Who are the Marketing Geniuses who came up with this one?

How in the Hell is "hand job" not part of their Lexicon?

And just out of curiosity how is this product different from a rag?

But I do like their website, Ineedahandjob.com, they will get a lot of accidental orders, If You know what I mean, I just hope no one mistakes this product for an item that can be used in assisting with "handjobs." I mean it is a rag, what other equipment could you possible need.