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What's Wrong With This Picture

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg1_sWOAI4YHEm144t2Ra3ocGSIKLI2TdehGzagao_VX4Xb920KpbU4Fq2S1nUf4DDJFShbUjr9pN8qQrJMViOjkN0mrfZxLrxq5StRhm1sUQL0GlZNs1u4_a7ksQcUezRIhHkKhBq7Kw/s1600-h/graph.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223733231082462498" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg1_sWOAI4YHEm144t2Ra3ocGSIKLI2TdehGzagao_VX4Xb920KpbU4Fq2S1nUf4DDJFShbUjr9pN8qQrJMViOjkN0mrfZxLrxq5StRhm1sUQL0GlZNs1u4_a7ksQcUezRIhHkKhBq7Kw/s320/graph.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a> <div style="text-align: left;">Above is a graph depicting the results of an ABC poll from the afternoon news cast. ABC polled African Americans a.k.a Blacks and Whites a.k.a Honkeys with the question, "Is America ready for a black president?".The results of this survey were somewhat interesting in the fact that 70% of white people polled said the country is ready, meanwhile only 60% of all blacks polled said the country was ready for a black president. So what this survey really shows is in fact that black people in America feel that white people don't want a black guy as president. And it also shows that thats not true. Or it could mean that black people aren't ready for a black president. What does this mean? </div>

What's Wrong With This Picture

Above is a graph depicting the results of an ABC poll from the afternoon news cast. ABC polled African Americans a.k.a Blacks and Whites a.k...

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Insignificant Milestone Celebration

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiY5NPZOgCNcaRjydwSljt2KFbf0lczFO6VxgAu034pjq6SGPJangFXEXC2C56ptShL96MMwgjFpBxbvwuv2-bBmk7sHEdOpuPDTxibNMWfmPMaqamkludVYhw_EpDhrKHZgS7dS28ilNQ/s1600-h/srncap.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211450889399302290" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiY5NPZOgCNcaRjydwSljt2KFbf0lczFO6VxgAu034pjq6SGPJangFXEXC2C56ptShL96MMwgjFpBxbvwuv2-bBmk7sHEdOpuPDTxibNMWfmPMaqamkludVYhw_EpDhrKHZgS7dS28ilNQ/s200/srncap.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Well this blog is a little more than a week old now and we have somehow passed to 100 visits (30 unique) mark (not a huge milestone, but hey, it's only been week) I would also like to send thanks our visitors who somehow managed to find our little blog spot page with out me having to do any S.E.O. work whatsoever (yet). I would like to especially thank our readers from NY, NJ, Wisconsin, Massachusetts and the United Kingdom for helping us reach this insignificant milestone. I have noticed however we have no visitors from Ohio. I would like to say you're not welcome here (if you went republican in 2004 presidential<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZSfPkQ9kJzCkGQotQBmhrEvzvfCWegJYsiE0-Spws1-khEFKgN83o-M1RUkLcinVvPCM4M3oioPQGA-8LmnxwgX141-z7d9nZqlR4se1B0ry7_x9DGCTArpGquVj7On9_J079RPMkJJM/s1600-h/ATT567494.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211451192150172210" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZSfPkQ9kJzCkGQotQBmhrEvzvfCWegJYsiE0-Spws1-khEFKgN83o-M1RUkLcinVvPCM4M3oioPQGA-8LmnxwgX141-z7d9nZqlR4se1B0ry7_x9DGCTArpGquVj7On9_J079RPMkJJM/s200/ATT567494.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a> election). If I remember correctly you were the deciding state in '04, were you not? So thanks Ohio, I hope you're happy with the results of the '04 election (the result of which is equivalent to the picture to the right.) So don't bother sending in your comments and opinions, I do not care. Actions speak louder than words. The only way you Ohio Republicans can redeem yourself if by going democratic with your vote in the November election. Lets get our Halfrican American a chance to change things! Besides, McCain is bad for White House aesthetics. Who need a president whose face looks like a wax museum figure that has been stored for in a room with broken air conditioning. So thanks again readers and good times!

Insignificant Milestone Celebration

Well this blog is a little more than a week old now and we have somehow passed to 100 visits (30 unique) mark (not a huge milestone, but hey...

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Barack "Lightning" obama, Our favorite Halfrican-American

It has come to my attention that hip-hop community is throwing its weight behing Mr. Barack "lightning" Obama. I gave him the moniker of lightning because on a recent excursion to Israel, i was informed that Barack in Hebrew means lightning, so in order help Barack win over the Jewish voting population, I hereby christen (or in this case jewen) him Lightning, which sounds way better than "Hussien" in the middle of his name. The heeb vote is apparently vital to his success, even though it makes up less then 1% of the US population. But who am I to argue straw polls? Anywho, I digress. Back to the Hip-Hop community realizing that there are alot of haters out there that probably are way too proud to vote for a Halfrican-American. The US is full self-righteous pricks who don't want to see one of their own make it. Trust me, I have asked around. Thus far, there have been two rap songs endorsing Barack "lightning" Obama, the Halfrican-American as the next leader of the free world. My prediction is that by November there will be no less than 12 songs singing the praises of Barack "lightning" Obama. the two songs thus far are pretty good, I must add. One of the songs is by Nas and the other is by Movado. And for your listening pleasure I will link them for you. Nas-"Black President" <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=69Z5AKVwCNk">http://youtube.com/watch?v=69Z5AKVwCNk</a> <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/69Z5AKVwCNk&hl=en"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/69Z5AKVwCNk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></embed></object> Movado- "We Need Barack" <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=gYtX8HF6yHc">http://youtube.com/watch?v=gYtX8HF6yHc</a> <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gYtX8HF6yHc&hl=en"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gYtX8HF6yHc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425"></embed></object> ~G9D Contributing Satirist and Womanizer

Barack "Lightning" obama, Our favorite Halfrican-American

It has come to my attention that hip-hop community is throwing its weight behing Mr. Barack "lightning" Obama . I gave him the m...

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