Barack "Lightning" obama, Our favorite Halfrican-American

It has come to my attention that hip-hop community is throwing its weight <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">behing</span></span> Mr. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Barack</span></span> "lightning" <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Obama</span></span>. I gave him the moniker of lightning because on a recent <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">excursion</span> to Israel, i was informed that <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Barack</span></span> in Hebrew means lightning, so in order help <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Barack</span></span> win over the Jewish voting population, I hereby christen (or in this case <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">jewen</span></span>) him Lightning, which sounds way better than "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Hussien</span></span>" in the middle of his name. The <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">heeb</span></span> vote is apparently vital to his success, even though it makes up less then 1% of the US population. But who am I to argue straw polls?<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Anywho</span></span>, I digress. Back to the Hip-Hop community realizing that there are <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">alot</span></span> of haters out there that probably are way too proud to vote for a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Halfrican</span></span>-American. The US is full self-righteous pricks who don't want to see one of their own make it. Trust me, I have asked around. Thus far, there have been two rap songs endorsing <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Barack</span></span> "lightning" <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Obama</span></span>, the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Halfrican</span></span>-American as the next leader of the free world. My prediction is that by November there will be no less than 12 songs singing the praises of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Barack</span></span> "lightning" <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Obama</span></span>. the two songs thus far are pretty good, I must add. One of the songs is by <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Nas</span></span> and the other is by <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Movado</span></span>. And for your listening pleasure I will link them for you.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Nas</span></span>-"Black President"<br /><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=69Z5AKVwCNk">http://youtube.com/watch?v=69Z5AKVwCNk</a><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/69Z5AKVwCNk&hl=en"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/69Z5AKVwCNk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Movado</span></span>- "We Need <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Barack</span></span>"<br /><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=gYtX8HF6yHc">http://youtube.com/watch?v=gYtX8HF6yHc</a><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gYtX8HF6yHc&hl=en"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gYtX8HF6yHc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />~G9D<br />Contributing <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">Satirist and Womanizer</span>

Barack "Lightning" obama, Our favorite Halfrican-American

It has come to my attention that hip-hop community is throwing its weight behing Mr. Barack "lightning" Obama . I gave him the m...

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