Fux Noobs Channel: Shitting on Journalistic Integrity since 1996

Quick Bio on the Fux Noobs Channel, It is a part of News Corp. which is owned by Rupert Murdoch. The President is Roger Ailes, He was a media consultant for Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, and George H. W. Bush. He is no longer a media consultant but rather a Propaganda consultant(The dental plan is way better.)
I don't want to make this post too political, everyone with a 1/3rd of a brain knows that what they produce is not really news. It is just a bunch of celebrity fodder and liberal bashing. I would rather get my news off the back of a cereal box. The Daily show tackles more real issues than Fux Noobs.
Nonetheless, they do serve a purpose in society: OUTTAKES!!!
No one does outtakes like Fux Noobs, Observe:


Haha, there is nothing as funny as a good ol' assassination!
I like how the host follows her comments up by saying "tell me how you really feel?"
well, im no Skyintist but I think she feels like she wants to kill Obama, Duh!


What the Hell is a Curvejob anyway?


This guy just exudes professionalism. He really recovers well in my opinion. He even mentions the intranet. WOOHOO!


I know what she is hankering for!


Whatever gets you off, Buddy!


How is this news??? That is a part of his stand-up routine...FOOLS!!!!


Fair and Balanced...More like Pushy and Ignorant.


Global Warming is due to the Sun!! Wait, let me get this straight, if we block out that pesky sun then we can stop global warming forever. what are we waiting for?


Finally, Fux Noobs brings something to the table that has a redeeming value.
On a totally unrelated note: Fux Noobs will be holding open auditions for female anchors and fluffers at your local Snatchatorium!
Disclaimer: NO FAT CHICKS!

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