BREAKNG NEWS: Bret Favre traded to the NY Jets

In a stunning move, Legendary Packer QB is traded to the NY Jets. He is traded for a conditional Draft Pick, a years supply of Premio Italian Sausage and a tarnished legacy. The Jets improve their Quarterback situation tremendously even though they just traded for a 38 year old quarterback with a 12 million dollar salary who has thrown 100 interceptions in the last 5 years.
Originally Bret Favre was against going to NY because he wanted to play for a contender and the Jets were 4-12 last season. Some arm wringing later and here he is. This is off course the same guy who retired without actually ceasing to play. Here is why I don't like number 4; He is somewhat of a flip-flopper and he keeps giving "scoops" to Fux Noobs, as if they're good at reporting frivolous news stories...Oh wait. Scratch that. Plus, he is constantly on TV and radio. ESPN has their own Favre scroll bar at the bottom of the screen, as if he is his own sports league. If this allows for less Bret Favre in the media then god bless, I am glad something finally happened. Now, ESPN can go back to focusing on meaningless august baseball, Ignoring the NHL, The Olympics with pork fried rice and off-the-field indiscretions of various NBA and NFL Players.

All I have left to say is the Madden Curse lives on!!!Mwuhahaha
Just remember who broke the story first, the fine folks at the Tranceponder, Good Times Blog and Webzine.