D8B55iYi7cg0j6jKB8qkiuIsF3s/s320/lauren-jackson-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br><br />Lauren Jackson plays Basketball for the Aussies and the <a href="http://www.wnba.com/media/storm/lauren_jackson_030621_rw_170x245.jpg">Seattle Storm</a> of the WNBA...<a href="http://www.jordanextreme.com/photo26/04AthensDreamLaurenJackson8.jpg">Sonics who?</a></div><br /><div>Number 11:<br /></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_-gfDG80-pCeNBqXjOoYhWzWisbu0bimqEVT6XCg8Xiq5e3CjvI6PrDh8njqpwWc9xQQEUxvVXXzfylQPY75vO2AkRXbE7nSqO8AHVVyFu6o2q7h8f6wyRrZpngCOtCdA0eV0itoSCMoC/s1600-h/christine-arron-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="320" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231439276310399458" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_-gfDG80-pCeNBqXjOoYhWzWisbu0bimqEVT6XCg8Xiq5e3CjvI6PrDh8njqpwWc9xQQEUxvVXXzfylQPY75vO2AkRXbE7nSqO8AHVVyFu6o2q7h8f6wyRrZpngCOtCdA0eV0itoSCMoC/s320/christine-arron-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="319" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br><br />Christine Arron is a French <a href="http://espndeportes.espn.go.com/2003/photos2005/0708/r_christine-Arron_ht.jpg">Track and Field</a> Star.</div></div><br /><div>Number 10:<br /></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIsNGhKvY0nnuRvsveoNv2vj9D3GbyrK8sQvBUaJB5ajdUc_0wF048CtEo7Q9HA6wRXeg2j92yzW6AUTY74o0zRT5SM6TkLy6kYfwhR5U-33gN4aaVGCJF4v2zoXp2mvkVxFczv5ZW3t3q/s1600-h/katy-livingston-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231439744325565122" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIsNGhKvY0nnuRvsveoNv2vj9D3GbyrK8sQvBUaJB5ajdUc_0wF048CtEo7Q9HA6wRXeg2j92yzW6AUTY74o0zRT5SM6TkLy6kYfwhR5U-33gN4aaVGCJF4v2zoXp2mvkVxFczv5ZW3t3q/s320/katy-livingston-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br />Katy Livingston resides in Bath, England and participates in the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bbcsport/2491440001/">Modern Pentathlon</a>.</div><br /><div>Number 9:<br /></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPFK_avRZaduMq9iKpc-UV0GX3QbpVzbwSdPFTsmhupcYgeR_ImuwOFSuRJyDHGU4NxEz4-zdq1y5SmXGPOf8LO8-xj2T0Cisb-gV2PO4E18nfritjhz04t8lkZrdiZzip_rESQYLzB9Qm/s1600-h/alona-bondarenko-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231440986921869474" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPFK_avRZaduMq9iKpc-UV0GX3QbpVzbwSdPFTsmhupcYgeR_ImuwOFSuRJyDHGU4NxEz4-zdq1y5SmXGPOf8LO8-xj2T0Cisb-gV2PO4E18nfritjhz04t8lkZrdiZzip_rESQYLzB9Qm/s320/alona-bondarenko-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /></div><div><br />Alyona Bonderenko, She is a smokin' hot <a href="http://www.tennisserver.com/turbo/images/pilotpen05/waite/Bondarenko1.jpg">Ukrainian Tennis Player</a> and she has a twin sister named <a href="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/d6/fullj.578833b1b56a31f501651a0047bfeaab/578833b1b56a31f501651a0047bfeaab-getty-tennis-fedcup-ukr-bel.jpg">Kateryna</a>...<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/14546239@N03/2217744709/">nice!</a> </div><br /><div>Number 8:</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqWm1mZHsu3rJpUaQSmGVSJ6WNVezjI51RjRVMny1W9f3iX3RZiQ0XgUqmODSbto9zOOznNxzf5hloImI8udZDwT7PMo9XDFXodbQbxK5pu6ti2M0F2n0wvdrJL1k6p6fcTYsyqd4500s8/s1600-h/katerina-emmons-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="226" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231442304661345954" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqWm1mZHsu3rJpUaQSmGVSJ6WNVezjI51RjRVMny1W9f3iX3RZiQ0XgUqmODSbto9zOOznNxzf5hloImI8udZDwT7PMo9XDFXodbQbxK5pu6ti2M0F2n0wvdrJL1k6p6fcTYsyqd4500s8/s320/katerina-emmons-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 363px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 226px" width="343" /></a><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br><br />Ain't NOTHIN' sexier than a chick with a gun, unless its Asian twins with guns, but you knew that. Thet's Katerina (Kurkova) Emmons of the Czech Republic, she competes in <a href="http://www.nbcolympics.com/athletes/athlete=1044/bio/index.html">10M air rifle</a>. </div><br /><div>Number 7:</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIh0OJBUNFdbMqMIrCiblpGL7XcUAma8ZaW1ZdOJTuy0UvPybKj_q0r3NZegvBgPkGP7f5wAsZhuWE8-awpQ9zXiFJvqO0LyzE23Aw8xyi176iC8zjx3VPKDBrNCovsc8hkewqQFUfHg0-/s1600-h/jelena-jankovic-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="320" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231443403438595538" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIh0OJBUNFdbMqMIrCiblpGL7XcUAma8ZaW1ZdOJTuy0UvPybKj_q0r3NZegvBgPkGP7f5wAsZhuWE8-awpQ9zXiFJvqO0LyzE23Aw8xyi176iC8zjx3VPKDBrNCovsc8hkewqQFUfHg0-/s320/jelena-jankovic-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 233px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" width="263" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div><br /></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br><br />This Leather-Clad <a href="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44377000/jpg/_44377525_jelenatreatment_getty.jpg">Siren</a> is Jelena Jankovic, she plays <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sujatha_fan/2346106457/">Tennis</a> for Serbia.</div><br /><div>Number 6: </div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFquTBsN3NUsk3GaoG8tLAnvdjOh9uohKktdelVP0Bctd0m4Xl9Y51ZyVJUL1cZkOJvTXkFK7nWejm3qQnivVsl1ZkxHHsuLx9Khd-KlSV1X-A2-lLZIK4OM5QqIW_WV8i46woXVCm4C0Y/s1600-h/almudena-cid-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231444602041715442" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFquTBsN3NUsk3GaoG8tLAnvdjOh9uohKktdelVP0Bctd0m4Xl9Y51ZyVJUL1cZkOJvTXkFK7nWejm3qQnivVsl1ZkxHHsuLx9Khd-KlSV1X-A2-lLZIK4OM5QqIW_WV8i46woXVCm4C0Y/s320/almudena-cid-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Almudena Cid of Spain is a <a href="http://www.gymmedia.com/baku05/images/Cid_ball_baku05.jpg">Gymnast</a> and she definitely deserves a Gold medal for this <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fraginal/581144285/">position</a>. You can find a few more choice cuts <a href="http://www.raisport.rai.it/RaiSport/pub/static/82400/20051006ginnasticaSPAAlmudenaCid.jpg">here</a> and <a href="http://www.mundofamosas.net/imagenes/galeria/45/G_Almudena_Cid_18.jpg">here</a>.</div><br /><div>Number 5:</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuvd6j8vdKcMe3BW8iU2aUeqABXQINubnCaHOph9ZjovROwz8Yeo5uBsr5g74OynZGFdIDmIPmQcLVLBubZ-wxY5GS3NX3Lf71XRH72g-2hUaAP7JlC9VqBlvJ4G0sX0qsCHO5MLhyhjPg/s1600-h/jenny-adams-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231445986391950018" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuvd6j8vdKcMe3BW8iU2aUeqABXQINubnCaHOph9ZjovROwz8Yeo5uBsr5g74OynZGFdIDmIPmQcLVLBubZ-wxY5GS3NX3Lf71XRH72g-2hUaAP7JlC9VqBlvJ4G0sX0qsCHO5MLhyhjPg/s320/jenny-adams-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.tgfin.mediaset.it/bin/282.$plit/orig_C_0_fotogallery_708_listaorizzontale_foto_1_fotoorizzontale.jpg">Jenny Adams</a> of the USA is competing in the 100M hurdles and the Long Jump, she has the distinction of being the first American on our list. </div><br /><div>Number 4:</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSUXwstc8JaGZXw6pCCu-s68REK-iAR387xmR1GCvZ1zAnKD7MVZWaHSRdC2VJrNPLP0Dku8cV6FTDbQgJN5alArkU5ioK-ZMwMNNChruvvV2D4bHZ_KA20ce7PNuOPGKcI4pRt4dHOL_5/s1600-h/heather-mitts-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231447485239659730" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSUXwstc8JaGZXw6pCCu-s68REK-iAR387xmR1GCvZ1zAnKD7MVZWaHSRdC2VJrNPLP0Dku8cV6FTDbQgJN5alArkU5ioK-ZMwMNNChruvvV2D4bHZ_KA20ce7PNuOPGKcI4pRt4dHOL_5/s320/heather-mitts-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://espn.go.com/i/page2/photos/040210hmitts.jpg">Heather Mitts</a> of US Soccer team...I wouldn't mind getting my <em>mitts</em> on her...and even the crickets are silent. Now, She is what I call a <a href="http://www.altosport.com/m/heather-mitts/s-000865-im-009096.jpg">SMILF!</a></div><br /><div>Number 3:</div><br /><div></div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEuyoBrBeOszlYwSbBcUhHwXq2dGJLBFo3EI1BhO-bCDJT8PuZJZlj_OXA72H6JqZbEyVOkwuSFEKj_s25paWHVxEoj8HI6SbbbT9DY0-58OeO3Vq1y-l5lVdX-etW5U5SnmEH5cuIm36s/s1600-h/ana-ivanovic-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231457478920423826" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEuyoBrBeOszlYwSbBcUhHwXq2dGJLBFo3EI1BhO-bCDJT8PuZJZlj_OXA72H6JqZbEyVOkwuSFEKj_s25paWHVxEoj8HI6SbbbT9DY0-58OeO3Vq1y-l5lVdX-etW5U5SnmEH5cuIm36s/s320/ana-ivanovic-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Ana Ivanovic, Serbian Tennis Player, She is <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/8511439@N04/537272515/in/photostream/">ranked #1</a> in the world in Tennis, but an even bigger distinction is being <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/webnavigator/2497368073/">ranked #3</a> on this prestigious list. Put that on your resume and quote it!</div><br /><div>Number 2:</div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfzKaMayBLSxYy4lQlh0hsNp-tH-dgKaS0ZKN6QgNINlH97g4E5P5Afy7A9mPOhHms82rUYjK_3n0_ar-6S44xl4KKgqTBfFwyudIUARn2O1XyRYM-Qf6EpqWLfH3ruiXg5tVosKgc-n7u/s1600-h/amanda-beard-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231458792553509394" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfzKaMayBLSxYy4lQlh0hsNp-tH-dgKaS0ZKN6QgNINlH97g4E5P5Afy7A9mPOhHms82rUYjK_3n0_ar-6S44xl4KKgqTBfFwyudIUARn2O1XyRYM-Qf6EpqWLfH3ruiXg5tVosKgc-n7u/s320/amanda-beard-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><div>American Swimmer Amanda Beard, guess what her event is? That's right, the <a href="http://www.fen.org.ar/amanda/normal_6.jpg">Breast Stroke!</a> For more information on her um...<a href="http://www.hicelebs.com/gallery/amanda_beard/9.jpg">breast stroke</a>, check out the <a href="http://blog.sportscolumn.com/images/storyimages/amandabeardplayboycover2.jpg">July 2007 issue of playboy.</a></div><br /><div>Drum roll Please...</div><div>And your winners are: Its a very sexy draw</div><div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBMAY6jtjfmzAnUj16Y07gRq9f2KjVvJV5lwp5d0Voyvg0KoZY3oKP2NHBlaiLAIJ_wBW06Qr-eT0tLFWRX2hP5xZ_OiypxsokYtjbx4UUhtWoyxL_pn4wI3CRIANeHW_hSQAXkyM057ms/s1600-h/311132201_cd347fa901.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231475050293473394" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBMAY6jtjfmzAnUj16Y07gRq9f2KjVvJV5lwp5d0Voyvg0KoZY3oKP2NHBlaiLAIJ_wBW06Qr-eT0tLFWRX2hP5xZ_OiypxsokYtjbx4UUhtWoyxL_pn4wI3CRIANeHW_hSQAXkyM057ms/s320/311132201_cd347fa901.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div><br>The American Volleyball Duo of <a href="http://www.women-of-the-olympics.com/imagez/misty_may_08192004.jpg">Misty May</a> and <a href="http://www.tiloschuster.de/2005/BeachVB/Beach412.jpg">Kerri Walsh</a>. They won the <a href="http://images.zap2it.com/20040928/mistymay_kerriwalsh_240_001.jpg">Gold Medal</a> in 2004 in Athens and are heavy favorites this year as well. Plus, they love to hug as illustrated <a href="http://www.gumgod.com/_borders/misty1.jpg">here</a>, <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robertmiller/322487061/">here</a> and especially <a href="http://www.canadianwild.ca/images/misty_may_kerri_walsh_hump.jpg">here</a>.<br /><br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOkDJEV4C24BfsRQjB0IJ6BxecKfp3BPw-H3odqZXVa2Yzz7-BV9lDQZS_dmIKyIlP5iS561-qrk3gCYqTYO8YMsjxBAad7LeMXTEUTIAi_7z6tS-nsd1z22MoLo9wcJdzSVDatWwGHbSb/s1600-h/maria-sharapova-main.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231462840353118242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOkDJEV4C24BfsRQjB0IJ6BxecKfp3BPw-H3odqZXVa2Yzz7-BV9lDQZS_dmIKyIlP5iS561-qrk3gCYqTYO8YMsjxBAad7LeMXTEUTIAi_7z6tS-nsd1z22MoLo9wcJdzSVDatWwGHbSb/s320/maria-sharapova-main.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><br /><br /></div><br /><div>Maria Sharapova is a Russian Tennis Goddess, nuff said! I have linked some of my favorite pictures of her <a href="http://www.celebsandstarsnude.com/nude/maria-sharapova/maria-sharapova-016.jpg">here</a> and <a href="http://www.celebsandstarsnude.com/nude/maria-sharapova/maria-sharapova-022.jpg">here</a>. (Viewer indiscretion advised)</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>

Beijing Banging: Top Thirteen Olympic Hotties

The Olympics kick off on August 8th and I feel that it is my duty to save everyone some time and outline what is really important in this In...

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