Critical Observer

As many of you know the 2008 Olympics ended in grand fashion this past weekend. And I believe that they taught us all a lot. For Example, The Chinese love censorship and that the Americans are once again kings of the Basketball World. But there was also a lot of things that occurred at the Olympics that were not shown to the masses. As a servant of the people I will now attempt to display some of the "events" that NBC failed to televise. These are the REAL Closing Ceremonies! The story of the 2008 Olympics told through art of Photography: <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnuqSJcFLD3EmoFNTEa0QjAbPQngL9R0VaTvddj8BKeUtPfD6bwpgpytJ3km1-LfJrcfgZ4TeB6Q_4kMhIgKQy2C6avkjYu13eHm9xUefNYqW94dJ6vuM9FcoEMVOygNzB27q1nH4I0fGv/s1600-h/BesteBilder177_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613906778763458" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnuqSJcFLD3EmoFNTEa0QjAbPQngL9R0VaTvddj8BKeUtPfD6bwpgpytJ3km1-LfJrcfgZ4TeB6Q_4kMhIgKQy2C6avkjYu13eHm9xUefNYqW94dJ6vuM9FcoEMVOygNzB27q1nH4I0fGv/s320/BesteBilder177_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="419" /></a> Is this Russian High Jumper High or something? <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgnCBldtsRAOe1Mrol9X2CtqdP47yGNrKdJKPlFrQR_tSBDwqoqgMaDReKFvjPXtBmRBB2V4eCQhR5ulTX3CATksYdHH-rhdGiphVE_QPGNOn2kgOrHLgygEZtRpldtLkpWw2g2CMNOwS3/s1600-h/BesteBilder74_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613109668958370" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgnCBldtsRAOe1Mrol9X2CtqdP47yGNrKdJKPlFrQR_tSBDwqoqgMaDReKFvjPXtBmRBB2V4eCQhR5ulTX3CATksYdHH-rhdGiphVE_QPGNOn2kgOrHLgygEZtRpldtLkpWw2g2CMNOwS3/s320/BesteBilder74_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="399" /></a> I am sure the Chinese have a Cure for that, Right? <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz5mDVYMArf_L_95RS7AkZfmfByDmZvmBMYmPltmmD4NSlEfQuOmqumshyphenhyphen5LCJDT0V36nhvs_n950K9RnQN9z5JIQLPNP9WrnC6S_M4qpB1LiHfMPjWBQxnEw6zarU-flxNQ9gfde9P9G9/s1600-h/BesteBilder178_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613910537507122" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz5mDVYMArf_L_95RS7AkZfmfByDmZvmBMYmPltmmD4NSlEfQuOmqumshyphenhyphen5LCJDT0V36nhvs_n950K9RnQN9z5JIQLPNP9WrnC6S_M4qpB1LiHfMPjWBQxnEw6zarU-flxNQ9gfde9P9G9/s320/BesteBilder178_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="395" /></a> Its only funny until somebody gets hurt...then its Hilarious! <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuX-hlVsLncCn1rj8mIVxrvUvlafhFwGd4tfSWpy5Q6Yahk6t3paMVmHBOKkYhNGqPNyG0r8dYOBN4aVpKQGJiguImNjLB2bGF1t67YHOgKYjjLqOd3HizvNc1tNddwDq0zi_SDQDh7LEO/s1600-h/BesteBilder116_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613504935259362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuX-hlVsLncCn1rj8mIVxrvUvlafhFwGd4tfSWpy5Q6Yahk6t3paMVmHBOKkYhNGqPNyG0r8dYOBN4aVpKQGJiguImNjLB2bGF1t67YHOgKYjjLqOd3HizvNc1tNddwDq0zi_SDQDh7LEO/s320/BesteBilder116_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="392" /></a> My Money is on the Fat Guy! <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijUVJlsu40tBAPa8pGFaDqc0YSkF0dvU4nF-vzZhhu6EPyHjqqcmGs2j83vJx6xwyOox0qE90ov2h9WZj8fpo03jFY3IjybehL3hsius45B2qi1sXXKNe-sFt9BgHo-Otxp6J1MJDnZbFP/s1600-h/BesteBilder120_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613506949283650" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijUVJlsu40tBAPa8pGFaDqc0YSkF0dvU4nF-vzZhhu6EPyHjqqcmGs2j83vJx6xwyOox0qE90ov2h9WZj8fpo03jFY3IjybehL3hsius45B2qi1sXXKNe-sFt9BgHo-Otxp6J1MJDnZbFP/s320/BesteBilder120_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="385" /></a> Would you feel better if I rub one out on you...I mean rub out the cramp for you. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTw4tXXPbrwRO5CU6TKRjx1jPrji24BrGuunsnvVX2vXDSFSla-NtQXUcEQj_T9bIPCt-eez3W_X7dbyPqulZNS5d-PUR1WDHATicfZuvTzsx3pLkW6kdCwdbI6bX478bg0tNpbsoP3LmY/s1600-h/BesteBilder126_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613511841280850" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTw4tXXPbrwRO5CU6TKRjx1jPrji24BrGuunsnvVX2vXDSFSla-NtQXUcEQj_T9bIPCt-eez3W_X7dbyPqulZNS5d-PUR1WDHATicfZuvTzsx3pLkW6kdCwdbI6bX478bg0tNpbsoP3LmY/s320/BesteBilder126_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="381" /></a> Note to Self: Don't go Binge drinking before a marathon. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiefe8xLzjSWit78wZBecW4wr0Q-21W8yff0w2AuCg7OX0pdivnTMEIoOEcOHU2xlqbQfRxQAzM-El-BibypeHf5YlUJQSRnwbxAbaIX-017L9_HYie9hIpXadQ5fiankIulzb_7XwWWf_P/s1600-h/BesteBilder80_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613502092271314" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiefe8xLzjSWit78wZBecW4wr0Q-21W8yff0w2AuCg7OX0pdivnTMEIoOEcOHU2xlqbQfRxQAzM-El-BibypeHf5YlUJQSRnwbxAbaIX-017L9_HYie9hIpXadQ5fiankIulzb_7XwWWf_P/s320/BesteBilder80_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 385px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" width="398" /></a> I guess all the cubby holes were taken. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiQ3T46SO5clln0hcCUZBWo0oDLw4d4X4e-L86SfCPmswk2UU6z2FYt0pLQLWqFQT1NsIY5RA4zvBr_fZxx9ytvvjV-KCvkM7Vi9V9tV338103hHyInVGm2dbCJQtUjuoOvz0SweFyMBYs/s1600-h/BesteBilder132_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613739995287010" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiQ3T46SO5clln0hcCUZBWo0oDLw4d4X4e-L86SfCPmswk2UU6z2FYt0pLQLWqFQT1NsIY5RA4zvBr_fZxx9ytvvjV-KCvkM7Vi9V9tV338103hHyInVGm2dbCJQtUjuoOvz0SweFyMBYs/s320/BesteBilder132_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="377" /></a> Look Ma...No Hands! <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEbsaQ2lN7XZ93YRioQXCuML1R9Hliueo3FeEzY6Tiu9Dd0uBtIruAWgBNiEzus8Mk7E9NUxCEesYcXHoo87i0A7FW9qvf7DiPghfPpLVVfBjixmZC1FrJjMxoKSNdsBOCPzQG75rJ7iAs/s1600-h/BesteBilder58_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613108351685794" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEbsaQ2lN7XZ93YRioQXCuML1R9Hliueo3FeEzY6Tiu9Dd0uBtIruAWgBNiEzus8Mk7E9NUxCEesYcXHoo87i0A7FW9qvf7DiPghfPpLVVfBjixmZC1FrJjMxoKSNdsBOCPzQG75rJ7iAs/s320/BesteBilder58_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="374" /></a> Sandy Snatch enjoys a day at the beach. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXGTnZSCo-V71MyLlNohNjNyQjq4hysfbdr0Ka74z25s6kOMzuOSAzCHuUwGK4WhyzJwis2o7b2a9PJcrFwxTntO17rBZjjgG9INbBFRT7mzkA3eX3ZXa-rLRmVyCjNjzZ_N7btzulI3Ht/s1600-h/BesteBilder95_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613500694999362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXGTnZSCo-V71MyLlNohNjNyQjq4hysfbdr0Ka74z25s6kOMzuOSAzCHuUwGK4WhyzJwis2o7b2a9PJcrFwxTntO17rBZjjgG9INbBFRT7mzkA3eX3ZXa-rLRmVyCjNjzZ_N7btzulI3Ht/s320/BesteBilder95_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="370" /></a> So, I sez to myself, what would Mike Tyson do in this situation? <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvFRImablP9fAL3PpfRjhd8O9bluEd2dNHTdO2-YHB3Aft7Ls-p2rxlCY04fI8IyEZ0ImFIwlv1iWA6VCXVTPRj7FxFVKtUwbl0rGLtymlwkVeLXh2ZbQBNoYqyzspoFSYgsATY2tgDumc/s1600-h/BesteBilder175_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613749676735074" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvFRImablP9fAL3PpfRjhd8O9bluEd2dNHTdO2-YHB3Aft7Ls-p2rxlCY04fI8IyEZ0ImFIwlv1iWA6VCXVTPRj7FxFVKtUwbl0rGLtymlwkVeLXh2ZbQBNoYqyzspoFSYgsATY2tgDumc/s320/BesteBilder175_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" width="367" /></a> The Green matches my Taint. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguXFeGF3hwB_j8jmfgzALee-zkyAzK8Dg5JuYMhWqw8gWWzHzRQ6f0Vt9JuJ4WZT4mlmdTH4hrFaDEuIHdCrC0QUxHWZCJg6iwunyzgU3PnMkJxThhA-Fgj0NF2Zf2u8jgb4QSVIc3eL6w/s1600-h/BesteBilder151_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613743168834578" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguXFeGF3hwB_j8jmfgzALee-zkyAzK8Dg5JuYMhWqw8gWWzHzRQ6f0Vt9JuJ4WZT4mlmdTH4hrFaDEuIHdCrC0QUxHWZCJg6iwunyzgU3PnMkJxThhA-Fgj0NF2Zf2u8jgb4QSVIc3eL6w/s320/BesteBilder151_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 376px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" width="384" /></a> Nothing says World Unity like hot Asian chicks and I must add that those are some very happy drunken Dutchmen! <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaGtM3cSv5MH2uiMqixa0aIwEz6ePnnbpy6b8oS3Bmv1Q9GAEF7h9qVK9zZDX_oU6jvcp3KX-Hue92ypcyya5cJTowXjUWYlFuHX3gR9hg-cc0VjzlaMgdWv7mjgUbn33Wr5cBGN166MYK/s1600-h/BesteBilder155_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="242" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613745828909922" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaGtM3cSv5MH2uiMqixa0aIwEz6ePnnbpy6b8oS3Bmv1Q9GAEF7h9qVK9zZDX_oU6jvcp3KX-Hue92ypcyya5cJTowXjUWYlFuHX3gR9hg-cc0VjzlaMgdWv7mjgUbn33Wr5cBGN166MYK/s320/BesteBilder155_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 404px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 261px" width="320" /></a> I am a little short on rent this month, can I live in between you two?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmEn3u44jsfsoEMBfECVcfNvJ2d_qB9BZjwgjmNHPfPhdRvyFe5RDP4U6nh8i9W2a3GvlFAIwKML4u2ADtshw-YgFtCKrHhfpFUNFiVbBJTv_SCeQWrfKKYR-Rj2Prd_Jv_HvSw1nDk0W_/s1600-h/BesteBilder157_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="242" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613749978373362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmEn3u44jsfsoEMBfECVcfNvJ2d_qB9BZjwgjmNHPfPhdRvyFe5RDP4U6nh8i9W2a3GvlFAIwKML4u2ADtshw-YgFtCKrHhfpFUNFiVbBJTv_SCeQWrfKKYR-Rj2Prd_Jv_HvSw1nDk0W_/s320/BesteBilder157_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 419px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 261px" width="320" /></a> You think their toes are curled now, wait till I am through with them!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyMrfGsFS-1PIo1YAA_sikXj0roGtWPQD7fw-wOpqHD3Jy6gdZZllIbDhZR_bY-VvGxnWBsPBE9y3ZjsLXMN0PU7K43Fm4bvWkgflUy26Ez_B70ABo0BJ9_fEmtLvZ5XOe6YdJgh6hapoj/s1600-h/BesteBilder38_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="245" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613101601676130" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyMrfGsFS-1PIo1YAA_sikXj0roGtWPQD7fw-wOpqHD3Jy6gdZZllIbDhZR_bY-VvGxnWBsPBE9y3ZjsLXMN0PU7K43Fm4bvWkgflUy26Ez_B70ABo0BJ9_fEmtLvZ5XOe6YdJgh6hapoj/s320/BesteBilder38_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 419px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 257px" width="320" /></a> The Brazilians Wax lives up to its name once again! On a side note, I would gladly eat paella out of both of their butt cracks!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlz1jP4NGFM1ziALBfKnLVhqGxxVV9CjT_kgoIDtdraJOin3KwVKqvoY7Av0yhvICInhrU9LRn2vIpomLkvsf51dOcb48XJMVLZgAPO8QNAxHmbiLljUUhjWlsDvJGqVoXKZqOMjxE3k0v/s1600-h/BesteBilder15_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="244" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613097671263362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlz1jP4NGFM1ziALBfKnLVhqGxxVV9CjT_kgoIDtdraJOin3KwVKqvoY7Av0yhvICInhrU9LRn2vIpomLkvsf51dOcb48XJMVLZgAPO8QNAxHmbiLljUUhjWlsDvJGqVoXKZqOMjxE3k0v/s320/BesteBilder15_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 425px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 238px" width="320" /></a> She is either taking a dump or trying to add wind Resistance in hopes of sabotaging her team. Oh, those crazy Germans...Das Dumper!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpGOLpiMlLeaEjtWcKumHyolIumbdUAGGGbzTpTUA7BhRcHd25ofVoWAtXbOYIKfTQiFZU3dsgzrnObjInRnzGTdTPEuaRnQgJzXJadU_qFGvayvECB95HO9gbYUD-MGq7M_9SzeU-Ab3A/s1600-h/BesteBilder51_750.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="214" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238613106487022738" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpGOLpiMlLeaEjtWcKumHyolIumbdUAGGGbzTpTUA7BhRcHd25ofVoWAtXbOYIKfTQiFZU3dsgzrnObjInRnzGTdTPEuaRnQgJzXJadU_qFGvayvECB95HO9gbYUD-MGq7M_9SzeU-Ab3A/s320/BesteBilder51_750.jpg" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 416px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 214px" width="357" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpGOLpiMlLeaEjtWcKumHyolIumbdUAGGGbzTpTUA7BhRcHd25ofVoWAtXbOYIKfTQiFZU3dsgzrnObjInRnzGTdTPEuaRnQgJzXJadU_qFGvayvECB95HO9gbYUD-MGq7M_9SzeU-Ab3A/s1600-h/BesteBilder51_750.jpg"></a> If you had a Greek Water Polo player in "The Exposed Titty Office Pool" then congrats to you sir or madam.

The Beijing Olympics: A Potpourri of Visual Delights (The Real Closing Ceremonies)!

As many of you know the 2008 Olympics ended in grand fashion this past weekend. And I believe that they taught us all a lot. For Example, Th...

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